I just got this and love it! http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Rebellious-Ryan-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=sx_rw_mw_p_z_bs_1?pf_rd_p=2148458722&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_t=9701&pf_rd_s=ranking-widget&pf_rd_r=05MET0XE1WP0CPXG3V7T&pf_rd_i=dildo

Yes, I'm sure. Here's the link. This is what amazon shows me as the top and it over 2,000 reviews. Show me one with more reviews than this and I'll believe otherwise.

Send him a biiiig prank. I would reccomend Ship Your Enemies Glitter, or this. Be sure to send it with a prank message, like "Hey man heard you were having a little problem. Here ya go friend" with it.

I did something similar earlier this year. I kind of went too big with my first one, I ended up getting a Rebellious Ryan, https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005PQLV8O. It was too large to get in, so I ended up getting a Hung Harvey :https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BYH5PRQ. They smelled a little rubbery but not too bad. I expected a little bit of a smell due to the amazon reviews anyway.

That was still pretty big but with some patience and persistence, I got it in. The "pop" and then feeling of being filled up was amazing. It hurt a little when I pulled it back out, but after a few times I was able to fuck myself with ease. Additionally, after warming up with Harvey, I was able to get Ryan in there. I actually prefer Harvey though, the more bulbous head feels great. One thing I ended up doing was turning it balls up so that the ridge on the top of the head rubbed against my prostate, which was a very unique feeling.

I agree with both the shame and the thrill part. Part of me, as I had Harvey in my ass and Ryan in my mouth, was thinking "Just look at you" but on the other hand, holy shit it was pretty intense. I'm getting a little aroused just thinking of it.

Knowing they are hidden in my house and that they would be found if anything ever happened to me is a little scary too. I've gotten to the point where I'm about to throw them out just in case, but then I never do.

OK, I can't believe I'm doing this, but...

The #1 best seller in the "Dildos" category on Amazon[1] is listed as having a weight of 1.5 pounds. This actually seems high to me, but having never bought a dildo, who knows.

The kinetic energy of such a dildo at 400 m/s is 1/2 * (1.5 lbs * lb/kg) * (400 km/s)^2 = 24.7 GJ.

That's slightly less than 6 tons of TNT[3]. That puts it in the range of smaller conventional bombs[4]. I'm having trouble finding the exact details (and starting to get worried about my search history) but my guess is it'd be enough to destroy a building (in terms of raw energy output) but not take down a block.

However - and I'm just going off my gut feel here- I think it's far more likely to serve as a penetrating (Ha! Get it?) projectile (similar to a bullet). With this level of kinetic energy, it's several orders of magnitude more powerful than a fired tank shell[5] but significantly less powerful than various concepts for orbital kinetic bombardment systems[6] (also known as "Rods from God") which are in the 12-120 tons of TNT range.

But, the wiki doesn't really talk about how the energy is dispersed, and I don't have any references to speculate further. If anyone has any data on projectile effects with regard to penetration (get it?!) vs. dispersal, feel free to continue this line of thought.

Wow... can't believe I did this...

TL;DR: If you want to level a city with a dildo going at super-orbital speeds, you're going to need a huge dildo (and figure out how to model its penetration forces).

[1] http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Personal-Care-Dildos/zgbs/hpc/676319011/

[2] http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Rebellious-Ryan-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=zg_bs_676319011_1

[3] http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=24.7+GJ+in+tons+of+TNT

[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNT_equivalent

[5] http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/ww2-general/ww2-tank-gun-comparison-10386.html

[6] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

It's great if you want firm prostate pressure. I'd recommend a dual density dildo such as this one https://www.amazon.com/Rebellious-Ryan-Inch-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O

the dildo is the rebellious ryan found on amazon here

https://www.amazon.com/Rebellious-Ryan-Inch-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ryan&qid=1559387265&s=hpc&sr=1-1&th=1

Amazon

It says 2 inches, but it’s really 2.2, good luck!

Mine would kill you, it's a stretcher SexFlesh Rebellious Ryan 9 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_imjxCbD7PNGPB

Here's the dildo I had https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_RYZ4ybBZHYDZB What would you recommend based on my experience?

Highly recommend this one hun

Thanks guys, especially @tantricsuck, for the detailed feedback. It's interesting that you mentioned about the revo, in a sucky not-good way, because I was leaning to get it next month (yes, even sex toy need a budget, else I will go bankrupt :p). If only the Pro Homme doesn't have those crazy spiky bloody bits, it would be perfect :(

From my limited experience, I feel like the tip need to have a lot of contact area so it can hit my prostate. That was why the Aneros didn't work. They make it so it only hit an exact spot and will work for most, not all, people physic.

Loki Wave, and Spartan: they look interesting, although I'm worried they may not work. @idrawvaginas, can you give more review? did you achieve orgasm or hand-free cum with it :)?

njoy pure wand: I haven't tried it yet for the reason you mentioned, as I suspected it's easier for couple play

Lelo Hugo: Does it vibrate on the top or just the bottom. My issue with vibration is they usually vibrate at the base, what's good is that for me :(?

I also look at the dildo, was contemplating this http://smile.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Rebellious-Ryan-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 consider many reviews mention about prostate :p. Or this http://smile.amazon.com/RealSkin-American-Whopper-Flexible-Ballsy/dp/B00FZNNOOG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

If only they let us try and return or exchange :(

EDIT: Or maybe I just save up for the Sybian lol? The vids at CumClinic look so hot

I should hope so considering that they sell them... http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B005PQLV8O/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005PQLV8O?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00

This is the dilldo if anyone was interested.

number 1 best seller

http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Rebellious-Ryan-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005PQLV8O/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1436992615&sr=1-1&keywords=dildo

I highly recommend it. Feeeeels good

Is that a Rebellious Ryan? I own the same one. It was great at first, but after a year I've found it makes my ass burn :(