Red Ranger Came Calling
https://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490
A better explanation.
Perhaps just a long torrent of joyful fiberry but definitely worth the read. My favorite Christmas book Ever!
This is from that book!
Edit: titled Red Ranger Came Calling
https://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490
Please read: http://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490 and then this article: http://komonews.com/news/local/vashon-mystery-how-did-the-bike-become-embedded-in-the-tree and then tell me there is no supreme being.
Red Ranger Came Calling. Fantastic book. All of his kids books are really good. I think I like them much more then my kids, actually.