Are you me? It is either that or coffee house hipster fellow.
Also, there exists a game called Pretty Pretty Princess, I played that (and won) once way back when with my little sister ~ core memory unlocked (I didn't hate it as much as I "should have")
Edit: If you are curious ~ Pretty Pretty Princess the Game (Amazon link)
My bearded husband used to play Pretty Pretty Princess with our daughters. You go around the board and land on the right spaces to collect jewelry which you then wear during the game; the winner gets to wear the crown.
No pictures allowed.
Somebody get that woman a Pretty Pretty Princess game ASAP.
It'll save everyone time, money, and aggravation.
I used to play Pretty Pretty Princess with my sister. No shame, everyone does silly stuff as a kid.
Pretty Pretty Princess or Clue.
Pretty, pretty Princess?p.s. holy shit, I can't believe this thing is going for $90 these days!
I'd be the roomie filming it all for youtube. Then I'd host a viewing / drinking party. Rainbow alcoholic fruit smoothings for everyone! I'd even make you your own pretty pretty pink unicorn princess cup to drink from. And because we're all so awesome, here's the game we'd be modifying into our drinking game for the night.