I guess B. Riemenschneider switched to giving reviews on Amazon of the latest Hoff records.
The song 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good.
On Amazon, Looking For - Best of David Hasselhoff has some amount of hilarious reviews and worth reading through.
My personal favourite is: The Hoff goes to war...
Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2009
The attack came in that hour between full sunset and nightfall, there were too many of them and only three of us. RPGs, AK-47s, and even mortars were their tools and killing and death, their trade. I watched as Jack fell, pierced through the throat by an insurgents hastily fired bullet... Mercifully, Jack died before he hit the ground. Alex didn't fare quite so well, he lingered for a bit before finally giving up the ghost.
So there it was... the situation was bleak. I was alone and they were getting closer. They were angry. Very angry. I said a silent prayer, took a deep breath, and with a half-smile of what can only be called resignation to my fate, I pressed the play button on the ipod we had been listening to before the battle began. Ironically, Dundle Hammershluff was belting out "Looking for Freedom." As I stood and faced them, ready to engage my enemy, M-4 raised and ready to rain death upon these men I stopped. I stopped because they had stopped. They were entranced by David Hingersplats voice, a voice often compared to a rabid wallaby humping a cheese grater.Yes, these men were frozen by his aural mastery.
Their position was exposed, tacticians they were not. While they stood transfixed... well... let's just say they never saw the bombs coming from above. When the smoke cleared, none were left standing. I walked into the wreckage that had been their position and found a lone survivor. He was in bad shape but was cognizant enough to try and communicate with me. He spoke English quite well. I knelt beside him, he told me to kill him now or he'd be back to fight us again. I drew my pistol and put the muzzle to his forehead; he grudgingly smiled, a show of respect. As I slowly pulled the trigger, cocking back the Beretta 9mm's hammer I heard the insurgent speak his last words, "Husslepuff...the song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good..."
BANG.
It reminds me of this. The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
amazon reviews - some of them are like a back door into the onion. did you ever read the ones about david hasselhof's best of album?