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Or, it IS as much fun as you dreamt it to be, but being 300 lbs isn't all that great. When my wife and I first got married, I ate an entire bag of Frosted Animal Cookies. Abotu 2 AM that night, I... prayed to the porcelain God and gave those cookies all back. I shouldn't realized I had an issue then. Anywho, that was 20 years ago and a couple years ago I finally started adjusting my intake and I'm now down about 80 lbs. I still eat the fun stuff, just not as much and not as often. It really does suck though. I'd eat an ice cream cake for dinner every night if I could.
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