Poetic Meter & Poetic Form from this list seems close to what I wanted -- not on Kindle, unfortunately.
For the time being, I've picked up It Was the best of Sentences, It Was the Worst of Sentences. it seems like it's more of a cursory introduction, but the table of contents is super creatively/well done, IMO.
"Here's a sentence that turned up in something I was given to copy-edit"
>While the boast show is predictably crowded over the weekends, holding the event over Thanksgiving for the second consecutive year positively impacts the flow of attendees over the closing weekend, which is traditionally the busiest.
Then he does this:
Anyhow, "cursory" isn't necessarily bad -- it'll be a nice starting point