I absolutely love how stupid you are. It's weirdly charming. If you're trolling, it's working.
They still sell live ladybugs, they just discontinued the larger size. It probably wasn't selling well on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Orcon-LB-C1500-Ladybugs-Approximately-Count/dp/B000MR6WRG/ref=sr_1_1?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1499554725&sr=1-1&keywords=orcon+ladybugs
I talked to a local garden place who set me up. This was years ago so no idea who we used.
But apparently Amazon has some sellers with 4+ stars
I'm in the same position as you, but I have a job locked up that I'll start after graduation. I'm counting on my fiancée to keep me in line, because I'm scared I'll start buying all manner of frivolous shit if I'm left to my own devices.
https://www.amazon.com/Orcon-LB-C1500-Ladybugs-Approximately-Count/dp/B000MR6WRG
my amazon suggestions about to be weird as hell
Please buy this, one of the best things available on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Orcon-LB-C1500-Ladybugs-Approximately-Count/dp/B000MR6WRG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
Thought about mailing these to someone as a joke.. :p
Here you go, buy two packets of these.
Let them loose at home and it will be liking living in Pandora. Kind of.
Give out 5 random upvotes.
Buy 1500 of them here for $9.99
You can get about 10,500 of them with $100.
This was posted in somebody else's thread, but I think it fits here as well.
Split 1500 lady bugs with 2 other people?
along with a serving or two of these
Edit: And chicken bullion in his shower-head for good measure.