I don't remember how I came across it, but you can buy Canned Pork Brains on amazon. Little 5 oz. can, but look at the nutrition information - over a thousand percent of your daily value of cholesterol!
They sell it in a can!
https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE
Brains are extraordinarily high in cholesterol but if you're curious you could always order them off Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE
Yeah I'd avoid brains for the prion reason alone. But when looking at this for a joke gift I was alarmed by the cholesterol (~10 times the recommended daily amount).
I’ve only ever seen cans on the internet. The cholesterol level is off the charts.
Rose pork brains:
https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE
Ha! You think I am not prepared? Here ya go. (admittedly not human but we will take what we can get. right?) https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE[Rose Pork Brains in Milk Gravy](https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE)
I'm told Hormel's product is sweeter, but a little pricier. https://www.amazon.com/Rose-Pork-Brains-Gravy-Ounce/dp/B00FHIAIIE
Came across this one no thanks Rose Pork Brains with Milk Gravy 5 Ounce Cans (4 Cans Per Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FHIAIIE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JwZ1BbMB81P54
Delicious Pork Brains in Milk Gravy
Delicious Pork Brains in Milk Gravy
I feel a sudden urge to go buy a couple cans of pork brains.