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There's a whole cum cookbook out there somewhere. I don't feel like looking for it but I've gotten it as a gift for a white elephant exchange with friends once.
Edit: got unlazy. It's called Natural Harvest.
Amazon link in case anyone wants to buy it for a friend: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for "Natural Harvest"; https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.
There's a whole recipe book! It's called "Natural Harvest". I've never bought it, but it's funny.
Oh man, y’all do realize that there is an an entire “cum cookbook” right?
I remember seeing it a few years ago.
It’s wild
Edit: Found it!
I’d advise against looking at recipe photos lol. Yes, that nut flan
Crackers and jizz? What is this, a 70’s dinner party?
When you’re done serving the jellied salad and sliced-hotdog-and-pickle-on-toothpick hors d’œuvres, try upping your game.
> He must have read that "you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese" book. I mean, it's not wrong...
He should have read "Cooking with semen" and found the wisdom there, instead.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Next time, grab yourself a copy of this book, and leave it next to the pies...
Alright, just because you're all so clueless it looks like I have to Doxx myself- you see I'm published
So trust me when I say, an unrefrigerated jar is not how to store semen. And a pickle jar is right out (unless your goal is picked cum - a rather unusual flavor). Your nut might still knock someone up after five days in a warm acid bath, but the flavor at that point would be quite ragged. Plus after seven days motility falls off a cliff, and "It ain't worth a nickel if it ain't got that tickle."
So to be clear - FIFO + 7 day maximum shelf life, refrigerated stock (freezing kills the little guys), and a good approach to storage cleanliness are required for proper cumjarring.
For fermenting holiday party liquors, freeze stock before 7 day window, and distill similarly to applejack. See 4chan for primer.
I tend to make strange jokes to the miss that are worded as absurd threats, like 'Im going to buy you a dozen ponies and have them delivered to your work" or "once I get my hands on you I'm tattooing the full cast of big mouth on your neck"
One of my favorites is mentioning how there's an entire recipe book for cooking with cum and how I'm going to make her some nice Cum Pudding. Obviously she tells me to go fuck myself (yes that's the point dear) but hearing this nightmare story sure made my joke much more haunting.
She's threatened to install cameras in the kitchen as a response.
Note, I would not actually do this, and what this guy did (if real) is really fucked up
I eat such an impeccable diet that I find a few drops of my semen works. The flavor profiles are similar, and I have literature to back this up:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Natural harvest indeed.
Iunno, maybe.
I don't actually know how serious these recipes are, but I have seen a woman cook a fairly gross looking and probably plain tasting omelet with semen.
Reminds me of this book I own.
No, I have never used it lol. The most amazing recipe in the book is the "man made oysters" which is just you cumming in empty oyster shells to serve.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?crid=DI3OP87QE8GL&keywords=cooking+with+semen&qid=1651579149&sprefix=cooking+with+semen%2Caps%2C130&sr=8-6 working my way through this cookbook like Betty Crocker
All I'm saying is I've been all over Guangdong, and never heard or been offered or seen anyone eat that. I've never heard of that in my life. So I'm assuming it's not something common.
Anyways here's a western cookbook full of segment based recipes, which I'm assuming you eat?
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I like to choose any recipe from my favorite recipe book and make that for breakfast. Check it out, and I bet you won't be able to wait to get this stuff inside of you.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Can I interest you in this book called Natural Harvest?
You better know that I'm awful and disgusting 😁But your know what ? There's even better... Better in terms of awfulness...There was a guy who kept a blog about his passion for keeping his cum in jars. He kept it for so long and then used it as spread or stuff like that. Basically he cooked with it and was proud of it. Speaking about cooking with cum, I recommend this classic
So, there's a cookbook for this. Natural Harvest. Yup, a Semen based cookbook. HA!
That recipe is actually in the 2008 bestselling cookbook NATURAL HARVEST on how to craft delicious dishes made with...well.
Some people leave this on their coffee table or row of cookbooks and see how long before any guests notice.
Or gulp get curious...
>I'm looking for someone to guide me to eat my own cum...
Don't look any further! I've got the perfect book recommendation for you: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. That way, you'll be eating your cum, all while cooking delicious meals with it.
Source: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
:)#
They found the recipe here?
A pizza shop near my work had a "pizza with vegetarian"..
(I feel the following post deserves a trigger warning but i'll be damned if I'm not sure what warning that is... mods, if you feel like it needs one let me know)
Not only does this... blergh, yeah that's gross. BUT it just had to remind me of everyone's favorite book Natural Harvest
That book got a second entry only this time focused on mixed drinks. Otherwise known as cocktails. Can't make this shit up.
What if there is warnings all over the package saying this is very spicy, contains laxatives and my HIV positive cum/blood.
What happens if they eat it thinking it was fake warnings?
It's my sandwich that helps with the constipation and spicy coming up the laxatives taste and I like your umami of cum and I the iron taste of blood.
Here is a recipe book to show people actually do this.
"Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes: Photenhauer, Paul "Fotie": 9781481227049: Amazon.com: Books" https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Wish I didn't know it existed. He's written one other book about drinks/cocktails made with semen.
So you're saying it would be a bad idea to make the recipes in this semen cookbook?
Amazon even says
>Inspire a love of reading with Prime Book Box for Kids
on it, which is actually kind of concerning, along with the fact that it recommended me like six more semen cookbooks.
Same, I got sick of him and started fast forwarding the pod cast. When they came back to him at the end I listened until he told them and then turned it off. If it is not a plant then the guy is a crack pot. If the Mystery Goo is what I think it is then there are cookbooks available on Amazon that cover the Goo.
Though I'm incredibly repulsed by what you've written, I'm not going to judge. Yours is a personal, extreme fetish that's not hurting anyone else so long as you're washing your hands frequently out of respect to the public, especially after poo-play. No one wants to be served food by you or touch a doorknob at work after you have touched it.
If you were a man, you'd probably love this book.
It must feel nice to confess these things. Try also r/confession and r/dirtyconfessions
You can buy the book Natural Harvest It’s a full collection of semen based recipes available for the kindle and on Amazon
I gifted it to a dirtycumslut of a friend and she found it enlightening and entertaining.
Not sure if I can put this
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Sorry mods if it’s not allowed- I’ve no financial interest in the publication or the selling company
Oh man... if you really wanna get srs about cooking, you need to buy this book now:
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
But man cooking really is so simple. I just buy lean ground pork in bulk and eat that shit everyday with a few variations sometimes like a lil bit of salmon or whatnot.
My best investment thus far has been the slow cooker. Set that shit up at night, you get a hot meal ready to eat in the morning. Have three of them, and you got all your shit setup cuz you can put in on a timer.
Even easier if you do interminnent fasting.
This book has some great presentation suggestions if you're interested in getting into semenal gastronomy. It suggests incorporating semen into the flan (for the exact reasons you described) while applying a nice glaze to to double-creme eclairs.
Well I don't know that it would fry like an egg, however there is a recipe book that has dishes that include semen as an ingredient. I would doubt that it would fry like you are thinking. I would expect, keep in mind I am hazarding a guess as I have never attempted this, that it would react more like a milk product and scorch if at too high of a temperature maybe with a bit of some form of curdling. . Feel free to experiment though. I would suggest using a pan you wouldn't mind tossing away, just in case it gets too difficult or gross for you to want to clean.
I'm sure you could find a recipe for that here
This is a thing that exists:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 (NSFW-ish?)
One of my friends got it as a gag gift, which was appropriate because there was so much gagging as we flipped through the recipes. I remember "Spunky Candied Pecans" and "Creamy Cum Crepes," and I probably blocked out all the others. There were pictures...
Reminds me of the chef in New York who made cheese from his lactating wife's breast milk and sold it in his restaurant.
And also this
Vegans are against using and exploiting animals, because it cannot be a consensual transactions, because animals are not capable of informed consent about how their bodies and body products are going to be used.
Humans, however, can give informed consent, which is why breastfeeding is typically, A-OK, and why there exists this cookbook of recipes that include semen.
The More You Know...^tm
(/I'm not actually a vegan, I just know things)
Make a few creamy meals / desserts, and have your girlfriend make the comment, "Wow all that pineapple juice you've been drinking really worked!"
A few days later, accidentally leave out your copy of Natural Harvest. For bonus points, leave it in the bathroom so that he's pretty much forced to read it.
Natural harvest... A literal semen based cookbook https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I'd rather get someone I hate, because I could just buy them this.
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Have you ever heard of this?https://www.amazon.es/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gYNmDbVZMN7S8
Also get this book and leave it in the kitchen.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
You've never heard of Natural Harvest?
He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.
In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.
A friend once got gifted a cooking book.. for cocking with sperm...
https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
This is my favourite one, https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's also a bartenders serving guide, https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
Let me introduce you to Natural Harvest!
Not a food. Yeah right... https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Sooooo, there’s this recipe book called Natural Harvest and I’m honestly wondering if maybe your roommate had a copy. Haha.
I mean there's a cookbook and a bartending book.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CispCb7CHFK5A
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ajspCbDKNMGC7
> One of the most disgusting things you can ever swallow
My dear, you have no idea.
There is a book of semen based recipes on Amazon...
I bought one for a friend's birthday, and it is truly disgusting. I recommend the recipe for man made oysters.
Edit: I guess it's my cake day?
Here's a cook book that'll help.
He should have not jizzed in it, and instead just left this book lying around.
There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.
So, apparently it’s a thing ��
If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.
They have more information in this book!
Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Buy the book and find out for yourself
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Just in case you still have eyes https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I don't know what's worse... that or this:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's also this:
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
The semen cookbook? Isn’t it in your amazon history? 😳
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_bCVADbGDXZVC0
One would think, but then there is this
>semen is not food
^^be ^^wary ^^of ^^the ^^above ^^link ^^if ^^you ^^don't ^^want ^^your ^^amazon ^^suggestions ^^to ^^be ^^forever ^^tainted
I remember seeing that video earlier today and Amazon sells a book filled with recipes containing semen
Framstår for meg som en aldri så liten "humblebrag" over å eie og bruke oppskriftsboka "Natural Harvest"
What do you mean? Swallowing? Cooking with cum?
Pozdrav.
Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.
lp
Well, someone has certainly given this a lot of thought.
I'll just leave this here https://www.amazon.ca/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_Yv3hFb83ECRBD
Vegan approved egg replacer.
You guys are missing the real book.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_X6AHPJ98742KXM0MKEA1
I've heard there's a book about semen cuisine, i found this on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
May I suggest Natural Harvest ?
As an aside, salty sperm is not without its charm.
There is in fact a cookbook with semen recipes called Natural Harvest on Amazon.
next item on that list should've been this cookbook on amazon.
you don't need Tor to learn how to bake with semen. you can just buy a book with recipes on amazon:
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_oHYCBbWRHN52B
extra: make drinks with semen: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_QIYCBbFZP3J9F
Well, there is a cookbook.
Apparently pwede mo sya gawing cooking ingredient
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
It may or may not be, but just to reassure you, one does exist. I present to you: Natural Harvest.
You look like the type of guy who would own this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_BYQXPKNTB49MKE0HDWH5
Here's another joke recommendation for you since the last one went over your head https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
How about a flan?
(NSFW?)
Imma just leave this here:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=nodl_
I'm pretty sure this was the cookbook that Troy was referencing through the episode...
Share your favorite cooking books. Mine’s https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Yep. It's on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/
Better than what you'd find in this cookbook.
Depends how you prepare it.
Read the book for more info; https://www.amazon.com.au/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1481227041
It's not that out of the question. After all, this exists. WARNING, AMAZON LINK FOR A QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT
I'll pass, thank you https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.
just fyi i do not know anything about actual contents of the book as i have not read it. i just know it exists. read and follow the guide at your own risk.
There's cum art, and then there's cum cuisine.
You don’t have to wonder, there’s at least one cookbook dedicated to this ridiculous topic.
Don't people still make food with cum.
Yup double checked here is a recipe book, enjoy!
¿Pero tenía un montón o un vasito?
Por si alguien quiere recetas del estilo
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1481227041
This book always go down well although the recipients never seem to agree https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041
Ele eu não sei mas eu tb sabia e tô achando que é porque eu boto muita porra nas minhas receitas, e isso me ajuda a pensar.
Recipes made with semen.
These should be a free gift with the purchase of this cookbook
Pointless death? Semen is pretty nutritionally phenomenal-- or, have you not read the cookbook? https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I am guessing that the cookbook, Natural Harvest, doesn't sell many copies in Minnesota .....
I’m just gonna leave this here (NSFW-ish) in case someone does
There’s another cookbook, “Natural Harvest” about cooking with jizz—the Amazon reviews are the best thing about it.
I bet I know what's on his Amazon wish list...
This is up there with "poop knife" levels of disturbing.
My friend loved grossing me out with this: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There are cookbooks using cum as an ingredient.
I think you could appreciate this
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_api_i_0GXC5CDKBRTRNH4XFWHM_0
Yes. Recipe incoming : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I'm just going to leave this here.
Why has no one here ever heard of this cookbook centered around cooking with semen?
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
It's a slippery slope to owning this book https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
How about cooking with semen?
There are a few, but this is my own "invention".
https://smile.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
https://smile.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/
A Natural Harvest recipe, perhaps.
I wonder if she got her recipe from here.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (Semen cooking) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_CZ57D3BFYDHSRD4N6RY4
I prefer to add Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes to my wishlist.
You could always make her cook with cum https://www.amazon.nl/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
You should try this:
https://www.amazon.com.au/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1481227041
>to the point I believe it should be its own special food group.
Waiting for the day someone takes a recipe out of this book (possibly nsfw) and it ends up in this sub.
xiangling wanna harvest some hilichurl semen to incorporate it in her dishes. maybe she should read this cookbook
Here's a new textbook:
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I prefer Natural Harvest—you know, for cooking with cum!
You asked so I'll answer.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Favorite meal you say? In that case https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_K8VRPZJHM4E51G6M2MGF
There is actually a cook book based on that: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I didn't see that recipe in...
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
https://www.amazon.com.au/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1481227041
You gotta use fresh jizz… if you collect for a month it’ll go rancid, and you ABSOLUTELY do NOT want rancid jizz cupcakes.
Btw: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I don't know what the brix value of cum is, but go for it if you're so inclined. Also someone did publish this, so...
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_2CZ5VKHNPE1PW30H2CFH
And that semen is NOT an ingredient. But it actually is.
Yeah, far more interesting things to use it for:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/
Sounds like you'd enjoy this book
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
May I present to you an entire cookbook for sperm lovers?
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Swallow cum? A true king eats their cum:
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_WH81R29KZCBA5M8ZYW18?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
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Actually yes, you can, it firms up like eggwhites when you cook it. There's a whole cookbook with semen based recipes.
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
natural harvest is one of the oldest and most notorious/delicious. The Customers who viewed this item also viewed section is eye-opening, to say the least
I guess I'll be the one to end up on a list this time. Here ya go:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I'll just leave this here
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_5PNE13292ZRXXXDXQVQK
Nee wacht wacht!
There's a cookbook for this on amazon called "Natural Harvest".
>100% natural cream
Well according to this: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 it probably would
Maybe it's from this book I've heard of? If not, maybe he'd appreciate a copy... https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Someone should tell that cookbook guy about that
It is right next to Natural Harvest on my bookshelf
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You should put this book on your Christmas list. That will keep you busy.
Ahh a fellow cum connoisseur I see
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Anything from this book,
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
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you might like this book https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I am sure there is a recipe or two in here
> ingredient in many dishes so I'm going to stick with them being fruits.
Can I interest you in some fresh harvested fruit?
I believe it. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glc_fabc_0NC3DTEQ5V6KS05A50MB This is real haha
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=JKHX1YNKSX3L&dchild=1&keywords=semen+based+recipes&qid=1633570854&sprefix=semen+based+&sr=8-3 https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=55+gallon+drum+lube&qid=1633570882&sr=8-1 That outa do it
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there's not much point, i wouldn't be covering any new ground
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Ah, working from the Natural Harvest cookbook, then.
You probably sat next to the author of this book - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
For that, a better choice would be this book. Especially worthwhile if you're having a get-together in the near future that you might have to cook for.
Looking for a cookbook, OP? https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
This classic (Slightly NSFW).
Anything made from this book
The dominant species might want to have a casual peruse through this gem.... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Probably prepared something out of this book.
There's a published recipe book. Natural Harvest.
May I recommend a cookbook with recipes to spice it up?
You're going to love this
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_HM50Z91ZWF5JXBVFBK7Z
This book also has some recipes
"Hey husband can you cum on my food? I even bought you a cookbook"
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 an actual book about it
Which is still far better than this cookbook.
You guys can see if there are any recipes Here.
For whenever you need more inspiration:
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There is this book, called Natural Harvest with lots of recipes of the like.
Whole cookbook for you
You might enjoy this cookbook
Protip: wait til everyones finished eating and then tell them you got the recipe out of this book
it’s common enough to have a book on Amazon
Not saying it isn’t weird though lol
‘Never intentionally’ 😂For you 💙💙💙: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
i gotchu fam
Why is she a "hero"? Women have been making yogurt with vaginal bacteria for ages.
And there's a cum cookbook on Amazon that's getting good reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
For <$25 on Amazon you too can find out.
I once bought my assistants a semen based cookbook and a semen based cocktail book as Christmas gifts cause I was a little drunk on Amazon one day.
Felt a little guilty when I saw the receipt in my in box the next morning, but they loved them.
Def not going to work for all staff though.
Unless you're using a recipe from Natural Harvest
> Researching alternative vegan recipes
Aww yiss they can add it to the book
Sounds like you need the semen recipe book
This may be what you are looking for:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Best paired with a nice flan.
I'll just leave this here: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-based Recipes
It's wholesome nurturing and genius
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Well, if the recipe calls for it:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?sa-no-redirect=1&pldnSite=1 and https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_14_2/141-2066605-4540837?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1482605228&pd_rd_r=818f3c3f-35f7-42e5-b044-cfc8f377a93d&pd_rd_w=3LqW6&pd_rd_wg=Y5LBH&...
That dish was probably from one of the pages found here OP's took longer because he kept looking the chef in the eyes
Granted. Natural Harvest Cookbook
Bugger, late to the party.
Still, here's a cook book to add to your baking abilities.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 put this book on the coffee table. nobody is gonna touch your food anymore
Dude.
Buy a copy of Natural Harvest and leave it out somewhere. Then you can mention how you've been giving the recipes a try.
For your next endeavor:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
that's why it was the last of the examples, which are seen as legit food, just not to everyone. Also, some people would disagree
Lamorphe sourced the vagina bread, but have you tried one of these delicious healty organic non-GMO semen recipes?? ^^^/s
> And don’t get me started on the stickier body fluids.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I have the perfect cook book for yall! Have fun https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Make some recipes from this book and leave them to be nicked. After this happens a few times put an advert up to sell the book: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Bon appetite (nsfw cookbook)
Some people do... cookbook Nope.
Time to perfect the recipe, I guess.
Also you can use it to cook delicious meals.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Kasten Öttinger, hell, bei dem alle Flaschen und nur diese in Geschenkpapier verpackt sind.
Well that explains why this exists.
Haha I love Steam! What's your screename?
You like cooking now? https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_5ciZzb2QCYZYC
There's a fad about putting semen into food, too, because it's ... nutritious? I dunno, but here's a cookbook.
Nah man, you just gotta need some creative recipes.
Hmmmmm... looks like they got the recipe out of this cookbook. (Semi-nsfw link)
There is actually a cookbook out there about how to incorporate semen into food.
Mostly because semen is a 'super food', apparently.
Might want to avoid this then...
Might I suggest the book, "Natural Harvest". Check out the slimy dessert on the front cover: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
How about a nice custard? https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Maybe Podesta would like this book as a gift? https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Same people who use this cookbook?
Natural Harvest https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awd_x_2YahybTAM909J
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I'm sure it could work
Leave a note that asks how the "home cooked" meal was with a photocopy of this cookbook: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_7Kriyb5NZ1B9B
Have you ever cooked with semen?
https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
It's a great ingredient, actually. You should try it some time.
An actual cookbook on how to cook with semen. More here.
The recipe for this may be in here
Both sprinkles and semen are very useful in baking.
Just like my favorite cook book! It's also PRIME eligible! http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen based recipes:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's also this, and many other publications similar to it.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
QOTD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Here's some similar nonsense.
Eat something from here: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's a good cookbook on Amazon about that.
Well, stop using this cookbook.
If your friend need a recipe, my friend said good things from Natural Harvest
They're taking a page from this book.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Here's the popular recipe book Natural Harvest: A collection of semen based recipes.
But if you want to, here is a book of semen recipes:
http://www.amazon.in/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-based-Recipes/dp/1481227041
Ill just put this right here
Non-mobile: My favorite book!
^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?
> recipes that we have to reject because of the outlandish ingredients involved
I can guess one such ingredient
Wow now I've seen everything. Might get that and this for my lady: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I wouldn't judge. It probably has some sort of nutritional benefit, like adding your own protein to recipes.
It does! I guess it's getting more popular as a food additive.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
lol, Not quite the reaction I was expecting. But, here: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1423686793&sr=8-1&keywords=cooking+with+semen
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I'm guessing it is from this book
Just gonna leave this here.
Gonna take awhile...In the meantime..
I've seen this before.
The restaurant could use Cum Based Recipes
Apologies in advance if this breaks rule 1.
Also, link to the book in question on Amazon.
She must have this book in her pantry.
I wonder if he has this cookbook lying around
Maybe he's using this cookbook - http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/
I think you are look for this
Uh, not mine, but someone out there has a whole cookbook dedicated to incorporating a secret sauce into his cooking:
Kind of reminds me of this - https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Questa è la guida definitiva. Purtroppo è disponibile soltanto in inglese.
Following recipes is now a crime! What has the world come to?
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Maybe they read this book... https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There may be some answers in this book. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Every time I see this dish this is all I can think about.
Im sure its in here somewhere...
You should enjoy your Natural Harvest, both in food and in drink.
My gym buddies and I do, we use this book.
What if I intended to give you a delicious snack food straight out of this here Natural Harvest book? It'd be downright gourmet, and sincere as all hell.
Intention is the issue here- if somebody got a person who is PCMR console games, they clearly put no thought or effort into the gift. It would more than likely be a troll.
Oh and here I thought it was this one.
My friend, if you enjoy semen you are so very welcome.
Kitchen. I wanted to try a recipe in the Cooking With Semen book.
Check out that Cooking With Semen book for ideas.
Or, better yet: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Probably got the recipe from this book.
You should upgrade your recipe next time.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=nodl_
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