Kids Say the Darndest Things!: Linkletter, Art, Schulz, Charles M., Disney, Walt: 9781587612497: Amazon.com: Books
Was it illustrated by the guy that did the snoopy comics?
https://www.amazon.com/Kids-Say-Darndest-Things-Linkletter/dp/1587612496
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"Humans are Weird: I Have the Data" Short Story Anthology, Good for a laugh, Science Fiction Comedy.
"The Night the Bear Ate Goomba" by Patrick McManus Short hystarically funny stories about growing up in early 20th centry rural America.