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i looked up "statue" in amazon and this was the 3rd result
there's a modified bernie copypasta in the reviews
the market always provides
https://www.amazon.com/Kek-Statue-MemeWerks-Egyptian-Goddess/dp/B01NBBYCND memwerks really pays attention to their pricing memes
Got you fam.
Currently out of stock, but here: https://www.amazon.com/Kek-Statue-Egyptian-Goddess-Heket/dp/B01NBBYCND
They also sell a Great Kek!