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You forgot about its cum-panion book, Semenology, full of a bunch of cock-tails that you can't order at most bars.
I've been party to giving both as a gift before, I recommend it. Also been tempted to leave it on bookshelves in the restaurant dining room before.
Now this is in my Amazon suggestions.
I can't lie, I might buy it.
Omg there's a mixology one
gem from the frequently bought together section.
Just buy this and leaving it in plain site, tell him you appreciate him doing the cooking and that when he decides to cook you feel it’s only fair that you make the drinks.
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Hahahaha, look through the rest of that guy's portfolio. Oh man.
And... click this if you dare... And that Amazon book listing should probably not be viewed at work.
Maybe it's the taste, or your diet is poor. Maybe she hates the texture, or smell or something. Maybe she feels like it would make her slutty or dirty but not in sexy way. A lot of those behavioral response can be changed by slowly exposing the person to the act, or by pairing it with rewarding stimuli (and this goes for practically anything you guys want to try). So, going the slow route, get her to let your cum in her mouth, which she can immediately spit out on to you or wherever is easiest -- just provide quick escape. Then step it up to her keeping it in her mouth. Then try snowballing. Then once she's comfortable with all that, go up to full swallowing. If you choose to go the other route, you've got to turn her on while she's doing the act. Maybe even do something like make drinks from this book first before going full-on load down the throat. But in your creativity, be very rewarding. Compliment her, tell her how hot you find it all, etc. And once you're done, remember to post-sex decompose -- cuddle and reiterate how it made you feel, help her get clean and comfortable, etc. Until you talk with her, you don't know how she truly feels about it, and even then that may not be what it truly is, so expressing your love and attraction to her even after sex is done is almost more important than anything else.
In case OP wants books with larger text...
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
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I got a whole book of recipes.
No, Literally: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
Maybe you're getting interested in mixology... https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jHDtAb44JTTB8
This was the White Elephant gift I gave this year and it got a good reaction from my quite demented friends.
Does Fotie tend bar there?
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There are at least 2 books dealing with semen cooking on Amazon right now.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
Hát van aki szerint a geci csak egy egzotikus összetevő...
You are missing an absolute gem in your cumpilation here.
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
Yes, that is a book about how to make various cummy cocktails.
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I mean, that’s an option.
There's also Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook if you need something to drink with dinner
Theres a COCKtail one as well But thats just adding cum to already mixed cocktails.
Not imaginative at all
Maybe you can put it in other people's mouths
Paul Photenhauer thinks otherwise. Check out his book: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook.
Instructions perfectly clear, you just got them mixed up with instructions from this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
It greatly depends on his diet/medication . It can be sweet, salty, bitter.
However, this: http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
Well given that this exists: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228
I guess it is fine...
> He may just put her head in the fridge, so he's got someone to say hello to when he's reaching for a coke or a cum-shake.
Or a Macho Mojito.
One of many wonderful recipes available to the discerning bartender in this book.
They have one for mixed drinks as well. Written by the same guy.
Properly prepared...
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Also, there's this: http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
>Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail.
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