{"product":{"product_id":"B00A0RX2UI","title":"LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Hot and Cold Water Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment (Blue)","price":"55.2","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/31fq4yYmvNL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI"},"comments":[{"body":"Pro tip:\r\n\r\nTo prevent Poseidon's Kiss, grab a lil handful of toilet paper and lay it in the water (in the \"target area\"), before you go. Paper gives a nice little \"landing pad\", if you will, and your butt will stay dry. \r\n\r\nAlso, I just got a bidet and it's the best fucking thing in the world. America is waaay behind on this.  I got this one:\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=bidet\u0026amp;qid=1565294427\u0026amp;s=grocery\u0026amp;sr=1-5-catcorr\r\n\r\nit was easy to install and keeps you feeling sooo clean. Also need to use paper only to dry yourself. That way I don't feel so wasteful to drop a few squares in the potty before I go #2.\r\n\r\n^sorry ^for ^the ^tmi!","subreddit_name":"Youniqueamua","author":"vikkivinegar"},{"body":"The one I have is the Luxe 320 which has both nozzles and a hot water connection. Super easy to connect,  and because I rent, I just have the plasticky hose coming underneath the door to the under the sink bit.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI","subreddit_name":"TwoXChromosomes","author":"RecumbentPhill"},{"body":"Oh you fancy! [Mine](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1524834959\u0026amp;sr=8-6\u0026amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65\u0026amp;keywords=bidet%2Battachment\u0026amp;dpPl=1\u0026amp;dpID=41M6qCQR4OL\u0026amp;ref=plSrch\u0026amp;th=1\u0026amp;psc=1) doesn’t have an air dryer, but that would’ve been very convenient for a pregnant lady! ","subreddit_name":"thebachelor","author":"x_painted_crane_x"},{"body":"$60, they have some cheaper models but I highly recommend the one with hot water attachment, it's only $10 or 15 more and so worth it. Also the one like this with the lever water adjust instead of dial, it's better at adjusting pressure. \r\n\r\nI have this one in both our toilets:\r\n\r\nLuxe Bidet Neo 320 - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Hot and Cold Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_6T03BbKZX2T17\r\n\r\n","subreddit_name":"SuddenlyGay","author":"Gangreless"},{"body":"I just want to hijack this comment to let everyone in here who feels like they are too poor for a bidet, that this one on Amazon is amazing... \r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RX2UI/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1\r\n\r\nYou're BH will thank you ","subreddit_name":"tech","author":"rawditor"},{"body":"Yes!  Americans are especially unversed in the use of bidets as they aren't really a thing in the States. After experiencing them in Europe, I had to have one at home. And you can find them for so cheap!  We installed [this one ourselves](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=emc_b_5_t) and it can hook up to the warm water line","subreddit_name":"worldnews","author":"waywithwords"},{"body":"Looks like [this one](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1524931808\u0026amp;sr=8-3\u0026amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65\u0026amp;keywords=bidet+warm+water\u0026amp;dpPl=1\u0026amp;dpID=41M6qCQR4OL\u0026amp;ref=plSrch) which we have, although the warm water line isn't hooked up.  Totally worth it though!  This one also has a \"female\" setting for those gnarly period days.  That said, even if you don't get one with warm water hookup (we couldn't hook up the hot line) you'll rarely feel the coldness of the water on your butt hole.  *Only* drawback is feeling like a heathen if you poop anywhere that doesn't have a bidet lmao","subreddit_name":"BabyBumps","author":"IGPub"},{"body":"I'm from the USA, but I have a Japanese style bidet. Let me just say that the European style ones are way behind the times. \r\n\r\n[I have this one.](https://smile.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI) It's so convenient. I finish pooping, pull a lever, move around slightly and then use a few squares of paper to dry (and make sure it's clean). All without getting up. The fancier ones have a built in air dryer as well.","subreddit_name":"AskReddit","author":"hertzsae"},{"body":"When you spritz your anus with this bidet, you will know where that extra 20 dollars went. \r\n\r\nKeep in mind that you’ll need to get the pipe over to your hot water under your sink so if that’s an issue for you then maybe just get the cold water one. Everything you need to do it, other than a drill and a drill bit, is in the kit.\r\n\r\nLUXE Bidet Neo 320 - Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle - Hot and Cold Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_.t1cGbPF58N7T?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1","subreddit_name":"offbeat","author":"Yematulz"},{"body":"When I got back to the States I immediately bought a bidet on Amazon. There are cold water options for pretty cheap, but I opted to get [this one](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=sr_1_6?s=kitchen-bath\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1488785846\u0026amp;sr=1-6\u0026amp;keywords=bidet) when staying at two different houses and it was totally worth it to have the hot water option. I missed the bum gun at first, but I ended up liking this style better :)","subreddit_name":"Thailand","author":"Haramu"},{"body":"Amazonon pár 10 euróért lehet venni, WC deszka alá rakod be, vizet meg arról a fali kiállásról kap ami tápolja a tartályt is - adnak hozzá T elemet - (na mondjuk ha a tartály falba épített akkor lehetnek nehezítő tényezők).\r\n\r\nHa közel a csap vagy más miatt van a WC közelében melegvíz kiállás akkor meg pláne jó mert pár euróval megdobva már olyat is tudsz venni ami hideg-meleg vizet is tud keverni és még kellemetesebb lesz.\r\n\r\nNekem ez van wishlistelve: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RX2UI/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;camp=1789\u0026amp;creative=9325\u0026amp;creativeASIN=B00A0RX2UI\u0026amp;linkCode=as2\u0026amp;tag=video02f-20\u0026amp;linkId=PPWMI6H4TUJTFAKV\u0026amp;th=1\u0026amp;ref_=d6k_applink_bb_marketplace\r\n\r\nElvileg jó a márka.","subreddit_name":"hungary","author":"Huntszy"},{"body":"So my bidet has an adjustment on the knob to set it for women. \r\n\r\nYou still use TP after but just to dry.\r\n\r\nEdit: [Amazon link to a similar model](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=sxin_4_ac_d_pm?ac_md=3-1-QmV0d2VlbiAkNTAgYW5kICQxMDA%3D-ac_d_pm\u0026amp;cv_ct_cx=bidet\u0026amp;keywords=bidet\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=B00A0RX2UI\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=dabd4f10-d883-494e-ab9b-767a2fb16db8\u0026amp;pd_rd_w=Br9Nu\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=xIjRX\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=516e6e17-ed95-417b-b7a4-ad2c7b9cbae3\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=YKYTM2ZSFYP2MSS68VY7\u0026amp;psc=1\u0026amp;qid=1583968898)","subreddit_name":"lifehacks","author":"SilasDG"},{"body":"Here's a magic trick.... You set the hot/cold to a comfortable mixture depending on your water temperature in the pipes. \r\n\r\n[I know. It's basically alien technology that no one has ever heard of.](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_ZCDV7WPG3NG02YKQ792J)","subreddit_name":"AskReddit","author":"hivebroodling"},{"body":"I got this one\r\n\r\nhttps://smile.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=sr_1_10?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=bidet\u0026amp;qid=1619821723\u0026amp;sr=8-10\r\n\r\nYou remove the toilet seat, put this down, the bold the toilet seat back down. The water just taps into the regular toilet line.","subreddit_name":"AskMen","author":"markevens"},{"body":"As a guy who has a bidet, because they are amazing. I purchased [this one](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RX2UI/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1). If you want to save some money. It has a selector for booty, vagine, and nozzle clean. Plus ability for warm water. \r\n\r\n*Full disclosure, the water pressure can be powerful (if anyone else buys this model), so ease the water pressure or you'll cut your butthole in half.","subreddit_name":"TrueOffMyChest","author":"Potential_Space"}]}