{"product":{"product_id":"1481227041","title":"Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (Semen cooking)","price":"22.49","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LMkdOfIrL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041"},"comments":[{"body":"There's a whole cum cookbook out there somewhere. I don't feel like looking for it but I've gotten it as a gift for a white elephant exchange with friends once.\r\n\r\nEdit: got unlazy. It's called Natural Harvest.\r\n\r\nAmazon link in case anyone wants to buy it for a friend:\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041","subreddit_name":"morbidquestions","author":"BigToober69"},{"body":"Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for \"Natural Harvest\"; https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041\r\n\r\n\r\nI highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.","subreddit_name":"insanepeoplefacebook","author":"DrSlippynips"},{"body":"There's a whole recipe book!  It's called \"[Natural Harvest](https://smile.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=natural+harvest\u0026amp;qid=1607112718\u0026amp;sr=8-2)\".  I've never bought it, but it's funny.","subreddit_name":"NoStupidQuestions","author":"trey74"},{"body":"Oh man, y’all do realize that there is an an entire “cum cookbook” right? \r\n\r\nI remember seeing it a few years ago. \r\n\r\nIt’s wild\r\n\r\n**Edit:** [Found it! ](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)\r\n\r\nI’d advise against looking at recipe photos lol. Yes, that nut flan","subreddit_name":"MakeMeSuffer","author":"Mizango"},{"body":"Crackers and jizz? What is this, a 70’s dinner party?\r\n\r\nWhen you’re done serving the jellied salad and sliced-hotdog-and-pickle-on-toothpick hors d’œuvres, try [upping your game. ](https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)","subreddit_name":"askgaybros","author":"slashcleverusername"},{"body":"\u0026gt; He must have read that \"you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese\" book. I mean, it's not wrong...\r\n\r\nHe should have read \"Cooking with semen\" and found the wisdom there, instead.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041","subreddit_name":"wholesomememes","author":"madamesousatzka"},{"body":"Next time, grab yourself a copy of this book, and leave it next to the pies...\r\n\r\n[Natural Harvest](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook\u0026amp;qid=1661528331\u0026amp;sprefix=natural+harvest%2Caps%2C187\u0026amp;sr=8-1)","subreddit_name":"mildlyinfuriating","author":"sewerfr0g"},{"body":"Alright, just because you're all so clueless it looks like I have to Doxx myself- you see [I'm published](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)\r\n\r\nSo trust me when I say, an unrefrigerated jar is not how to store semen.  And a pickle jar is right out (unless your goal is picked cum - a rather unusual flavor).  Your nut might still knock someone up after five days in a warm acid bath, but the flavor at that point would be quite ragged.  Plus after seven days motility falls off a cliff, and \"It ain't worth a nickel if it ain't got that tickle.\"\r\n\r\nSo to be clear - FIFO + 7 day maximum shelf life, refrigerated stock (freezing kills the little guys), and a good approach to storage cleanliness are required for proper cumjarring.\r\n\r\nFor fermenting holiday party liquors, freeze stock before 7 day window, and distill similarly to applejack.  See 4chan for primer.","subreddit_name":"wallstreetbetsOGs","author":"SocialSuicideSquad"},{"body":"I tend to make strange jokes to the miss that are worded as absurd threats, like 'Im going to buy you a dozen ponies and have them delivered to your work\" or \"once I get my hands on you I'm tattooing the full cast of big mouth on your neck\"\r\n\r\nOne of my favorites is mentioning how there's an [entire recipe book for cooking with cum](https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041) and how I'm going to make her some nice Cum Pudding. Obviously she tells me to go fuck myself (yes that's the point dear) but hearing this nightmare story sure made my joke much more haunting. \r\n\r\nShe's threatened to install cameras in the kitchen as a response. \r\n\r\nNote, I would not actually do this, and what this guy did (if real) is really fucked up","subreddit_name":"BestofRedditorUpdates","author":"Nikolai-King-of-Ash"},{"body":"I eat such an impeccable diet that I find a few drops of my semen works.  The flavor profiles are similar, and I have literature to back this up:\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041\r\n\r\nNatural harvest indeed.","subreddit_name":"Cooking","author":"Safe-Bus-7154"},{"body":"Iunno, [maybe](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041).\r\n\r\nI don't actually know how serious these recipes are, but I have seen a woman cook a fairly gross looking and probably plain tasting omelet with semen.","subreddit_name":"DiWHY","author":"estrusflask"},{"body":"Reminds me of this book I own.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls\r\n\r\nNo, I have never used it lol. The most amazing recipe in the book is the \"man made oysters\" which is just you cumming in empty oyster shells to serve.","subreddit_name":"awfuleverything","author":"Regnes"},{"body":"https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?crid=DI3OP87QE8GL\u0026amp;keywords=cooking+with+semen\u0026amp;qid=1651579149\u0026amp;sprefix=cooking+with+semen%2Caps%2C130\u0026amp;sr=8-6 working my way through this cookbook like Betty Crocker","subreddit_name":"memes","author":"Strong_Ad9829"},{"body":"All I'm saying is I've been all over Guangdong, and never heard or been offered or seen anyone eat that. I've never heard of that in my life. So I'm assuming it's not something common. \r\n\r\nAnyways here's a western cookbook full of segment based recipes, which I'm assuming you eat?\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041","subreddit_name":"worldnews","author":"FreaginA"},{"body":"I like to choose any recipe from my favorite recipe book and make that for breakfast. Check it out, and I bet you won't be able to wait to get this stuff inside of you.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041","subreddit_name":"AskWomen","author":"TurbulentStick7206"}]}