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Holy shit, that link took me down an Amazon rabbit hole. I finally ended on this (NSFW?) before I realized I needed to bail. The reviews are hilarious though.
... what CAN'T you buy on amazon?
We are. Unlike in the US, that shit is illegal where I live.
FYI, those training kits are still awailable on US amazon if you want to train yourself a bit before you go mutilating some baby dicks.
Man kan da i det mindste håbe at rabbien, lægen, eller hvem det nu er som skal klippe i de små, har øvet sig lidt med dette fantastiske produkt fra amazon (NSFW?): [link]
I hope they never remove this one. The FAQ and comments are hysterical.
Congratulations! You have won your very own home "Infant Circumcision Trainer" kit!
Exciting! Your Prize
This kit will give you hours of pleasure practicing mutilating the genitals of little boys from the comfort of your own home. Soon, you'll be ready for the real thing, and you can take that knife to little babies you meet in the park.
Here's what our top reviewer had to say:
By Crunchy Frog on November 28, 2012
"Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn't scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you 'practice'."
Please PM me your postal address, and we will whisk your present right to your door.
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Holy shit you weren't kidding and the suggestions only get stranger from here on out.
I can't imagine how things would be if I found this item in a relatives or friends home.
"Like fine wine and cheeses" and "commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"
Commonly bought with Images you should not masturbate to
Customers who viewed this also viewed How to eat stinky pussy and Infant circumcision trainer, white.
Amazon UK, you mean. You can still buy it from the US amazon, of course.
This was recommended for me underneath. WTF amazon?
EDIT: JESUS, also this and this. I guess horny Mohels tend to kill and divorce their wives...
EDIT 2: This was on there too. Maybe they are trying to get their face in shape now that they're divorced have all this lube.
I scoured the web high and low -- in search of your linked pic,
I looked around and soon I found
your item -- that was quick!
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Product Title: Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
Rating: 2-5/5 stars
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The above is this item's information as of 12-13-2016
Finally found it.
There's even a video on YouTube of some dude giving it in a weird gift exhange. Skip forward to 8:50:
Done and done
In the related list there is also an infant circumcision trainer, a bag of "4th grade human bones", and a party shark costume. ಠ_ಠ
"customers who veiwed this also veiwed"
Was waiting for this to go on sale.
Amazon disappoints again
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I suppose practice makes perfect.
For recreational use you can use this:
And you can purchase your very own on Amazon for just under $200...
Here, practice: [link]
Definitely this, they also come in black too if you have preferences.