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Might be able to pop the seat off and cap the tube.
My family used to get a Land’s End catalog, I think, and there was one of these in the back. I didn’t even have a place to use it but I wanted it so bad.
Anyway, here’s here’s the Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00004WCI0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_93TMGYH4TVN6HG45T2QP
DLCs give you Access to New content. That doesn't exist in Eve. We all have access to everything, as Omegas. Sometimes the higher level content is blocked by other players or perceived as such but it's there, for every client.
Sure, Eve is a sandbox but a sandbox that has no tools, no content, no toys, nothing new, how fun is that? Most of us don't play in the sandbox with the excavators anymore. https://www.amazon.com/Big-Dig-Ride-on-working-Crane/dp/B00004WCI0?th=1 We moved on. How much of a sandbox would Eve be if you couldn't undock, there were no ships? Not much of one. So you gotta have ships in a space game. New ships too. Battleships aren't the biggest ships in the game.
Then there is content. For how many years can you do the exact same thing in FW before it gets boring AF? Or level 4 missions? Or Abyssals? It's repetition, repetition, repetition. Gatecamping for the 500th time. You gotta add something.
If the vets are unhappy and bored, what kind of signal does that send to new players? Why would the newbros invest years into Eve? Because that is how skilltraining works, it's gated access to content. But it's the same tired, old content.
Imagine if vets were stoked about some new content. "Yes, come on in newbro, join our corp. We wont shoot you, we need you for this new content, this new endeavor we are going on, we want a piece of the pie and establish a beachhead".
When you have nothing new to sell, all you can sell is old boots.
Okay I’m just going to throw a giant list at you, I’ll be working on it and editing it :)
Dirt Related Toys
Kinetic Sand, Construction Site Folding Sandbox Playset with Vehicle and 2lbs, for Kids Aged 3 and up https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B084BNW2PW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_XARG99E0C2H7H9JZ4KTE
Dig a Dozen Dino Egg Dig Kit - Easter Egg Dinosaur Toys for Kids - Dig up 12 Eggs & Discover Surprise Dinosaurs. Science STEM Activities - Educational Gifts for Boys & Girls Age 3-5 5-7 8-12 Year Old https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07H9GY33H/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_J3T4ZXVAHW1EHJSWBP77
Blippi related toys
Blippi doll https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07Y91P7Q6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_E2BZAP9J0RT2EHEFZ2D0
Blippi Talking Figure, 9-inch Articulated Toy with 8 Sounds and Phrases, Poseable Figure Inspired by Popular YouTube Edutainer, Blue https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08FXTXKDJ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_5H9YC2EXMF33Z5Y7B9P6
Crayola Scribble Scrubbie Safari Animals Tub Set, Toys for Girls & Boys, Gift for Kids, Age 3, 4, 5, 6 https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07MWVDK5N/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_2VTEA8WWSDAEYMJQACJC
Bath color tablets or bath bombs
Amazon for $40
I found a Big Dig we can all approve.
Christ I'm going nuts.