Another solution. Position the car where it can’t be driven out. Fuck ‘em!
Get some buddies and some car sliders. Then hide the car somewhere in the car park.
You might be able to jack it up and put it on Tire Skates
Its way easier and cheaper than even that. Here's a set of dollies on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UAGDTC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JqQ4DbRXXJ70S