Conceived my girl doing home insemination 🙋♀️
FYI, I tried Mosie baby, and it's fine, but super expensive and a little awkward to handle. A much cheaper and easier option is lube applicators. I love these ones:
PABREY Lube Lubricant Applicator with Smooth Rounded Tip, Reusable/Durable/Easy to Clean (2 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PQ45DX6/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_GJ9TWM2JRYVPG3H4DFFR?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Hope this helps! Let me know if you have any questions.
Just a heads up, Mosie is really a scam. Everything that comes in their kit can be bought at a pharmacy for under 5 bucks total. I would really encourage anyone interested in at-home insemination to try it out with cheap lube plungers or pharmacy syringes however!
I didn’t have any problems with nausea, but anything that plays with the serotonin system always runs the risk of nausea, not from the ingestion, but because the serotonin HT-3 receptor sites are used to trigger a nausea response in the body. Some people are more sensitive than others. My only advice is starting off less active can help. I’ve found when I’m super active while coming up, I tend to have more nauseous when I take shrooms. If I wait until after I peak to be active, I don’t have the issue. (Side note, I tried boofing shrooms one time and got nothing out of it).
When it comes to boofing mdma, I used a lube launcher and pulled the plunger out, filled it about a quarter of the way with a water based lube, added 0.75g of mdma, topped it off with lube, put the plunger back in and insert it a couple inches up my ass and pressed the plunger. Within two minutes I was rolling.
No there’s no risk really as long as you are gentle and just use a clean syringe each time!
I’ve tried a LOT of syringes and I can comfortably say this is my favorite one PABREY Lube Lubricant Applicator... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PQ45DX6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
We primarily do home insemination due to a structural issue with my husbands penis making condom-less sex painful so I’m happy to answer any questions for you.
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This was our first cycle trying it. It's become clearer as each cycle goes on that FW sex isn't always the best option for us as a couple. Stress, hormones, other factors... sometimes it just isn't WORKING the way it should. So we decided to try the home insemination route since others in this sub discussed it as a just as good alternative option.
I bought some needleless syringes on Amazon (link in case you're curious: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07PQ45DX6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
We have disposable plastic cups at home, so basically my husband just does his thing into the cup. He lets me know when that's ready and I then insert the syringe slowly and try to get it positioned right. I also try to relax because TBH, it's just a weird thing to do. Then he presses in the plunger. It's all very sexy, obviously. Then I just let it sit for a bit, slowly take the syringe out and keep my hips elevated for like 20 minutes. Some of the liquid does come out a bit, but I'm trying not to care so much that it happens.
Andddddd that's that!
TW: Loss
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Cycle: 5 after MC. Started trying in July 2020. Trying for #2.
Age: 32 (me) 31 (him)
Typical cycle length: 28-32
Ovulation cycle day: 14
CD/DPO of positive test(s): Blasting BFP on 10 DPO
Tracking methods and app(s) used: Tempdrop, FF, and OPKs
Relevant days of sperminating and/or method - : O -2, O -1, O and O+1. For days O and O +1, husband didn't feel like doing it, so I inseminated myself Turkey Baster. I think it helped a lot because I have a tilted Uterus so I was able to really send the sperm far. I almost considered using Mosie baby, but ended up buying this instead https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07PQ45DX6/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_asin\_title\_o01\_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Health conditions/medical conditions: I'm super anxious, and I have now gained 20+ pounds due to COVID and TCC. We were about to take a break.
Supplements and medications (yours and/or your partner’s): Me: Prenatals, CoQ10 and him: Fertilaid and CoQ10
Birth control history (if relevant): Had Mirena from 2018 until July 2020
Link to chart: https://www.fertilityfriend.com/app/front/index0.html
Link to lineporn: Not a line progression, it just went from very negative to this. I got a digital positive on 11 DPO. https://www.reddit.com/r/TFABLinePorn/comments/p4wsge/10\_dpo\_frer\_bfp\_is\_this\_a\_solid\_line\_or\_could\_it/
Symptom spotting: Cramps on 7 DPO, I had a temp drop at 5 DPO and a 8 DPO. My boobs feel the same, and no other symptoms.
Other (advice/tip(s), freaking out, miscellaneous): I had started fertility testing this month so I had the CD 3 testing, the (HSG) and my husband had the semen analysis. All normal, but I think the HSG helped!
If you want to stretch for yourself, go nuts.
If you want to prepare for anal sex, that's something entirely different.
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Anal sex is very seldom someone holding their penis in you for extended periods of time, and so, for me, that type of thing has very little relation to anal sex (although I do both)
I'm a "delicate" bottom due to some medical issues which make my skin very easy to tear, but I am still able to bottom when I take the time to prepare. Here's what I need to be ready:
1.) time.
Seriously ,rushing is the worst thing one can do. If I have 20-30 minutes to prep, I'm all good.
2.) fiber.
This will make you healthy over all, but it will also make sure you're clean down there. Shit is abrasive, and you don't want to get fucked with sandpaper... or at least, I don't. To each their own. Here's an article on why douching can be bad for you, which moved me over to a higher fiber diet, and not only have I had better sex, I've been healthier too. https://www.vice.com/en/article/59zq3x/gay-guys-youre-douching-wrong
3.) Really quality lube, and lots of it.
What this means will depend on you and your body chemistry. For me, Boy Butter is amazing. Make sure the lube you get is compatible with any toys or condoms you're using. I remember hearing to use more lube all the time, and discounted it, because I was using so much it was dripping out. Then I used more than that, and things got radically easier. Seriously, use more lube. I use one of those "lube shooter" faux-syringes to get it inside, and that is incredibly helpful. (If your partner likes to eat you out, do him a favor and do this AFTER he eats you out, not before!!!) Here's an example of a "lube shooter"
4.) Don't spend too much time stretching yourself.
This seems counter-intuitive, but the friction and stretching are both pushing yourself, so you want to do just enough to get you relaxed and warmed up, but not so much that you've eaten into your bodies endurance, and won't have much left over for fucking. For me, this means about 2-5 minutes with a finger or one of my trainers.
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5.) Finally, there's what you penetrate yourself with. If you're just going for a limited time, like I do above, fingers are fine. If not, I have an "anal trainer kit" which I will use some time. But again, the useful part of this training is actively moving these in and out past your sphincter. If you want something left in for long term play, its' going to keep you blocked up. Even if you don't have anything in there for long term play, you probably shouldn't be constantly expelling gas. If you are, please see a doctor.
The above presumes you are interested in preparing it be penetrated, rather than in long term anal play itself. As some of the devices you picked out are deep into anal play, and and you mentioned that long term use is interesting to you, the above may be only partially useful.
I am not a doctor. This is not medical advice. It's always good to talk to your doc. Insert other appropriate disclaimers here. And good luck!
PABREY Lube Launcher Lube Applicator Lubricant Shooter with Smooth Rounded Tip, Reusable/Durable/Easy to Clean (2 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PQ45DX6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_vh8uFbM6DAXE5