Just in time for Valentine's Day, I've decided to publish an "anti love story," under a pseudonym about a guy who loathes commercialized romance and goes crazy because of it.
Book details: Ernest "Vulgar" Henningway [sic] is a college dropout who's sick of etiquette, decency, and shitty love stories. He may also be losing his mind... Join Vulgar as he tries to survive a weeklong spree of abject behavior, crackpot philosophies, and torrid affairs. What made him this way? Why does he insist on shaving his head to look like a Neo-Nazi? And what does this mean for the White Protagonist in modern fiction? Probably nothing; maybe he just likes getting his ass kicked.
Read the book that no conventional publisher today would touch in their right minds. Why not put aside political correctness for a few chaotic turns of the page? Listen to his explanations of why men still have nipples, how romantic comedies prey on our weaknesses, how death defines love, and plenty of other nonsensical things. Cheer-or-jeer, Vulgar doesn't care; he's just trying to make sense of it all before it's too late. On Kindle
Pricing: $3.99
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Check it out if you've got the time, and please, give me your thoughts if you'd like!
Against my better judgement, I've decided to self publish this... anti-love story for Valentine's Day.
Synopsis: Ernest "Vulgar" Henningway [sic] is a college dropout who's sick of etiquette, decency, and shitty love stories. He may also be losing his mind... Join Vulgar as he tries to survive a weeklong spree of abject behavior, crackpot philosophies, and torrid affairs. What made him this way? Why does he insist on shaving his head to look like a Neo-Nazi? And what does this mean for the White Protagonist in modern fiction? Probably nothing; maybe he just likes getting his ass kicked.
Read the book that no conventional publisher today would touch in their right minds. Why not put aside political correctness for a few chaotic turns of the page? Listen to his explanations of why men still have nipples, how romantic comedies prey on our weaknesses, how death defines love, and plenty of other nonsensical things. Cheer-or-jeer, Vulgar doesn't care; he's just trying to make sense of it all before it's too late.
Here's the link for anyone interested, if you've got kindle unlimited, take it for free!