Satan's Blood is mostly capsaicin extract with a little red wine vinegar thrown in. I made an entire pot of chili just this side of inedible with about four drops once.
Of course I ate it anyway. Duh.
https://www.amazon.com/Satans-Blood-Chile-Extract-Sauce/dp/B007P643GE
Reminds me of the my neighbor in my last apartment. He collected a few bottles of hot sauce over the years but never used them. One day (completely oblivious) he decided to marinate chicken drum sticks in Satan's Blood. The next day he started grilling said chicken and invited 3 other neighbors and me over for BBQ. It smelled savory and we dove in not knowing the pain that would ensue. Each of us only made it through one bite before chaos broke out. In hindsight I realized it was hilarious as we all were eating ice cream out of the same tub for the next 15-20 minutes.
Add some super hot chilli extract like this Satan's Blood Chile Pepper Extract Hot Sauce, 1.35 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007P643GE/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_58CGD9S9FHNH6ZPT4KC5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 you'll not only get revenge on whoever is stealing your stuff but everyone around will be able to watch the theif suffer
You need to try Satan's Blood Hot Sauce. One drop is enough for any recipe.
I don't know of anywhere local that might have it, but you can get it on Amazon:
https://smile.amazon.com/Satans-Blood-Chile-Extract-Sauce/dp/B007P643GE
Should pick up some Satan's Blood for him. That shit is basically bottled pain.
Been carying my bottle of Mega Death Sauce for years.
Then I also have Satan's blood to kick it up a notch...