I'm a machete enthusiast.
Order yourself an Ontario brand machete (no saw-back those suck). Get the sheath, too.
Whole thing should set you back less than $30
Be sure to get the right size sheath for your machete.
I recommend the 18" for indoor use.
> If anyone's looking for a good machete, I have this one and it's excellent: https://amazon.com/_/dp/B00B5Z8BV4 Clean version of the mugshot (for the memes) Story: http://www.ktvq.com/story/38504018/woman-charged-with-using-a-machete-to-force-ex-boyfriend-to-have-sex-in-great-falls Affidavit: http://thesmokinggun.com/file/montana-machete?page=2 http://thesmokinggun.com/file/montana-machete?page=3 Just to clarify, there was only forced envelopment and threats, the machete didn't actually cut him and the man's butthole is completely intact. The comment in blue is clearly a joke btw. >Mears entered the man's home when no one was present. When SD returned home, mears emerged from behind the bedroom door, approached S.D. from behind and held a machete up to his neck. Mears then ordered S.D. to get on the bed and remove his clothes. S.D. complied with her demands out of fear for his safety. S.D. told me that he did not feel he could leave the room at this time or he would be hurt. >Mears removed her pants and crawled on top,” of him. “S.D. told me that he engaged in intercourse with Mears after he had become aroused by seeing her without any under garments on. Once S.D. had ejaculated, he attempted to push Mears off of him to end the intercourse. Mears then bit S.D. on the left arm and continued having sex with him until he was no longer erect. S.D. had a (bite) mark on his left arm consistent with being bitten by another person. S.D. told me that Mears held onto the machete during the intercourse. >The victim told police Mears then sat on the bed, “still armed with the machete,” with her back against the wall. He then took photos of Mears in that position, police said, which were given to officers. “Mears and S.D. then began to argue. During the argument, Mears ripped a large piece of trim off the wall … Mears then intentionally urinated herself while sitting on the bed.”
here is my machete set up https://www.amazon.com/9001143-Ontario-18-Military-Machete/dp/B00B5Z8BV4#customerReviews with this https://www.amazon.com/Smiths-Consumer-Products-Inc-9001794/dp/B00T4XTA3W/ref=sr_1_5?crid=2NXMSZU98GFSB&keywords=machete+sharpener&qid=1647470212&s=sporting-goods&sprefix=machete+sharp%2Csporting%2C176&sr=1-5 works ok and https://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Molle-Compatible-Machete-Sheath/dp/B00DNXJJ6W/ref=sr_1_2?crid=QE2I1HPEF3ON&keywords=machete%2Bsheath&qid=1647470221&s=sporting-goods&sprefix=machete%2Bshea%2Csporting%2C186&sr=1-2&th=1 of course a bought all of this a decade ago when it was cheaper. used it to clear underbrush on 80 acres if overgrown land. works great. the sharpener is so-so.
Not OP but that looks like an Ontario machete like I have. Definitely not made in Columbia though.
I like the standard army machete. https://www.amazon.com/9001143-Ontario-18-Military-Machete/dp/B00B5Z8BV4
This is a decent machete that's a little clsoer in price.