{"product":{"product_id":"1482605228","title":"Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook (Semen cooking)","price":"22.95","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/411smetNhhL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228"},"comments":[{"body":"You forgot about its cum-panion book, [Semenology](https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_K8XXMD72M3KKVQM3XGKM), full of a bunch of cock-tails that you can't order at most bars.\r\n\r\nI've been party to giving both as a gift before, I recommend it. Also been tempted to leave it on bookshelves in the restaurant dining room before.","subreddit_name":"MakeMeSuffer","author":"c-lab21"},{"body":"Now [this](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=1482605228\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=W5F2D6NXHNSCNSHFVEPB\u0026amp;pd_rd_w=9jPPW\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=efuhm\u0026amp;psc=1\u0026amp;refRID=W5F2D6NXHNSCNSHFVEPB) is in my Amazon suggestions.\r\n\r\nI can't lie, I might buy it.","subreddit_name":"sexover30","author":"FeralSexKayak"},{"body":"Omg there's a [mixology one](https://www.amazon.ca/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_aw_fbt_img_1/145-2082374-6949369?pd_rd_w=ruVxt\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=44c507fe-d441-4b85-8f02-7683c65dfc08\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=079CSR20D01YXCVJPKWV\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=c21a1a51-df1f-44fe-9b42-e3cb233832cd\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=4suQi\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=1482605228\u0026amp;psc=1)","subreddit_name":"queensofleague","author":"bootybeautique"},{"body":"[gem](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_aw_fbt_img_1/132-5066845-8790004?pd_rd_w=VWxiF\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=0ac31943-e5c4-4aef-ab7b-6ab45d3ad9aa\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=HWVY5E86FZC8N8GKD7J8\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=9aa7e623-bfa8-4f3b-8259-fa6796254d27\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=g8Cjb\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=1482605228\u0026amp;psc=1) from the frequently bought together section.","subreddit_name":"awfuleverything","author":"elenathebat"},{"body":"[Puke](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_img_2/141-6526486-8700366?_encoding=UTF8\u0026amp;pd_rd_i=1482605228\u0026amp;pd_rd_r=6e8c362d-5d71-4a94-b93f-9b4ed6324350\u0026amp;pd_rd_w=wXt95\u0026amp;pd_rd_wg=TNjqM\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=f325d01c-4658-4593-be83-3e12ca663f0e\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=KA5P1TK4KSFSJVNRVW26\u0026amp;psc=1\u0026amp;refRID=KA5P1TK4KSFSJVNRVW26)","subreddit_name":"LivestreamFail","author":"absalom86"},{"body":"Just buy this and leaving it in plain site, tell him you appreciate him doing the cooking and that when he decides to cook you feel it’s only fair that you make the drinks.\r\n\r\nSemenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_SshoFbT3SPYNR","subreddit_name":"tifu","author":"Trisk13"},{"body":"Hahahaha, look through the rest of that guy's portfolio. Oh man. \r\n\r\nAnd... [click this](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=cooking+with+semen\u0026amp;qid=1581357859\u0026amp;sr=8-5) if you dare... And that Amazon book listing should probably not be viewed at work.","subreddit_name":"selfpublish","author":"Gravlox15"},{"body":"Maybe it's the taste, or your diet is poor. Maybe she hates the texture, or smell or something. Maybe she feels like it would make her slutty or dirty but not in sexy way. A lot of those behavioral response can be changed by slowly exposing the person to the act, or by pairing it with rewarding stimuli (and this goes for practically anything you guys want to try). So, going the slow route, get her to let your cum in her mouth, which she can immediately spit out on to you or wherever is easiest -- just provide quick escape. Then step it up to her keeping it in her mouth. Then try snowballing. Then once she's comfortable with all that, go up to full swallowing. If you choose to go the other route, you've got to turn her on while she's doing the act. Maybe even do something like make drinks from this [book](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;camp=1789\u0026amp;creative=9325\u0026amp;creativeASIN=1482605228\u0026amp;linkCode=as2\u0026amp;tag=cookiwithcum-20) first before going full-on load down the throat. But in your creativity, be very rewarding. Compliment her, tell her how hot you find it all, etc. And once you're done, remember to post-sex decompose -- cuddle and reiterate how it made you feel, help her get clean and comfortable, etc. Until you talk with her, you don't know how she truly feels about it, and even then that may not be what it truly is, so expressing your love and attraction to her even after sex is done is almost more important than anything else.","subreddit_name":"sex","author":"ulfrpsion"},{"body":"In case OP wants books with larger text...\r\n\r\nSemenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228\r\n\r\nRIP my Amazon search history.","subreddit_name":"Cooking","author":"Zarinya"},{"body":"I got a whole book of recipes. \r\n\r\nNo, Literally: [Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228)","subreddit_name":"bartenders","author":"a_monomaniac"},{"body":"Maybe you're getting interested in mixology... https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jHDtAb44JTTB8\r\n\r\nThis was the White Elephant gift I gave this year and it got a good reaction from my quite demented friends.","subreddit_name":"JUSTNOMIL","author":"UnicornPrincess-"},{"body":"Does [Fotie](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228#immersive-view_1558459247257) tend bar there?","subreddit_name":"WeWantPlates","author":"bathroomstalin"},{"body":"Frequently bought with\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_Mjd5CbXVX71E0","subreddit_name":"trashy","author":"FerralWombat"},{"body":"You can use semen [everywhere](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228)!","subreddit_name":"lifehacks","author":"clearfur"},{"body":"Don’t miss my [follow up ](https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228)","subreddit_name":"Random_Acts_Of_Amazon","author":"sassylittlespoon"}]}