Save time and money by using pumpernickel and whipped cream, and jam it inside a slice of clear 2L bottle. Cover with pink plastidip and chocolate, and serve. Amazon's choice!
***Caution: Similar to the original recipe, nearby red fruits may spontaneously disappear.
I put pink plastidip on all of my tools and store them in a Pelican Air with my name on it. I use a padlock for the case lid and a bike lock for the case itself. A lot of times the lock is open, but just the hassle is enough of a deterrent.