How tough was it not to buy the scorpion version?
The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem.
Jkjk, this is an epic setup. Have you looking into the scorpion? I feel like you need to evolve into the scorpion.
I e actually been thinking of using this in one of those gaming recliners. Something like one of these Scorpion Gaming chair
I feel like laying straight down would be disorienting but I could settle for being halfway down
I thought it was fake.
I'm pretty sure she is now able to afford the chair
I'm imagining something like this but Valve/Steam-styled, with an integrated PC tower or Steam Link
Guys you are missing the best looking chair that he has. https://www.amazon.com/Imperator-Scorpion-Gaming-Computer-Office/dp/B08HYRNJCH
I slip into my IW-SK Imperator Works Scorpion Gaming Chair and pull down the articulated arms to bring the center console into view. I recline into the seat and engage the motors on the lumbar massage. Steeling myself, I click the power button on my Mattel Hot Wheels PC. I am greeted by the dulcet tones of Windows 98 booting up and I can feel a fire lighting within me. Next, I slip on compression sleeves and fingerless gloves and jack into the grid using my Mitsubishi-Genetech terminal, attempting to make contact with the Helios AI, and see if it's up for a game of Ratz Instagib. Unfortunately, it is already engaged in a round of Civilization II with OpenAI, and OpenAI is winning with the Gandhi-using-nukes strategy, so it's gonna be a long one. I decide to bounce off that and to play the thinking man's game, a gladiatorial bout of arena combat that will pit me against 99 of the world's finest: Fortnite. I take a long drag on my bergamot-infused e-cigarette and click Play, my pupils constricting and dopamine flooding my pleasure centers as cartoon mascots twerk across the screen. Gentlemen, we have liftoff. A true gaming moment is about to commence. A thin smile flickers across my lips as I imagine laying waste to the battlefield and emerging as #1. I've been preparing for this moment with Kovaak's Aim Trainer for days. My mind is an unbroken pool of tranquility, my concentration focused into a single point, a synapse of coordination running down my arm and into my index finger. Synthwave rhythms churning in the background, I take a deep breath and click Start Match. My concentration is broken by a popup flying into view onscreen: "New Dance Emotes Available." Droplets of sweat form on my brow and I begin to shake uncontrollably, the e-cigarette sputtering from my lips. My head is hammered with pain as indecision body-slams my brain stem. Minutes seem to pass...my finger trembles over the Buy Now button. I seem to fall in and out of consciousness. Finally, I come to; my vision clears. I yell out:
"MOM! I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD!"
>It sounds funny but I feel like the market lacks a "couch desk/workstation".
The keyboard tray is manual, but it does say it’s got motors for recline and monitor positions:
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It doesn't come with any peripherals but it is motorized. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HYRNJCH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_G7V8BC6J8Q3FM4CVMMPX
For $4,000 it should be able to walk, but it can't.
You could probably build your own that can walk for that much.
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I was on computers for a long time and noticed I was developing a hunch hovering over a keyboard and looking down at the monitor. The trick is to get them high enough to keep your head at a healthy orientation, but not too high. Articulated monitor arms makes adjustments a snap. I wish the setup was more photogenic. There was someone that developed a commercial system called a Scorpion Chair (https://www.amazon.com/Imperator-Scorpion-Gaming-Computer-Office/dp/B08HYRNJCH) My chair is probably more comfy, but this is based on the same concept of monitors up high with controls on articulated arms
The scorpion is better https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HYRNJCH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_1DS08FZHSKR6D1QRHGFK
Just work hard for the money