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Seriously it's like magic, I've never even nicked myself once.
My favorite review on Amazon goes "I shave my balls with one side and my face with the other. Its probably gross, and I don't care. It works well."
>https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-7100-BG2040/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 - Here's one razor I've been looking at. It seems good, but it apparently has a crummy battery.
I actually have this exact razor. The battery is fine, assuming you don't try to cover too large an area in a single session. However, if you have thick hairs like I do, you may find the cartridges getting dull much quicker than they should. I've been having trouble finding replacements lately, too, so I'll probably need to order them from Amazon or something.
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2040-34-Bodygroom/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=sr_1_9?s=videogames&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1441946675&sr=8-9&keywords=mens+trimmer when you can get this. It's literally the best never had any issues with it.
Philips Norelco Bodygroom
MAKE SURE to FOLLOW the charging-cycles correctly. I've seen a number of complaints about dud batteries after months to a year. Mine's 2-3y/o and holds a charge for like a month+ of every 2-3 day usage. It's showerproof, too, I love the damn thing.
Hey this from amazon: Philips Norelco Bodygroom Series... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037HP9OA?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Use the black plastic end to trim down your bush.
Use the silver metal part for shaving the hair off your balls. Just be careful, it will snag if your hair is too long. I’d recommend trimming your balls with scissors, or even try the black part of this thing to start.
Gillette Mach3 work out ok for me. Easily available and easy to rinse/unclog. I’m going to buy the Norelco Oneblade and see it speeds up the process and it looks gentle enough.
Edit: I have this but it doesn’t glide smoothly and has bit my balls a few times. Hurts a lot.
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Series 7100, BG2040, pää millin siiliksi, toisella päällä kainalot, rintakehä, intiimialueet, missä nyt pusikkoa rehottaakaan. Ihan oman mukavuuden vuoksi.
Ja voi sillä vähän partaakin rajata :)
Dude, buy the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom 7100. It’s made for body hair, including all your sensitive areas and works amazingly. (I have you to get a nick on my anus or balls and I’ve had it for over a year)
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Series 7100, BG2040
I'd picked up the Philips Norelco Bodygroom 7100 .. and went to town today. So much hair got trimmed today. Now feeling nice and trim.
Only one "low" point .. PSA - do NOT take the body grooming tool to your wrinkly man sac .... it pulled out some skin .. there was blood..
I use the Philips Norelco Bodygroom and it legit does wonders especially if you get hairy down there like me.
I actually got one after watching Conan and hearing him make fun of his producer Jordan for having one. It's really helpful and I prefer it over using a razor or anything else now.
I've had this one for a few years now. Gets the job done. Nice to not have to deal with any cords.
I've been using this body groomer for the past five years. Works like a charm. I trim my pubic hair at the lowest or second lowest and shave my balls completely. Completely painless and quick. Completely shaving everything looks weird to most women but they hate a jungle. It makes oral sex more fun for the woman too. It smells great and no hair gets in her teeth.
I use this one
It works well and is waterproof. Really only use the trimmer for the main part but I do use the shaver on my bum haha.
I was recommended this
Slightly pricey but so worth it. No acne from shaving, quick ez and most definitely high quality.
It wasn't ever really an issue as I have one of those electric razors that have the self cleaning station with the disinfectant in it. However just because it's different type of hair and it was on sale, I got one of these things:
My balls have never been happier, you know other than when they're being gently caressed by a lady. But no more wrinkles getting caught in the blade, or irritation, or pulling. It's worth every penny.
This thing is my jam for cleaning up "downstairs" http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2040-34-Bodygroom/dp/B0037HP9OA
The body groom is great, easy to use and makes everything uniform for your lady/gent with different size heads for different lengths. Forget all these people saying to avoid electric, don't waste your precious time shaving everything or (eek) cutting with scissors. It doesn't catch or pull on skin and I use it on all the areas including the sack. Of course use a razor for fine details but this bad boy always gets me back to a nice clean zen pube-garden. And just to note, this thing works great even against my very coarse, thick hair.
Alright best thing to do is just get a trimmer and go real slow and steady, don't want to get the trimmer snagged in your hair or something fleshy (oh yea it hurts). Take your time and sculpt your penis beard until you are at a length you desire or short enough to easily glide a razor across.
A word to the wise, if you do shave maintain it or it will feel like a cactus orgy in your pants once your hair grows back. I personally just prefer a weekly manscape and I get a pretty close trim with this trimmer. Tame the bush with the bulky side then polish off the peasants with the light side. No complaints so far and it gets the hair down to near shaven levels.
This thing will change your life:
There are nicer models but this one works well. I use it to shave my legs, it's not quite as close a shave as a razor, but it's also quicker and rarely causes ingrowns since it's not a razor on your skin.
Also, 6 months on HRT and some laser on other body parts like my torso... the difference can't be overstated.
Just buy one of these and get it over with
Always been a fan of this groomer in particular. You still need to be a bit careful with the comb side, but the trimmer is generally nick free.
Use the trimmers next to the shaver, not the shaver itself. Use shaving cream for God's sake. Just give it a close trim every now and then. No itching, no razor burn, and single wipe pooping.
I'm sure you're joking, mostly, and I was going to say, if you've got THAT much ass hair, I don't think I can help you. However, if you trim your man-bush down with a trimmer (I use this one), you should be fine.
For men it's simple:
Wash yourself first and go to town. I've been using mine for 2 years and it's amazing. The smoothest, softest balls/taint I've ever had and it's simple as fuck. Once I'm done I put a bit of shea butter on them and I'm all set.
My GF noticed how great it worked for me and she uses it on herself and loves it too. Never take a razor to your balls again.
I used a body trimmer once. One end is a straight up beard trimmer type thing, the other end is an electric shaver with a beard trimmer thing on either side. The shaver end tilts, and when I used it it tilted far enough down that the trimmer got me (this thing http://www.amazon.com/Philips-BG2040-34-Bodygroom-Grooming/dp/B0037HP9OA/).
See, the problem with a trimmer is that the blades don't slice like a knife or even like a scissors. They move past each other on a different plane, and can jam the skin between top and bottom. That with the motion makes it feel like it's pulling itself in further, like it's taking a bite out of you, cutting and crushing at the same time. It is so incredibly horrible.
The Philips Bodygroom 2040 is a purchase I definitely don't regret making. It seems to be one of the better tools out there for hair management and I've been quite happy with the job it does. My girlfriend agrees.
Agreed! Here is the one I bought, it works very well:
I use this and I love it: http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2040-34-Bodygroom/dp/B0037HP9OA
I use it on the shortest trimmer guard setting. It's easy and the results look great.
I have this body groom
It works great. I've had it for a really long time though lol
Here is a spectacular reply by u/LieutenantJesus on the matter:
"I've shaved my mashers and bang/taint/funhole for years and years, so let me contribute.
So let's assume you've never blessed yourself with a shorn scrotum: There are two methods you can use to rid yourself of hair. I'll go over both, since I've done both extensively.
USE A NEW RAZOR FOR THIS. Old razors deteriorate and the blades get bent/dulled. You don't want dull blades tugging at hairs and nicking you up down there.
Trim up. Get a body-hair trimmer like a Norelco Bodygroom or just a regular hair-trimmer and take care most of the bush. Go with the shortest guard it'll allow-- Not using a guard is a good way to get a few nicks, not something you want down in your dangly bits. You want to get yourself short enough where a razor won't get caught and cut you up in masses of hair.
Get in the shower, and get that bitch nice and hot. You don't want to try shaving dry, hell no. Wash your hair, brush your teeth, do all of your regular shower things to give your pubes a bit to get wet and soften up. This'll make it so much easier, trust me.
Start shaving WITH the grain. Make a few passes. Don't press down on the razor, just let it do its job. You won't get it all in one go, and that's fine.
Go across the grain. If your hair looks like this: |||||, shave in this ---> direction, or this <--- direction. The best would be doing a pass of each.
Go against the grain. Now, at this point, if you feel smooth enough, feel free to stop. Going against the grain may cause irritation and ingrown hairs, so know your body and know how your hair responds. The biggest lesson is DO NOT PRESS DOWN ON THE RAZOR. You will only irritate your skin and nick yourself. Be patient and take your damn time.
Finish the job. If you shave your dick, you must also shave your balls, otherwise you might as well just not even do it. It may be scary the first time taking a razor to your jumblies, but it's simple and quite safe, if you're careful (For the record, I've never nicked myself shaving down below, yet I can butcher my face when I'm not careful). Just take the sack in one hand and GENTLY pull it to stretch the skin, and run the razor lightly over it, front and back, starting the stroke from the underside of your dick and dragging down towards your feet. Don't bother too much with grain direction here, it won't matter that much.
The Gooch/Ass/Asshole: You should also run over these areas with a hair trimmer/bodygroom before you go at it with a razor. The secret here is the same as the rest of your sensitive bits: Go slow, don't press down with the razor, and relax. The taint is tricky, but you can navigate it by feel pretty well. The ass/asshole is simple, except for the hole. If you're shaving your ass, you aren't gonna leave the hole hairy, so when you shave it, shave starting from the pucker and stroke AWAY. Do not shave ACROSS the sphincter, else you're just asking for a rough ride. Remember: DO NOT PUSH DOWN ON THE RAZOR.
For your balls, you might want to make a run over them later when you're dry. Helps get those stray hairs.
Once you get out, pat-dry the areas you've shaved. If you get razor burn, get some Vitamin E cream or moisturizer and spread a little down there. This will help the skin heal, and probably cool things off. I like to pat a little Gold Bond down there, because if I'm going to be fancy enough to shave my balls, I'm going to powder them like an English Nobleman.
Itching: This is normal if this is your first time shaving/it's been a while since you've shaved. You shouldn't itch as bad or even at all the second time around, so just tough it out.
Farts: You'd better be ready, because you can no longer sneak these fuckers. The bare skin will amplify your ass air to trumpet-like levels. Be prepared to use your flesh-valve a lot more efficiently after this.
Sweat: You might feel like your ass/gooch is a lot sweatier than usual. It's not, you just lack friction from your now-missing hair down there. Invest in some boxer-briefs if it bothers you. You get used to this as well.
Alright, so now that we've covered shaving, let's discuss using chemical hair removers. I wouldn't use Nair on your private parts, you will burn yourself. You have to find something for sensitive skin (Which I'm sure Nair has now). I am a fan of Magic Shave. It's a powder you mix with water, then slather all over your crotch, wait a while, then rub off gently with a washcloth. You can get if off Amazon, or find it at most any drugstore in the shaving/hair removal aisle. Takes the hair right off and leaves you SMOOTH AS FUCK. It's messier and takes a little more time, but it's worth it in the end.
They do sell it as a pre-mixed cream, but ever time I've used it it's been very lackluster, even after leaving it on for several minutes past the recommended time.
Test it somewhere like your inner thigh. Mix a small bit, put it on for the prescribed amount of time (7 or so minutes, in my case), and wash it off. Wait a day to see if there are any adverse effects. Skipping this step is not recommended, seeing as a small allergic reaction on your thigh is a lot easier to handle than one all over your fucking dick.
Mix. I use a mason jar, put in equal parts of the power and water, and shake it up. The I use something like a rubber spatula to scoop it out and slather it from dick (Try to limit getting any on the glans. It won't kill you, but you don't generally want depilatory cream on sensitive membranes like that) to asshole. The more you use, the better. Be sure to place a towel under you/do this in the tub to catch any that might drip.
Wait. Set a timer and just stand around a bit. Brush your teeth. Floss. I don't care, just wait out the 5-7 minutes.
Hop in the shower. Lukewarm water is the best for this stuff, I'd avoid going really hot though. Grab a washcloth and slowly rub the stuff off in a circular motion while under the stream. You might have to give some hairs a gentle tug to get them out, but it shouldn't take you any real effort. You may miss spots, and that's okay, you can get them next time. You should probably have a set washcloth just for this, because Magic Shave does have a tendency to stain.
Pat dry. If you left it on a little too long, it might feel somewhat like razor burn. Use some Vitamin E/Moisturizing cream on it and dial the time back a little next time.
All in all, I much prefer using Magic Shave to rid myself of hair, because it leaves me MUCH smoother and isn't as expensive as wearing razor cartridges out. Enjoy shaving, and know that your girlfriend/boyfriend will REALLY appreciate it."
Here is what I use
but it seems to be no longer available on amazon.
Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Philips Norelco Bodygroom Pro Grooming System - $49
Here is what replaced it
Philips Norelco Bodygroomer BG2040/49 - skin friendly, showerproof, body trimmer and shaver - $189
Here is another alternative
Philips Norelco BG7030/49 Bodygroom Series 7000, Showerproof Dual-sided Body Trimmer and Shaver for Men - $59
Phillips Norelco Bodygroomer
Is this the one you use? https://www.amazon.ca/Norelco-Bodygroom-BG2040-Black-Silver/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1546418494&sr=8-3&keywords=Norelco+Bodygroom
Dude, the Bodygroomer. Shit's been a necessity ever since I hit 35. Hair e'r'where.
This is by far the best thing I've tried https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-7100-BG2040/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=beauty
Highly recommended for that room downstairs.
This comes highly recommended online, have it on my wishlist currently.
Try that one Totally safe for the body hair trimming.
Quickest and easiest thing you can do to cut down on the smell is trim your pubic hair down to 2 or 3 centimeters with a simple and cheap grooming scissors. If you want to take it a step further you can shave your balls like male porn stars do. There are dozens of body groomers on Amazon if you have the cash. This here is my personal favorite.
I assume you're washing under your foreskin if you have one.
Keep in mind it doesn't have to be absolutely scentless just clean enough for a chick to breath comfortably for 10 or 15 minutes while sucking you off.
Get one of these
I've seen this guide rated pretty highly. It's written for women, but the same principles should apply.
I don't shave my bum personally, but I'll shave my balls and I just use the Norelco Bodygroom which is kinda pricey but the whole "not drawing blood" mental health boost has been worth the price. Might be more tricky to do your bum (i.e. mirrors or a very close friend are probably needed), but it should work just as well.
I use this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0037HP9OA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
Tell me how the price dropped 30 bucks since I bought it >:(
Does the shave last long? And does it cause any ingrown hair?
Try one of these things: Philips Norelco Bodygroom Series 7100
I'm pretty sure the shaver side is engineered specifically for trimming your balls.
I'll recommend the BG-2040 (as I've done before). No vacuum, but does a good job on all body hair, though I haven't used for head shaving.
This shit pretty much works like magic, balls to ass, does not matter.
Yes. I use this bad boy:
Philips norelco bodygroom series 7100
In my opinion, this is the best tool you can buy for grooming all over the body.
Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Bodygroom 7100 (Packaging May Vary) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_LZhNwbSRRB8Q4
haha first timer here! I just got this Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Bodygroom. Any tips to use this? Alot of threads offer this model being the best, have you tried this?
I just got this Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Bodygroom. You think I should apply the alcohol after? Or anything else? Thanks!
I just got this Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Bodygroom. Any tips to use this?
You usually use one of these.
Easy and works.
This. Read the reviews, they don't lie. It does everything, without razor burn or itching.
Get this. Shave random hair patches every week or so. Live a happy and successful life.
>any tips on how to do it yourself?
I'm no lady but after going through like 3 different electric shavers, I found this to be best.
the select-able size is great for where you don't want to go bare, and the "down to the skin" side is easy enough to use to get good lines and shapes with., plus the "teeth" are rounded so it doesn't feel like you're dragging needles all over.
id recommend quality body trimmer like Norelco http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0037HP9OA/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0037HP9OA&linkCode=as2&tag=freesampleswi-20&linkId=4KOBJUM5GCV5DRYP
This. One end trims like clippers, the other end gives a closer shave. It's probably the most popular tool out there for grooming body hair.
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Pro
I've been using this for years and have had almost zero nicks and no irritation.
>Yeah, it's that one.
no, it isn't