Mermaids are Salty B**ches: a coloring book for juvenile adults. Page after page of unladylike mermaids swearing like sailors. For all the sarcastic, foul-mouthed, fish-lovers in your life. $9.99. Link to Amazon.
You heard sailors were vulgar? Well, where do you think they learned it from? Mermaids are Salty B**ches: A coloring book for juvenile adults. Nothing but page after page of unladylike mermaids cursing up a storm. And puns. Lots of puns. A perfect gift for your Valentine this February.
Available on Amazon for $8.99 here. Regular price is $9.99.
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