This costs quite a bit but I have bought three. I tried settling for off brands on Amazon of similar size and figure and they can not compare.
NSFW link 20 pound one
Seemed popular as we would get pallets of them in every few weeks
It's the Pipedream Mega Masturbator. It's amazing, highly recommend it. Shop around for the best price but here's a link for reference. There's a smaller version and a bigger version you might see. I got the bigger version. http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Mega-Masturbator-Silly/dp/B006W00E5S/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8
I own THIS which is pretty much the same thing without the VR goggles and no vibration. It's fantastic.
Pros: Feels real, nice weight, firm yet supple like a good ass should be, cures death grip/desensitivty issues. Plus, I can cum inside the pussy all I want and never have to worry about pregnancy.
Cons: Hard to clean. Holding a 30lb ass up to your bath faucet to pressure shoot the cum out of an asshole is harder than it sounds. Gets too rubbery if you don't cornstarch it like a fleshlight, the asshole isn't nearly deep enough (i'm somewhat well endowed and can't imagine how disappointing it would be for anyone who is longer than 8"). I have never been able to fully penetrate/balls deep at speed any girl but with this I can do that (almost) in the asshole and definitely in the pussy part of it. Also it's hard to hide from your SO if they aren't keen on you fucking a giant silicone ass while you're supposedly showering.
Glad to see sex toys are being advanced at such a fast pace. I hope to own a Real Doll within the next couple years once I save up the $8,000 for the model I want with the Shemale attachement.
Fleshlights are not that great (too long, vaginal ribs start too far back, suction is weak). Since you're interested in fleshlights, you might look into the wide variety of pocket pussies and strokers. Things to consider are mainly size, material and open vs. closed ended. Length 5-6'' is fine for most men, 7+ just adds girth to a stroker (which can be fun). TPR and UR3 rubber are the most realistic feeling, I would avoid TPE though. Open ended is easier to clean, but closed ended creates more suction; although some toys you could put your thumb over the ending to create suction.
Beyond pocket pussies / strokers, there are pussy/ass masturbators (like pocket pussies, but larger and meant to be placed on the edge of a table), booty replicas (I recommend Pipedream Extreme FMS), chest replicas (great for titty fucking), and Torso Dolls (basically a solid sex doll without arms, legs or a head). Pipedream even started making transexual torso dolls that you and your bf could use together.
Pipedream Products Mega Masturbator, Fuck Me Silly https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W00E5S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Soz.CbJAMMSMD
It's actually this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Mega-Masturbator-Silly/dp/B006W00E5S?th=1&psc=1
The reason I know this is because my buddy showed me this hilarious Billy Mays style add for it from years ago. Guy even looks like a sketchy Billy Mays.
This Is actually excellent. Highly recommend.
Pipedream Products Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator/RD 174 https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B006W00E5S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_M206Y7DFFR2QGKMXNZGB
It's a Pipedream product, fairly expensive. But there is plenty of retailers that supply them.
Amazon sell them, here's a Link to one.
I'm about 99 percent sure thats actually the fuck me silly megamasturbator. Source: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W00E5S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_NTFB8PZD9NKRY7SC9FEP
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator with over 20lbs of Pussy and Ass is $291.
But I guess there are cheaper products out there too.
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Comment: /r/deals, 2018-11-24, "Realistic Vivid Raw Vibrating Bootylicious Masturbator for...", 1pts:
> If you want something bigger get one of the '[f*ck me silly](https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Mega-Masturbator-Silly/dp/B006W00E5S/ref=as_li_ss_tl?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B006W00E5S&pd_rd_r=f2...
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> Also loving this one of Abby Essien https://imgur.com/a/fEZvx from the same [calendar](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/The-Sun-Page-3-2001-Calendar-Very-Rare-Collectors-Ft-Jakki-Degg-NEW-MINT/253424090658?has...
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> you're right, this is big hair
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> The whole demeaning thing is in his head, you can thank society for that. For some reason it's totally ok for chicks to take it in the ass, but if a guy does it, oh geez, he must be a sissy gay boy...
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