I sometimes wear clothing that keeps them guessing as to my exact exact identity as a person, but I'll talk very eloquently to keep them intrigued.
This is a go to
I think the CIA’s Director of Disguise recommends this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN6S7KW
I feel like a genius now.
Skeleteen Disguise Glasses with Nose - Groucho Marx Funny Old Man Glasses - 1 Piece https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN6S7KW/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_0VK1YMNCYWF7XRAEYTSQ
I'm not even hungry and I thought of a way lol