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1st Apr 2017

Congrats man! That's a lot of caps! In fact, if you were to donate ten caps to every baby in England & Wales born in 2015 who shares my name, **Tyler**, you would have **520** remaining which is the area code for **Tuscon, AZ** and the vast majority of southern AZ. In the 520 area code are Superior (w/ population **2916**), Cornville (**3335**), Sells (**2799**), and Arivaca (**909**). If you add the population of these 4 areas, you get ** 9959**. When you get how many caps you have minus that number, we get

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If you think you have it, you'll find out if you were right or wrong in a couple seconds... That number **323** could be given a slash and would look like a date we already mentioned... You guessed it, that date is **March 23rd**. This is about to get really weird... **An event took place on March 23rd in both Frederick County, VA and Winchester, VA**. If we do some searching on Google, we find out that on **March 23rd, 1862** in those counties, there was an event known as the '** First Battle of Kernstown**.' At this battle, General Stonewall

So I decided to just run numbers and see if they could help me find a crack in this conspiracy case. Your combined post and comment karma (**1111**) minus mine (**753**) = **358**. Your top 3 submitted posts have an average karma of **50**. If I take 50 more away, we get **308**, which we may use soon. If we look at your profile and sort by 'top,' your top post has 3 numbers associated in it: **57** (karma), **18** (comments), and **8** (months). If we multiply these together we get **8208**. If we subtract the number got just a minute ago, 308, from 8208 we get **7900**. I decided to take another look at your account and I ended up just staring at it for a while. Then, all of the sudden, it stuck out like a sore thumb: your post karma is a **palindrome :O** So I decided to multiply your post karma (**242**) by **7900** and it equals a huge number of 1911800. I thought this number was big on purpose, but I couldn't figure out why... I then went to YouTube and searched '**NEUhusky sass**' and found this video: **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouRrKt4kQWE** at the time of this comment, this video has **450** views. I took 450 and divided it by the sum of the digits of the date and the digits of the length (2+2+4+2+0+1+5+2+3+4=25). **450/25 is 18**. I then understood, it was really clear as day /u/NEUhusky. I must add 18 to 1911800 to get ** 1911818**. I imagine how you felt when you got your 10,000th cap is similar to how I felt when I realized 1911818 isn't one number, but 5.

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