What is Reddit's opinion of Swingline Stapler, 747 Iconic Desktop Stapler, 25 Sheet Capacity, Desk, Office, Rio Red (74736)?

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One of my sisters used to teach high school, so for christmas that year I got her a red Swingline stapler. She said she ended up cable locking it to her desk to keep the kids from taking it.

I think every teacher should have one.

https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Capacity-Business-Desktop/dp/B0006HUQZ6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1525895012&sr=8-3&keywords=red+stapler

Amazon has it for half the price. I bought mine there. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006HUQZ6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mSCiybNQG20XT

You should have enough $$ leftover to buy a Jump to Conclusions mat, and also one of these bad boys.

https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Iconic-Desktop-Capacity/dp/B0006HUQZ6/

It's not identical to Milton's, but a Swingline 747 in red makes a nice gift

They are normally shitty gifts.

The "best" one I ever got was a shitty shirt with a giant kitten and lasers and shit Something like this but it wasn't this exactly

My actual favorite was a Red Swingline Stapler which you'll know about if you see Office Space. Swingline didn't make red staplers until this movie made them a thing.

To be precise, the Swingline 747 in Rio red!

https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Iconic-Desktop-Capacity/dp/B0006HUQZ6

In my office I have a red stapler. A Swingline.

This stapler is the best. I have bought 2 in the last 8 years and I have 150 7th graders use it every day.

https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Capacity-Business-Desktop/dp/B0006HUQZ6/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_229_tr_t_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=YXQSQWHG9RA0KBZJ88SR

https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Business-Capacity-Desktop/dp/B0006HUQZ6

Thanks for the years of service. Have this: https://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Business-Capacity-Desktop/dp/B0006HUQZ6

This and these. I know they both aren't technically for life, but I expect them to last a damn long time with my light use.

I got mine for $12.99 on amazon.

direct link to product: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006HUQZ6

It can be yours for $13.99

edit: Check out the other 3 colors!

http://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Collectors-Business-Stapler-S7074736E/dp/B0006HUQZ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1279572688&sr=8-1

and for later, matches.

It says "Commemorative."

Somebody walked into Walgreen's, bought a case of canes, stuck em in plastic cases and shipped them off to affiliates. Hey check this out:

http://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Limited-Edition-Business-S7074736E/dp/B0006HUQZ6

A "Commemorative" stapler from the set of Office Space!