Heres what you do.
First you're going to need to buy some of these. Since these come in packs of 3 with varying sizes they are perfect.
Make sure you work your way up to the biggest one as fast as possible. I mean you need to be doing this 24/7 to make sure that you break all the elasticity in there.
Then you need to start doing weekend drives to Colorado or Seattle or w/e you can buy some dirt cheap bud. Buy only the strongest ones that give the best Physical High and Mental High, you want both types. Stick them where no one will find them, don't wanna get caught bringing them across the border.
Then you want to go on this application and advertise your services. Plus, you'll have some good dirt cheap weed to start your new smoking habit with.
You're welcome.