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One day my wife asked my why the fuck I was looking at a 50 gallons of lube after I clicked on it because someone blind linked to it on reddit.
They do. Olympic villages are notorious for the copious amounts of sexual activity there. They go through unbelievable amounts of condoms at every Olympics. They could probably make use of this as well.
Oh hey it’s you from my DMs. Are you the one who started the pubic lice epidemic? It’s really getting out of hand. My bros from the weekly orgy are not happy. You’re going to have to supply the lube to make up for it… Do you think this is enough?
I prefer to cover my nose in lube, so when he goes to grab my nose it slips off and he has a hang full of lube. Gotta find creative ways to use all this up anyway: Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz [link]
> One of the awesome things about independent bookstores is that when there’s not a pandemic on you can just roll up to the friendly bookseller to ask questions like that too.
You mean they won’t just say “people who bought this also bought 1) this crappy USB hub, 2) this pointless kitchen gadget, and 3) a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant?
Is this post a joke? There are ~15,000 people living in university housing and every single fucking one of you is addicted to growing Jeff Bezos's pile of Amazonian gold. Give it more than six hours before you start getting verklempt. You'll be slipping and sliding into those DMs before you know it.
You're lucky to make it through half the week with a bottle that small. Might as well get you something to last you the whole semester.
If you got a kiddy pool or something we might be able to arrange things. I got one of those 55 gallon drums of "passion lube" when they were on sale that's been sitting in my basement for years.
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The Earth heals, the climate stabilises, and the biosphere thrives, then the super-space-DNA mutates and infects all humans...Our skins alter, and we all start to glow the green of an over ripened potato as we become photosynthesising and no longer require food, just a couple of hours a day sunbathing. Every human learns they are finally free from our evolutionary shackles and we all return to monke, but with internet and memes too somehow. And then we learn to build Holodecks and live forever in whatever fantasy or reality we want to. Mine involves a perfect simulation of Jennifer Connelly in her early twenties and a 55 gallon drum of lube with a whole stadium of sentient potatoes spectating and cheering me on, but you all didn't really want to picture that.
I mean, you just buy in bulk and you're good.
I’m ready 😩
In true prepper style
What about trial by jury? There's a lot of potential jurors.
Someone is going to need to start on the logistics of this pretty fast.
I agree it's the best, but I would also like to recommend the 55 gallon drum of lube.
Buy it in bulk. [link]
"Yes, it's over there. I suggest the 55gallon drum"
The classic 55 gallon drum
Reminds me of the annual orgy the imams and rabbis hold every year in Jerusalem
Thank god for Amazon
Let’s not forget the 55 gallon barrel of lube for summertime fun!
I would say if you need to order this it's detrimental [link]
It could be worse
Oh I got you
Here you go. Make sure to read the reviews:
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz [link]
I'm ready for Monday
I swear, I can feel the love
Night, everyone. Make sure you're ready for today ;>
Im sure the amazon delivery guy will have some questions.....
Make sure you read the reviews for the gear that Chara uses
do you think it would work with this?
be alot easier to keep in the garage and plumb a line upstairs.
This one has free shipping
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Lube, the answer is always more lube
Yoko sumali pero throwin ko lang.
Crowdsource niyo oh(Barrel of lube. Yes):
This right here is what you need:
$1,316.79 to be precise.
May I suggest this one?
$10,000 and I will buy him the barrel of lube
They actually do sell them by the drum if you were curious. Happy fisting!
6 barrels of lube.
I know it's not that cheap, but it's a classic and if you want to open a GoFundMe I'd contribute.
I buy in bulk
I prefer this one.
Like this: [link]
Dont forget this
Anyone want to go halves? [link]
Mfw just imagining your character taking a bath in that jelly drum each evening for good health.
Also, this came to mind, and I'm very sorry:
A 55 gallon drum of lube.
Tots know one, his name is Amazon
Don't forget your drum of personal lubricant:
Also, lmao: 'out of stock, high demand'
And 50-gallon barrels of lube.
And 60-lbs bag of concrete.
With free shipping!
*slaps top of lube drum* this baby can hold so many ghosts
about 3-4 months rent....
great investing opportunity
For anyone actually looking to do that
Just buy this and combine both steps.
55 gallon drum of lube
Lube, barrel of lube, water... based... yes, maybe Based
Based God, Lil B.
It's all becoming clear to me now. The shorts are fucked.
When they're selling this on their site, you know Bezos fucks.
Then again, he might not even use lube.
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I am really not fond of Klingon Cuisine.
Just buy the lube by the 55 gallon drum, as reviewed by George Takei over at amazon.
A drum of lube
It's out of stock so I can't tell the price right now, but it it's under $1,000 (possibly not), it's this. 1000% this.
That giant 55 gallon drum of lube.
I’ll pay the rest!!
Sadly, these are too expensive:
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz
it appears the slope has been insufficiently lubricated, and they're out of stock of the barrels 😧
They wanted to get in on the action
Here you go
friction is what limits gliding, so i would expect any lubricant to reduce the friction
55 Gallon Drum
What lubricant? This one? [link]
I think they can tackle it with enough lube, I have faith
Comes highly recommended and the reviews are pure gold.
Yes, it was a 50 gallon drum.
I found it. Here you go.
My recommendation -
Start with this barrel
Perhaps this may help?
I still got a ton left on my 55 gallon drum.
Thats gonna be a lot of work. You'll need this: [link]
So that's what this is for.
bottle is costco, content is amazon
You stick the part with the big hole in your ass?
I guess that answers the question of who in the world is buying this:
You’re just not looking hard enough
Fuck hopefully amazon will refund my order. [link]
There's no need to keep it secret, you can buy it on Amazon: [link]
Passion lube. Here's a link to it. The review section is great.
Sorry - out of stock - https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO
(possibly should have considered the repercussions of international trade tariffs)
Honestly, you only need 55 gallons.
Not sure about mineral oil, but this might be a good substitute. Also on Amazon. Not sure about the delivery time.
It looks like that 55 gallon drum of lube.
People bathe in the strangest things.
*proud 55 gallon noises*
buy in bulk
yeah, comments for this one are pure gold Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
55 gallon drum of personal lubricant
Believe and achieve, son. The trick is lube. Lots of it.
this should do
This is the one you want. The reviews speak for themselves.
The 55 gallon drum of lube?
I recommend this one:
He’s just delivering all the lube I ordered. [link]
Pag puhunan niyo na lang
(di ako sali sa orgy hahahahah)
Better hurry though, selling like hot cakes
Have you tried our famous "Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz"?
Disclaimer: currently out of stock
Goes into shed for a minute, then wheels out a handcart with this on it [link]
Or a barrel of lube perhaps
https://www.amazon.ca/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO might be better.
Better hurry up you only have one left!
Do you mean abarrel of lube
can’t go wrong with this
finally my time to share my purchases!
Came here looking for the barrel of lube comment: [link]
u/HailSatanPodcast you still need to buy this to soothe your chapped ass
You're asking CoS representatives to come on a podcast where, though you may be civil to them on air, you'll spin it afterward and the rest of the TSTers will make a joke of it
Keep deleting your comments and trying to cover your tracks
I wouldn't go on your misinfornation rife echo chamber if paid.
I have standards
>It's all fun and games till you've got a stock cupboard full of dildos that your hilarious fans have sent to Marine.
Sounds like someone needs to send her one of those huge drums full of lube to go with all those dildos she got.
Sadly its over the gift sending limit, guess people will have to stick to a gallon size.