What is Reddit's opinion of Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery?

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For those who do not understand the reference

So, in case you’ve never heard the story of sugar free haribo gummy bears, they are supposed to have an effect on your bowels.

If you’ve never read the reviews on Amazon for them, I highly recommend. Do yourselves a favor and read the reviews. I die laughing everytime and totally forgot about it until your post. Thanks! Haha

Enjoy.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

Btw, malitol is also what they use in sugar free gummi bears. You should read some of these reviews.

Even the infamous maltilol gummy bears don't make people vomit, even after consuming significantly higher doses than what you ate.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd wager money on 'it was something else'.

Well it normally would come out the entrance but instead it comes out the exit. Amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears are pretty descriptive. Some dude even uploaded a picture of his skidmark underwear https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WncrFbGT3QQJX

Great if you are needing to cut a lot of water weight before a weigh in I bet

Sugar free candy is a thing. They use sugar alcohols as a sweetener that will cause you to shit your guts out of you're not careful with how much you injest. Want a good laugh? Read these Amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

Just because Haribo pulled them doesn't mean other manufacturers stopped making gummy bears with maltitol.

For those who are looking for them. Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_LqL-DbQZ5326J

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS?th=1

Please read the reviews here and reassess that statement :D

Lmao. Send them these.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/

Read the reviews to find out why.

It’s true! If you want to laugh, read the Amazon reviews of sugar-free gummies 😂 Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DQNhFbNBZVTWC

These reviews are also just too good. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_vote_lft?ie=UTF8&voteInstanceId=R22LA4EA9C7RRQ&voteValue=1&csrfT=ghO%2B0sLDofZViFPgcAH1HwO8EjZQYBzm%2BVKy2%2FgAAAABAAAAAF83WeVyYXcAAAAA%2B4kUEk%2F7iMGR3xPcX6iU&returnFromLogin=1&th=1#customerReviews

Those Amazon reviews are pure gold :

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_BekcGb1FDADWP

Haribo don't sell em, but you don't have to go far to find another company selling them

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

You can get those on amazon actually they're called 5 Lbs of Sugar Free Gummy Bears:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

The reviews have some pretty legit comedic writing

Truth!

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears+5lb+bag&qid=1595523419&sprefix=Sugar+free+gumm&sr=8-1#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

Send her some of these

If you need something that's also pretty funny: https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm\_cr\_arp\_d\_product\_top?ie=UTF8

The reviews explain the simptomps quite well and are incredibly funnx.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

 

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Also Amazon: 5 lb sugar free gummy bears

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm\_cr\_arp\_d\_bdcrb\_top?ie=UTF8

Here ya go https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm\_cr\_arp\_d\_product\_top?ie=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm\_cr\_arp\_d\_pdt\_img\_top?ie=UTF8

cut a lot of calories and cardio. Eat a lot of sugar free gummy bears

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/

He ate those while drinking Starbucks Frappucino Chilled Iced Coffee.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ will fix this problem for you

As someone else pointed out, it's a known side effect of consuming sugar alcohols. Check out the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#customerReviews

Have you read the reviews on Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery Those are horror storys that are actually good.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

These can give people the shits

[if you like sweets ;)](www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_FPBjFb1SW5FDV)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_FPBjFb1SW5FDV

The 'sugar free gummy bears' reviews on Amazon are famous for their colorful descriptions of just these issues...

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=sugar%2Bfree%2Bharibo%2Bgummy%2Bbears&qid=1599671969&sr=8-2&th=1

Apparently the reviews on Amazon for haribo sugar free gummy bears are just horror stories of people shitting themselves.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

If I win I will take it as a sign that I must buy a GTX 1070 Ti .... or $300 worth of those gummy bears that make you shit.

They only wish that they had been....

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

Read the reviews.

Do not get these, L.A. Beast (competitive eater) did a challenge and ate a whole bag at once - he said it was the worst challenge ever - and he's done some fucked up shit.

> "It Feels Like Mount Saint Helen's Just Exploded From My butt hole....Why? Oh Why? - L.A. BEAST

His amazon review.