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Honestly, if you're a total noob to anal, don't start with a toy. Far too much money needed to invest into something you might not even like at all. Pick a bottle of jlube, you can buy it on amazon, link, make some lube, and work up to taking all four fingers comfortably inside you before going for a toy. Jlube is cheap, you can make it as thick or thin as you'd like, and it lasts quite a while. My first bottle lasted me three years.
After you do that. I recommend a medium unflared chance. Decently long, while not huge around, and still perfectly rideable. My first toy was a medium Flared Chance, don't get the flared, and I still use him as a warm up toy to this day.
Remember, the holy trinity: Time, Patience, and Lube.
EDIT: added link.
Odd, it says it's available for me. But it's 35$, If you're strictly going for anal you could also get J Lube for 17$. It's basically the same thing but half of it is sugars as a de-clumping agent (which is why it can't be used vaginally)
I haven't used J Lube before but I have a bottle of X lube and have used it many times, I've only got down a couple teaspoons of it after about 6 months of having it, it lasts for a super long time
J lube. Comes as a powder and you mix with water to your desired viscosity. It was designed for veterinarian use (reaching inside horses and cows) but it also is fantastic for reaching your limbs inside of men's asses.
Not that I would know or anything.
J Lube Opinions differ on whether or not it is safe for vaginal intercourse, some women claim it can cause a yeast infection. But it is the best way to make a kiddy pool full of lube.
Nobody else mentioned a couple other options, so here are some that I have used.
- Water. It can be tricky to put on a catsuit using just water but the way the latex sticks to your skin after it drains is great.
- Cornstarch. Cheap and readily available. Organic, so biocompatibility is high. Bad to use if you're going to sweat due to white leakage.
- Talc. If you like to feel dry, it works. If you are going to sweat in the latex, be prepared for white leakage at your arms and legs. Be careful what you buy, though. You don't want anything scented or with oils. Baby powders are now mostly cornstarch but contain scents and/or oils. Gold Bond original formula is pure talc with a slight amount of menthol.
- J-Lube. Cheap for how long it lasts. Easy DIY mix. No precision or measuring required to achieve results good for latex dressing.
There is a powder that you reconstitute which is fairly cheap.
Considering how nonporous oil stones are, you could probably use mayonnaise, but I feel like people would be even more put off by that.
reminds me when i ordered this and it came to the house while i was at work.
i end up getting a call asking why i ordered "pet lubricant"
and having to convince my mom that i wasn't diddling the cats.
If you really want to get the cheapest lube get a bottle of J Lube it is powder lube used for veterinary purposes and it can make an absurd amount when mixed with water. J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz [link]
I did the same - it is by far my favourite lube! I find it's good for everything; anal, jerking off, my Girlfriend even said it's good for vaginal and She does NOT like the feeling of other lubes in Her pussy so I feel that speaks volumes about the quality of BD's cumlube.
If you're super price conscious then I'd suggest J-lube as an alternative. It comes in a bottle as a powder and you mix it yourself with water. Depending on how often you play and how much lube you use, one bottle could last you well over a year or even two!
J-Lube, which is just the dry material, thus its much cheaper and you can change the viscosity as you like. Use a small bottle with a dispenser. You should then empty and clean the bottle regularly (every month should be ok) as it doesn't contain any anti-bacterial and anti-fungal stuff.
Fleshlight lube is made from a combination/mixture of both of those. How much of each I don't know.
If you want to make your own and make something that's exceptionally slippery get some J-Lube. I use 2 measuring teaspoons of J-Lube, 1 teaspoon of xanthan gum, with a tablespoon or two of glycerin and a tablespoon or two of propylene glycol and then a cup of hot water. First add the glycerin and propylene glycol, then the J-Lube and xanthan gum, mix well with an electric hand mixer; I use a 2 cup glass measuring cup with 1 beater in the electric hand mixer. Neither of these 2 powders will dissolve in water but they do in the glycerin and propylene glycol. Then add the hot water while the electric mixer is going. The xanthan gum gives it some thickness, and it's also slippery. It's very goopy and will crawl up the shaft of the beater. The J-Lube makes a very stringy lube and the xanthan gum helps reduce that, but it's still stringy. It's so super slippery that the stringy aspect is a small price to pay (in my opinion).
You can also get the xanthan gum from amazon; Uncle Bob's Red Mill, for example. It's used in gluten free baking.
Be sure you don't use anything that's oil or silicone based.
If you just run out a lot, look into J-lube. It is actually for veterinary medicine, often recommended for anal play. You buy it as a concentrated powder to mix with water. One bottle makes 6-8 gallons of lube when reconstituted.
I know you said you didn't want to mix powders but I can't not recommend J-Lube.
This stuff is amazing. It opened up a whole new world of vaginal fisting and anal play because of how slippery it is and how long it lasts.
Holy cow! The first pics scared me but I'm happy to see you've had good results!
Thank you for posting your experience and sharing your recovery.
As for your problem with lube, look into JLube ( [link] ). It's cheap, water soluble, and you can play with the consistency.
Yeah, the pikers.
Personal anecdote - one of these makes almost 10 gallons of lube, and is great good fun when dumped into a kiddie pool.
Also fun when sprinkled on sweaty people.
There are different brands of dildos that "come". Here's a great list of squirting dildos and even a squirting cocksleeve! Be aware that most of these are PVC, with the exception of The Semenette (medical grade silicone!) and one or two others I believe.
Also, Bad Dragon has a "cumtube" option on all of their dildos, which are also medical grade silicone and come in different sizes. They're mostly fantasy animal oriented dildos (and they're amazing quality), but they have a regular dildo called "The Ultimate Fantasy".
Tagging /u/cmkn, /u/kinkyghost, /u/blueblast88, /u/Radica1Faith and /u/Pattyooooooo here too.
If any of you are looking for a more realistic cum lube option besides the crappy Bad Dragon stuff (terrible lube, don't buy it, I recommended it once long ago but nooooo), follow these directions I gave to people who were looking for some realistic dildos and/or realistic lube options for play:
>Now, onto the edible fake cum! You can use this with the cumtube as well! This one is great for body shots, facials, or just for straight up swallowing. ;)
>1 cup water
>2 tablespoons cornstarch
>1 pasteurized egg white (Pasteurized is important if you want to swallow this stuff!)
>1 tablespoon plain yogurt (make sure it's plain if an AFAB person is putting these anywhere near their genitals, if they're not putting it near their genitals though, you can use vanilla yogurt for a more pronounced, bold vanilla flavour)
>A pinch of salt
>Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. Add 1/4 a teaspoon of vanilla extract, maybe a drop more, for a bit of vanilla sweetness when you add the egg white in there! Make whatever volume you want. It should stay good for a few days in the fridge too, so you can get multiple uses out of a batch. If you need to warm it up for use, heat up some water (NOT boiling, just hot) on the stove and put the cold bowl into the hot water and let it warm up the mixture. Stir once in awhile. You don't want to cook the egg whites, just warm up the mixture. Another interesting thing you could do is add some Stevia flavour drops, you can find them under "water enhancers" on Amazon and other online stores, and they have everything from Root beer flavour to lemon, cherry, etc. You could essentially have whatever flavour fake cum you wanted, although I'm a real fan of the vanilla, something about it is just tried and true for me. :D This is the absolute best fake cum recipe out there, it's what a lot of professionals use!
If you're alright with not eating the stuff, you could just buy J-Lube and add some titanium dioxide, the thing that makes Bad Dragon's cumlube white in the first place.
Finally, if anybody is alright with a gif of a big ol' horse dildo (sorry, couldn't find any other models showing it), here is one of Bad Dragon's cumlube equipped model dildos in action!
Jlube. It's a powder that you mix with water and it produces exactly this effect.
I haven't personally tried bad dragon lube, but I've heard nothing but bad reviews on it, mostly that's its "sticky" and not "lubey" lol.
If you have a farm store of some type nearby, I recommend poly lube...its a veterinary grade lubricant that comes as a powder that you mix with water. For $20 you can have 5 gallons worth of lube! (Or, y'know a years worth of lube bc don't mix it all at once). it's water-based so safe to use with silicone toys. It's all I use now.
Edit: this stuff.
Available on Amazon here. But honestly it was much cheaper instore so might be worth shopping around before buying online. I got it from UFA (Alberta Canada, lol), but any farm or veterinary store should carry it. It's also called j-lube.
Original product is titled: J-Lube
Original product located at: Amazon J-lube
Manufacturer/Seller: Unkown/Amazon + J-lube.net (And most animal supply stores)
Last Seen: September 9, 2017
Pricing: $16.95 - $18.95 USD
FUN FACT: Mixed portions of J-lube should only be kept 3 weeks maximum, before a new batch is prepared.
TIPS: Having worked as a veterinarian, here are some tips for mixing:
Start off with cold water, as that mixes best with the powder
Sift the powder before putting it into the water; this helps avoid clumps.
Microwave the mix after adding the powder to the water, then mix some more.\
After that, add water as needed while continually microwaving (the microwaving helps remove clumps a lot!) until you reach the desired consistency.
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J-lube. They sell it on amazon. It is terrible stuff. It is a lubricant used in the large animal veterinary field to lube um human arms to stick your whole arm up a cow's private part tunnel. It has the same consistency as elephant snot, and you CANNOT wash it off unless you have twice as much salt. I had neighbors fucking with me several times, so I used to sprinkle a light dusting on to their windshield, and in the morning when the dew comes, you get this FUCKED up substance you just cannot get off. Its like 50 homeless people bukakke'd the car. For real, J-lube. It is great stuff. I have several bottles, and if SHTF I'm using some of that, some chili powder and chili oil to mix and spread in to people's orifices. It'll be like pepper spray that you CAN NOT wash off. https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=jay+lube&qid=1581222063&s=instant-video&sr=8-1
100oz for $16.99
J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz [link]
In that case, J-Lube. Read about it here:
Buy it here:
j-Lube, slippery as fuck.
This is better. [link]
They make big anal amazing.
As for lube I would HIGHLY recommend either XLube (tends to be out of stock on Amazon) or J-Lube ([link]). Both are powders which you mix to the consistency you want (it takes about 15 minutes to hydrate). The only thing about J-Lube is that it uses sugar in it as a dispersant so it can lead to yeast infections if used vaginally.
I "trained" for years and when I started using J-Lube and poppers I went from 3.5" diameter plugs to 5" in about 2 or 3 years.
J-Lube works great. I mix 1 tbsp with 8 oz of water and slowly add it to the water with a hand mixer. Then I microwave it until it just starts to boil. Then I mix it again and use it when it has cooled off. I make a fresh batch every time. Amazon sells it here: https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/
Silicone can get kind of dirty and stinky. You can have to boil and sterilize them, and some of the cheaper ones can be made of porous material. On the plus side they are more bendable so it can be easier to adapt to. On the negative side of the same point they need to be rigid enough to insert.
Glass is nice, but you have to pay attention and look for nicks/scratches. You really want to get a quality one that's made from pyrex or the equivalent in my experience. They're kind of nice in that they can be cool to the touch and feel interesting. They can be easier to insert because they're nice and rigid, but if the anatomy doesn't fit the wearer then it could become uncomfortable.
Metal has a lot of the same problems as glass, and the same benefits. I'm not really a fan of metal plugs in general. There's a variety of mystery metals that can be used, and someone could have a reaction to them. If you're sure you're getting a nice high quality and appropriate stainless steel plug it can be nice.
Comfort really comes down to lube. When you think you have enough then put on even more. Even once it's inside you want lots of lube. Get a nice quality lube that's made for anal play. Rectums just absorb moisture like nobody's business. If you get into anal play you can look into things like J-Lube that will be cost effective and work very well. https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A It's a powder that you add water to and it turns into a long lasting, high quality lubricant. You can add more water if it dries out a bit. Great stuff, and probably the original when it comes to the large penetration community.
This is it!!!
There are a couple recipes out there where you can put a little bit of coconut oil in there and lavender this is the best for back door play.
I didn’t realize the price went up a few dollars cx J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz [link]
Mr. S Leather sells <strong>J-Lube</strong> cheaper then <strong>Amazon</strong>.
as well as <strong>K-Lube</strong> too:
From the Mr. S Leather website: "K Lube is a long lasting, nondrying, powder-based lubricant. Simply add water and shake- then watch the powder dissolve into a super slick lube that’s perfect for fisting or toy play. A bottle will make approximately 20 liters of lube. K Lube is completely inert and non-irritating. Cleans easily with soap and water. Condom safe. "
and they also offer <strong>Fistpowder 2.0</strong> :
From the Mr. S Leather website:
"Extensively studied – Two years of research with a French pharmaceutical company. Made from a plant based compound. It’s hypoallergenic and deemed safe for internal use.
• EU certified – CE0459 means it is a registered medical device SAFE WITH CONDOMS AND TOYS.
• Not stringy - We’ve all been there. Getting really deep into a guy’s hole and pulling out with a long slime trail dangling from your hands. Not with FistPowder 2.0. You pull out and all you see is your glistening, slick paw ready to go right back into that boy’s hole.
• Doesn’t stain your sheets or your gear - Your favorite jock is safe when you use FistPowder. Just put them all through the wash and you’re good to go.
• It’s economical – one container of FistPowder (at the recommended dose) will yield twenty-six 16oz. bottles of lube.
• It’s easy to mix – just pour some FistPowder into a standard 16oz. water bottle, shake and let rest for ten minutes – Boom! Done!
• Looks cool on your nightstand - FistPowder is made for hole-fuckers like you. Looks and feels a lot better to start an old fashioned hole busting with a product made for you – not cows.
• No preservatives – Mix up a batch and use it all night long. Batches should be used within 24 hours.
• Rinses off easy – We recommend a good hand scrub after a fist fuck but honestly, FistPowder rinses clean with just a steady stream of water."
J-Lube. It's a powder that comes in a bottle, and you mix it yourself. It costs $18 on Amazon right now, but it lasts forever. I've had a bottle for over a year and it's still pretty full. I mix one teaspoon with 3 ounces of water and that's more than enough to last me the whole session.
Now, mixing is a little tricky. You pour your water into a bowl and then sprinkle the powder in slowly, so it can dissolve evenly. Mix carefully with a fork. Let it sit for a couple hours so the clumps can fully dissolve. Then, microwave it for about 3 minutes until it begins to bubble. Mix it again and let it sit for a while to cool.
Imma save you some money. Experiment with mix ratios and always mix with hot water.
The Tenga Flip Orb will not crush your penis. Here's a picture of the "orbs" The best description I can come up with is that the orbs feel like little balls of very stiff gelatin mounted on rubber stalks. As you stroke, the orbs flip and turn and massage your penis. It's absolutely incredible and it does. not. hurt.
As to how masturbation affects vaginal sex? Well I don't see a problem with erectile dysfunction no matter which stroker you choose to buy. The thing that sometimes causes erectile dysfunction as it relates to masturbation, rather, is the use of porn. Some guys get so used to the super heavy stimulation of pornographic images that they struggle to get stimulated enough to gain or maintain an erection with the slow pace of real life sex and how it begins. With porn, you can focus on all your nastiest fetishes and "get right to the good part". In real life, most women aren't going to lick your unwashed ass crack and allow you to slap them in the face with your penis within 10 seconds of your pants being down. And so, therefore some guys struggle with staying hard. My answer to that is to only use erotica and porn sparingly and actually masturbate completely without ANY outside visual stimulus at least 40-50% of the time. So once again, the ball is in your court. Do you like intense sensations and are a cut guy or a guy who wears their glans exposed in their pants. If so, an intense stroker won't be too much. If you still have a foreskin and your glans is really sensitive, then you want to go less intense, more realistic. And even though I reccommend the Mini-Lotus, maybe you want to know what else out there as to Fleshlight fits your "style". If you want to consider other models of Fleshlights I reccomend you use the Fleshassist.com Advisor. The page has little sliders you push up to "10" or down to "0" where you rate what is most important to you as to characteristics your favorite Fleshlight would have. Play with it and see what happens.
You absolutely want to warm up your stroker if you want the absolutely best experience (at least in my opinion). What I use is an electric heating pad. I roll the stroker in it for about 20 minutes on a medium setting (too high for too long and goodbye penile skin, lol). And you have to buy a good water based lubricant for any of the strokers I reccomended. Anything with any kind of oil or silicone in it will break down a TPR/TPE toy. I'm cheap so I use a lot of lube I mix myself. One bottle of powder mixed with water makes an average of 7 gallons of lube for about $20. I do small 8 ounce batches (1 teaspoon of powder for 4 oz. of water).
Try amazon: J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz [link]
I think this is more J-Lube territory. It's a mix-it-yourself obstetrical lube for farmers (for birthin' cows and whatnot), but extremely popular with gay men.
You can buy powered JLube. $20 makes 6-8 gallons.
I use J-lube for everything anal.
I just got the fleshlight ice recently too, and ya it was super sticky but I read that if you dust the outside with plain cornstarch it helps.
i tried it - and it makes the outside feel smooth as silk. used it three times this morning before i rolled out of bed ha, love this clear one cause its hot to see ur cock all up in it filling it with jizz.
actually I just found this, says it's just cornstarch tho, so save your money and just go to the grocery store:
ps. this stuff makes the best lube, they sell it at some sex shops too:
No lube?! So I haven't tried BD lube (Though I want to), but I have tried J-Lube. J-Lube is pretty good stuff. Mix it yourself to your tastes.
I'll do you one better. 6-8 gallons for $19
or the more economical solution j-lube Made for veterinarians and farms, It's some of the best lube I've ever used. Here's a faq [link]
That stuff is way overpriced. Buy this. 1oz makes about 3 liters.
I bought mine on Amazon but there are other sites that carry it as well. There's also a comprehensive howto someone wrote up on the different methods of mixing it.
Also, that $20 bottle will make several gallons of the stuff, so wasting it is practically encouraged.
That's a terrible deal on lubricant. Buy J-lube instead. You get better prices on this site or this site.
I know what J-lube is, I have some of my own. What effect does it have on mixing it into the gelatin? What am I looking for by "eyeballing" it?
For those interested:
A little bit goes a long way. That bottle of powder will make gallons of the goopy stuff. It's used as a veterinarian lubricant. Mix with water a little at a time to whatever consistency you want. More powder makes thicker lube. It has a tendency to clump (cocoon of powder surrounded by a layer of lube). Fix this by microwaving it, stirring, microwaving, stirring, rinse and repeat until the powder is gone. Let it cool and store in some kind of squeeze bottle. It is vegetable-based, so is body safe. It will last for a few days in the fridge, or you can freeze it for longer storage.
<<WARNING: the lube will get very hot, and sticks like napalm. Stir GENTLY. >>
Definitely suggest trying J-Lube. By far my favorite anal lube. Extremely slippery...
It is non-irritating, an obstetrical lubricant, and makes a total of about 6 to 8 gallons of lube (once dissolved in water) for 1 bottle.