{"product":{"product_id":"B07G3G3F53","title":"Liquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack)","price":"14.99","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51eaRTQdgRL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53"},"comments":[{"body":"[Product Description](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B07G3G3F53)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"These infinitely recyclable cans of stone-cold mountain water came straight from the Alps to murder your thirst.\r\n\r\n\"Liquid Death’s proprietary Thirst Murdering process begins by forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.\r\n\r\n\"Once your Thirst has been murdered, the soul of your Thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts together so that it can crawl back inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed Thirst once again.\"","subreddit_name":"TwoBestFriendsPlay","author":"selfproclaimed"},{"body":"[Liquid Death](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_0o_wf?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=death+water\u0026amp;qid=1626649199\u0026amp;sprefix=desth+water\u0026amp;sr=8-3) are the worst.  Not only are they heavy and sometimes are ordered more than 1 per order, but they also demand that their shipment contain no Amazon branding.  The trouble it is to ship these out 😭","subreddit_name":"AmazonFC","author":"volcane2004"},{"body":"Carry these around... they’ll think you’re drinking *more*...\r\n\r\nLiquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_FM6X9VTNTPG4VMVCMRC3\r\n\r\nYes of course I’m kidding. But if you think it’ll help then give it a go.","subreddit_name":"lds","author":"thatguykeith"},{"body":"Going by the [Amazon Page](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53), that IS meant to be a selling point. And whoever's running their PR is putting their all into it (check the Q\u0026amp;A section).","subreddit_name":"technology","author":"ProfDet529"},{"body":"We can all just drink [Liquid Death](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07G3G3F53/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;tag=26246089-20\u0026amp;ca%5B…%5DeativeASIN=B07G3G3F53\u0026amp;linkId=74f26b393693696c010586e6a73a2b92\u0026amp;th=1) then. Problem solved. It will be easier if we can get those [resealable cans](https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-ounce-cans-Resealable/dp/B0851TFPGH) that Monster used too use.","subreddit_name":"askTO","author":"666-Wendigo-666"},{"body":"No, he was drinking [mountain water.](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B07G3G3F53)","subreddit_name":"chess","author":"Disprozium"},{"body":"Liquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack) https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_14KDZKAG3MKMXYQ15RN1\r\n\r\nIt's literally just canned water. Amazonians hate it cause it's effing heavy.","subreddit_name":"AmazonFC","author":"smiling_at_cheese"},{"body":"This is for [Liquid Death](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Death-Mountain-Tallboys-12-Pack/dp/B07G3G3F53), which appears to just be mountain water in a tallboy can with an ExTrEmE fOnT. Good marketing.","subreddit_name":"amazonreviews","author":"jaskmackey"},{"body":"Liquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_JZFN1XHC9BS1B34NYQ8F\r\n\r\nLiquid Death Sparkling Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B083TBK9HY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_FNB95GWJQDE9JM1TBQDB?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1","subreddit_name":"HydroHomies","author":"Ghost_Mech"},{"body":"Amazon:\r\n\r\nLiquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz Tallboys (12-Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wpAxDb7WBH4JX\r\n\r\nTheir website:\r\n\r\nhttps://liquiddeath.com/products/12-pack-tallboys?variant=18164064354377\r\n\r\nIt’s tastes really good and better for the environment than plastic.","subreddit_name":"HydroHomies","author":"laser-toast"},{"body":"I get it at a local grocery store, but you can get it on amazon\r\n\r\nLiquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 oz. Tallboys (12-Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G3G3F53/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_KpqHFbTRSHEAC\r\n\r\nThey also have sparkling","subreddit_name":"HydroHomies","author":"rascal54322"}]}