I wonder if a blowgun would deflate them bad boys.
Wow this is a tough one!
This year I'm getting my brother this so maybe they'd like that, accompanied with a dart board with a pic of someone they hate on it? I mean, what guy doesn't like shooting darts at something.
I get that the 'snacks' gift seems lame, but maybe something like this would feel a little more 'gifty'.
Do they like sriracha? Some people are crazy about that stuff. If so maybe a gift basket of a few bottles of it, sriracha chips, sriracha beef jerky, sriracha peas. All of that can be found on amazon or any regular grocery store.
Does he like grilling? I found these cedar grilling planks a while ago, they seem super cool and not everyone who grills has even heard of them.
Is he into funny stuff? I've gotten my dad Jim Gaffigan books for a bunch of holidays. He's pretty funny while still sort of 'family friendly'. They're on amazon too.
Hopefully one of these might work?! Good luck!!
A blowgun on Amazon will set you back $15. It's great fun to use and I almost guarantee it won't be replicated.
I just found the blowgun I bought in high school. I forgot how much fun this thing is. For anyone that's interested, they're absurdly cheap on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003NEVP36