I've also seen this attributed to J. Golden Kimball. I can't find a source, but I remember reading it in one of the "J Golden Kimball stories" books. J. Golden Kimball Stories Volume 1 (The Mormon Humor Collection) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0692632131/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_MQ12JBEZV3WM9787GMHM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1