You have to be careful with that! Even though you can't taste it, it's still very acidic and can cause tissue damage.
There's a fruit you can eat which coats the tongue and inhibits the sour receptors while leaving the other receptors alone. If you eat this fruit, for a short time afterwards, you can eat very sour things and they taste completely different. You can bite into the flesh of a lemon and it just tastes sweet. People sometimes do this and then go overboard trying out different sour foods to see how they change, and they end up hurting their tongues and mouths.
You can buy tablet-forms of the fruit from Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
> Felt like revenge for being born during my second birthday tbh.
That'll teach him!
Also, check out miracle berry on Amazon.
We tried lemon juice, tomatoes, lettuce, salsa - and we were drinking Devil's Springs (180 proof) vodka. Everything tasted amazing. Especially the salsa. The effect lasted probably an hour or so.
Miracle Fruit tablets (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder-t1_ypp_rep_k1_1_13&amp=&crid=3MAPT51M4HEBT&amp=&sprefix=miracle+fruit) and lots of fruits to try. It's a fun safe way to have a trip without having any drugs.
Does she like sweets?
You might want to try miracle fruit tablets. They are a novelty fruit from Africa that coats the taste buds that coverts bitter/sour flavors into sweet.
They're popular as a novelty, but I've also heard they've been useful after radiation and/or chemo.
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q something like this or a similar product.
>A repair guy was in my house and unprompted told me he was glad this covid hoax was almost over and the democrats that created it need to be jailed or killed. I told him to pack up and head out. He was pissed but I told him he was here to fix my dryer not spout his garbage political opinions. Covid kicked my ass and a year and a half later my taste and smell are still fucked. I don’t care what other people think but you’re not about to spill that shit in my house when I didn’t ask.
Obviously, this is completely up to you. BUT, if you don't mind satisfying a random reddit users curiosity, have you tried testing your new range of taste ability? Perhaps testing something like miraculin to see if it affects your sense of taste?
Something I tell cancer patients that have a sweet tooth is to try miracle berry . It has a glycoprotein that enhances the sweet flavor of things to a crazy degree. Makes bland strawberries taste like they have been dipped in sugar, for example. You dissolve it on your tongue and it lasts for a half an hour or so. I have tried it myself and it is pretty interesting to see how things taste different.
This might allow you to make sweet things that aren't such a punch to more sensitive taste buds and you both can enjoy.
So this is fringe brainstorming at best, so take with a big grain of salt, but I wonder if things like miracle berry tabs that temporarily change your taste perception might help recalibrate your senses. LSD for that matter might rewire bad associations, but that’s a tall risky order if you weren’t already planning on screwing with your brain chemistry for kicks hehe
They’re on Amazon! $13 for 10 tablets, it’s pretty cheap fun
Miracle berries!!! https://www.amazon.ca/Mberry-MFT10-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets/dp/B001LXYA5Q
I bought them as a joke but they ended up being extremely cool to experiment with, with family and friends! You dissolve the tablet of crushed berries and it essentially make you perceive sour things as sweet. Very, very interesting, but a lot of us got canker sores from overdoing the sour stuff!
I did this idea recently with a few friends, I threw a miracle berry party!
A miracle berry is a botanical fruit that when eaten it causes sour foods to taste sweet. It’s completely safe, only lasts for 30 mins and can be a family friendly event. It provides a psychoactive experience because foods you’re normally used to eating all of a sudden taste slightly different.
You can purchase it from Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/Mberry-MFT10-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets/dp/B001LXYA5Q
And I would buy an array of sour foods like lemons, limes, grapefruit, candy, berries to try. Buy some nice platters from the dollerstore to make it fancy and enjoy the flavourful experience!
If he's an adventurous eater, I've had a lot of fun in the past with these miracle fruit tablets. It sounds fake af, but when you eat them, it makes everything you eat taste really sweet! Even if it's like a 5 alarm chili. It's fun to get the tablets and then have an assortment of foods that touch on all the different spectrums of taste, like getting something super spicy, and cutting up a lemon, etc. Stuff you wouldn't normally eat on it's own. Then you all eat the tablets (you have to make sure to coat your tongue) and taste each thing to see how all of a sudden it's very sweet!
If you want to lose weight - cut out sugar and carbs from your diet. You can eat as much meat and vegetables as you want.
>Do you have any advice for losing more weight and keeping my unhealthy love for sweet food under control?
Here's an outside the box idea - buy Miracle Berries and switch to eating sour (miracle berries make sour taste sweet).
As a rule, over-the-counter treatments (which are the most of what you'll find available) are placebos, or have untested/unproved results. There are some interesting things you can use to make sex fun/interesting (I've heard weirdly positive things about using 'Miracle Fruit' before engaging in oral sex), but in general, most aren't all that helpful.
Products with proven results (like Viagra, for example) are available, but they tend to be provided with prescription, and mostly for sake of people with medically-related performance problems.
Honestly, your best bet to improve your libido is improve your health and fitness. A healthy, balanced diet, and lots of exercise translate into improved circulation, greater endurance, and better overall stamina.
[Miracle berry tablets!] for a short amount of time anything you eat or drink will taste sweet. Anything. That can include vinegar, lemon or whatever. Its a pretty cool thing if you have friends over and stuff.(http://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1451162213&sr=1-1&keywords=miracle+berry+tablets)
I have to opposite problem. I'll go down on her all day long, I find it fun :) but I get nothing :(
I could understand how he might think it's gross. Some people just are not into any bodily fluids. I'm so sorry this is the case because I'm convinced this can't be "fixed". Although.... something to look at:
http://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
Makes everything taste sweeter for a while ;) maybe he will be into trying that.
get some miracle berry tablets and do a tasting of various foods and sodas!
http://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
Basically they bind to your taste receptors and make sour things taste sweet or something like that- you can eat a lemon as if it were an orange, and other acidic foods have drastic taste differences. Who knows, you might find that pepsi (which, by itself I must agree that is disgusting), actually tastes great and interesting!
That's the only way I can concieve of drinking pepsi
Take one of these and then drink your beer. Just don't drink it like a Gatorade at the gym.
This brand is legit. I have tried them and they do alter your sense of taste temporarily (around 30 minutes). The effect comes from a protein in a plant from West Africa that binds to taste buds. When you eat anything acidic, you get sort of an opposite response, making things taste sweet instead of sour.
Note, this only works with certain foods. Not everything is going to taste different.
Some foods to try after eating these include lemon juice, soy sauce, sour gummy works, hot sauce, pineapple, warheads, etc...
if it's a texture thing, then like the top poster said, just move him to the back of your throat.
if it is a taste thing, try these out...miracle berries. they change the taste of things to something more palatable.
I use mberry whenever I experiment with taste. Never done it with semen or sexy time so I wouldn't be able to say if it makes a difference. What I can tell you is that it makes everything sweeter expect for things that are already naturally sweet. Lemon juice = lemonade sort of thing but coca-cola will still taste like coca-cola.
they work I used this product though. I had to use two to really get the effect. Basically you let it dissolve on your tongue. I moved it with finger to didn't spots to get better coverage. Sweet doesn't change much, sour and bitter take super sweet.
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q Right here. Turns off your sour receptors, I think. But the acid can still damage your mouth so don’t like, start chugging citric acid after you take this.
I've bought them on Amazon before - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/
try this:
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
Desgined exactly for your situation.
Not trying to sell anything but have you seen this?
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
They make anything take hyper sweet. You can drink straight lemon juice or vinegar and it tastes like sugar water.
Slightly off topic, but have you tried Magic Berries?
They temporarily change your taste buds so that bitter things taste sweet.
https://youtu.be/OM5s2ULHx1A - Guga video with it.
mberry Miracle Berry Tablets - https://amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/
Purchase some miracle berry tablets and then try a lemon or a lime. GAME CHANGER https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_0P7FBH2N00809YTG1CFE
Let one of these dissolve in your mouth and then eat limes or lemons. Delicious.
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You can get the tablets.
Get some mBerries and lemons and limes will taste great! You can also bet your friends you can eat an entire lime.
Miracle berry's will do just this to blow your mind.
Get some miracle berry tablets and feed them lemon wedges, espresso beans, spoonfuls of vinegar - other stuff on this list.
Their olfactory senses should still pick up on what it is but their mouths will convey something totally different. Sensory deprivation + "wtf is in my mouth" sensation sounds pretty fun to me!
Those are the tablets that I take. They make powder but I haven’t tried it yet!
Unsure if it's the right grade level for you, but a pretty fun one to look into would be miracle berry! Basically due to molecular magic it rewires your taste buds so you can't taste sour and instead sour foods taste super sweet. Note despite how they may seem at first, it's not some crazy drug trip, it's literally just something that binds to your taste buds.
You could do a demo with them for class too, as you can pretty easily get them in a cheap and shelf stable tablet form.
mberry Miracle Fruit Tablets, 10-Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gKAdDbF8PPGB5
It makes kratom taste like sugar
looks like I remembered it wrong, it's just sour -> sweet
which is probably useless in your case, sorry
these tablets are made from berries and turn sour things sweet, maybe it will reset your tastebuds.
Miracle berry tablet, then sour things will taste sweet. https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
Isn't there like a magic bean thing that does this?
Edit: found the clever girl. https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
They are often listed a "Miracle Berry Tablets" This is brand I bought.
Buy some miracle fruit tabs
My sister and law had this issue, but these things inverted the inversion.
Have you tried eating "miracle fruit" and then going on a fruit bender? It makes the most mediocre out-of-season orange (etc) taste like luscious orange (etc) candy.
give these a try: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/?tag=14606-20
OMG you want 'miracle' berries!!! They temporarily mess with your sense of taste so that sour and bitter things taste completely different--sweetish!
Put a few on a tray with grapefruit, lemons, limes, and maybe a few cheeses and vegetables. Light (heh, just don't overdo the cheeses), finger friendly, clean, and super fun to do in groups. Perfect for a night focused on sensual experiences!