What is Reddit's opinion of Smiffy's Men's Borat Mankini?

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Someone should come out with a pattern for Borat's bathing suit (this, if you haven't seen the movie, link NSFW-ish) with Icelandic Lopi as the suggested yarn. That would be super manly.

"Mankini" typically refers to the type of thing Borat wore (Or strippers).

https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

So like... technically not too different from a bikini, but probably a bit less 'acceptable' for most people.

I've never actually seen a "Mankini" that had a separate top and bottom. Probably just because males don't have to hide their chest.

Miehille pakollinen mankini, ei näy nännit.

https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

This should work.

this

I don't know a woman who wouldn't turn her head to look.

Use this for most comfort!

Wear gear https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

It's the early beefcake version of a wrestling singlet.

Or the ancestor of the Borat Mankini.

https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

This?

Also for what it's worth, pranks are 99% of the time fake because often pranks are illegal to do in public and/or could result in serious consequences. I.E. actually starting fights is likely to get you fucked up.

> I’m intrigued as to what swimming trousers are?

You can buy them on amazon

Wear one of these to assert dominance: https://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Mens-Borat-Mankini/dp/B005HMHNX8

Lachappa in a mankini

OP should have worn a mankini on top of it.