{"product":{"product_id":"B00JG2DETM","title":"LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (White)","price":"35.98","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/311cScYlHTL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM"},"comments":[{"body":"I drunkenly purchased one off Amazon back in December.\r\n\r\nI was out for after-work drinks with coworkers, and I’ve got this one coworker who bought one on a whim a couple years ago. If you get him started about bidets, he won’t stop; the dude gets on a rant like he’s the pope of the church of power washing your pooper.\r\n\r\nBut this time, another coworker who grew up in the Middle East chimed in about it having been commonplace where she grew up, and how she’s always found it weird it’s not a thing here. So seeing her as a sober voice of reason, I pulled out my phone and bought one.\r\n\r\n10/10 purchase, and I didn’t even regret it when I sobered up. My wife rolled her eyes at me when I told her, but now she’s all about it. We go through a lot less toilet paper these days.\r\n\r\nEdit: I’m seeing some questions about what model I got; here you go: [The Luxe Bidet Neo 120.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_i5ZLEbH6175SQ)","subreddit_name":"videos","author":"ChrisFromDetroit"},{"body":"[$40 bidet](https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM?psc=1\u0026amp;SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q\u0026amp;tag=duc12-20\u0026amp;linkCode=xm2\u0026amp;camp=2025\u0026amp;creative=165953\u0026amp;creativeASIN=B00JG2DETM) \r\n\r\nFits any toilet. No hands. Fully adjustable pressure. Be sparkling clean. \r\n\r\nLove mine. ","subreddit_name":"NoStupidQuestions","author":"ILooked"},{"body":"Do you NEED one? No.\r\n\r\nBut it *is* nice. We bought and installed a cheap bidet ([this one](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1)\\- it was only $30 when we purchased) coincidentally at the beginning of COVID when TP panic buying was happening. My partner and I live alone and buy TP in bulk from Costco and the savings are marginal (purchasing every 12-14 weeks instead of every 10-12) but the feeling (and reality!) of that super clean arsehole after taking your morning dump is priceless. \r\n\r\nAs a female, it's also really nice to be able to  do a 'quick rinse' after sex or if I'm not feeling fresh and don't have time for a full shower. \r\n\r\nProtip: Pair with a squatty-potty for the best bathroom experience","subreddit_name":"Doineedthis","author":"McTitts"},{"body":"Can confirm. I'm a pretty hairy guy and wiping was always a hassle, but a couple seconds with the bidet now and I'm as clean as a whistle. This is the one I have:\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_I2LeGbTC5SXFF?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1","subreddit_name":"AskDocs","author":"Kanye_To_The"},{"body":"I live in an apartment, You can get a bidet that just goes under your existing seat and ties into the existing water line that feeds your toilet.\r\n\r\nThis is the exact one I have from Amazon \r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_47XR3Y7M79PWWN18F7DG?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1","subreddit_name":"AskReddit","author":"Alt2-ElectricBogaloo"},{"body":"I got [this](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6tfk9rT08QIV9m1vBB1DswByEAAYASAAEgKG9PD_BwE) one. It shoots cold water which if you’re hot is refreshing but in the winter is a bit of a shock.  Super easy to install and use. \r\n\r\nIt also let me know I need an electrician to install another outlet so I can get a better heated model.","subreddit_name":"AskMen","author":"Roguespiffy"},{"body":"I’m not on commission but they have this for $29.99 for an 11am delivery.\r\n\r\nClaims installation in 15 mins. Risky but I believe you can install it in time OP.\r\n\r\nLUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) - Neo 120 white https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_K145DK2YZX2RP9WEFT92?psc=1","subreddit_name":"keto","author":"thebemusedmuse"},{"body":"Dude... \r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=Luxe+Bidet+Neo+185+%28Elite+Series%29+-+Self+Cleaning+Dual+Nozzle+-+Fresh+Water+Non-Electric+Mechanical+Bidet+Toilet+Attachment+w%2F+Strong+Faucet+Valves+and+Metal+Hoses+Amazon%27s+Choice+for+%22luxe+bidet%22\u0026amp;qid=1623344627\u0026amp;sr=8-2\r\n\r\nYour butthole will thank you a million times over.","subreddit_name":"UlcerativeColitis","author":"Tackybabe"},{"body":"Pretty much. [I got this](https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=bidet\u0026amp;qid=1621300243\u0026amp;sr=8-8) one when it was $45.99. Is it great? no. Is my asshole clean and comfortable, damn right it is.","subreddit_name":"AskReddit","author":"dogs-and-daddies"},{"body":"We used to have a super fancy one, with a heated seat and heated water. It was like $1000, and it came with the house (renting it from grandma) (yeah it's kind of weird when you think about it). It was really nice. Then it was given to another elderly family member and we went a couple of years without a bidet. \r\n\r\nThen I bought a [cheap one from](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM) with only cold water, no electrical hookups at all. And I honestly think it's fine. I didn't like the power cord across the bathroom counter anyway. Not worth the effort of making a more clean installation. The necessary functional requirements of the bidet are totally met in a cheap one, and I still love it so much that sometimes I save my turds for home instead of pooping at work. \r\n\r\nAlso a side note, my house water pressure was 90 psi, and there was no setting on the bidet that was low enough. There were other issues in the house because of the high pressure, but that was the final straw that made me pay a plumber $400 to put in a pressure regulator on my incoming water line. \r\n\r\ntl;dr: my probably unpopular opinion is that cheap bidets with no heat offer a better value.","subreddit_name":"NDQ","author":"RESERVA42"},{"body":"Guys you should try a bidet attachment for your toilet.\r\n\r\nI got one a couple xmas' ago and it is life changing.\r\n\r\nI used maybe 6 rolls A YEAR now.\r\n\r\nSeriously they connect to the fresh water supply of the toilet and install under the seat. \r\n\r\nSprays your brown-eye with like a squirt gun jet of water, that scours you out.\r\n\r\nThe one I have is a Neo-180 or 120 or somehting from Amazon $35.\r\n\r\nSave SO MUCH TP now.\r\n\r\nedit  Its the Neo120  \r\n\r\nYOU DON\"T NEED WARM WATER.  EVERYONE THINKS YOU DO  YOU DON\"T\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=pd_sbs_60_t_1/143-7908003-8889615?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=B00JG2DETM\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=d204e3a9-8e5f-4cc3-90f2-fed2c0c57026\u0026amp;pd_rd_w=JYMIz\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=JKBg9\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=5cfcfe89-300f-47d2-b1ad-a4e27203a02a\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=1EE344TRHM7PH22MVYAP\u0026amp;psc=1\u0026amp;refRID=1EE344TRHM7PH22MVYAP","subreddit_name":"mildlyinteresting","author":"gl00pp"},{"body":"massive +1 for this. I got [this](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1) for $40, it takes 10 minutes to install and I barely use paper at all any more. I now wonder why everyone everywhere doesn't have this.","subreddit_name":"theydidthemath","author":"Sharky-PI"},{"body":"I have [this $35 one](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1) from Amazon. \r\n\r\nYes, it's cold water. It comes from the toilet tank. \r\n\r\nThe pressure it produces is .... fucking ridiculous. It has four little dots on the dial to indicate low or high flow. I've had it for a year now and I still can't even get to the lowest setting without feeling like my asshole is being ripped apart. I have to put it between \"off\" and the lowest one. So if you're worried about it not being strong enough, let me quell that fear right away. I literally cannot fathom anyone needing the high setting. It would probably make me bleed. \r\nAnd yes, after you use it you use a small amount of TP to make yourself dry. I've seen other people say they use a washcloth for this since you're theoretically clean at this point. I maybe would do that if I lived alone but I'd feel weird having a reusable butt wipe in my bathroom that other people would see. I definitely recommend them. Overall probably the best $35 I've spent in the last 5 years.","subreddit_name":"AskAnAmerican","author":"pokingoking"},{"body":"I never thought it would be weird, I just thought they'd be expensive and never got around to looking into them.  Last week I saw someone on reddit mention a nice affordable Luxe bidet I could get on amazon for under $40, and I figured why not pull the trigger.  It was super easy to install, and it seriously is the greatest home improvement purchase I've ever made.  \r\n\r\nIt's like washing your butt in a shower after every #2, just dry with a little bit of toilet paper and you're done.  Amazing!\r\n\r\nThis is the model I bought if you're interested in looking at reviews and what not:  https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1499879011\u0026amp;sr=8-1\u0026amp;keywords=luxe+120","subreddit_name":"TrollXChromosomes","author":"Derp_Stevenson"},{"body":"I had IBS like symptoms for many years before changing my diet. I just want you to know that bidet attachments are around $30 on Amazon and they will save your butt hole on those days that it won't stop.\r\n\r\n\r\nLuxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VCQ8Cb8T871N8","subreddit_name":"offmychest","author":"dzneverstops"}]}