This reminds me of Shatnerquake: https://www.amazon.com/Shatnerquake-Jeff-Burk/dp/1933929820
Have you read ShatnerQuake?
Regarding #6, that looks like a bizarro book.^* There's a whole bunch of them, look at https://www.bizarrocentral.com/bizarro-books/ for more.
Personally I found Jeff Burk's Shatnerquake to be rather amusing.
Kevin Donihe's Night of the Assholes started out as a nice zombie spoof, but it went off the rails towards the end.
Jeff Burk's Cripple Wolf was a great bang for the buck with 7 different stories collected together.
* Yup, published in 2011.
Sounds kind of like a reverse Shatnerquake.
This has sorta kinda been done, only with characters and not with actors.
It reminds me of a Jeff Burk novel called "Shatnerquake", where all the characters played by William Shatner are out to get the real William Shatner.
Sex sells. You know? The books feel like some cross between a Troma film fan fiction.
In fact, Bizarro Central describes Bizarro as:
Other great Bizarro authors include Jeff Burk, Mykle Hansen, and Cameron Pierce.
It's really fun stuff, in the way that art house films and dropping acid are really fun stuff.
Shatnerquake
A good mix of weird and hyper-violence.
Yeah it sure does suck how books like this don't exist
Wait, what was your point again?