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Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica)?
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81 reviews of this product found across Reddit:
I misread that as 'fuck dinosaurs' and thought of this book.
Also, you would be surprised how infrequently dinosaur erotica comes up on reddit so that I can drop a link to that book!
What the fuck are you talking about????
This is the highest form of literature in all of human history!!!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
> When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.
I wanted to suggest some of my/my friends favorites that I thought are easy to get into. Gotta suggest smoother stuff before getting into the masterpieces like "Taken by the T-Rex"
Allow me to introduce you to "Taken by the T-Rex"
Without light there would be no shadow, without hunger there would be no satiation, and without pain... Well, enjoy your books more now.
Though, everyone should really read the reviews.
give me one example on how this could ever possibly be considered relevant to the future.
tell me how this is any more relevant than any single twitter post or any facebook post ever written and I'll eat my hat (I won't really, thats just an expression)
give me one example on how this could ever possibly be considered relevant to the future.
tell me how this is any more relevant than any single twitter post or any facebook post ever written and I'll eat my hat (I won't really, thats just an expression)
> I literally judge books by their god damn cover. Saves time, I don't expect "taken by t-rex" https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO to have the secrets of the universe within.
In one case, you've determined a book is bad because you don't agree with the politics of its author. In another case, you've successfully determined a fucking erotica novel doesn't have secrets of the universe in it.
The fallacy of false analogy is strong with you.
>God damn, that's literally judging a book by its cover.
I literally judge books by their god damn cover. Saves time, I don't expect "taken by t-rex" https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO to have the secrets of the universe within.
>There is nothing quite like intentional ignorance because I disagree with someones political stances. The only feasible way you could understand why their positions are wrong is to know them first. You're skipping that step and just making giant assumptions because you have it "all figured out".
I asked someone 3 comments ago made a radical claim without evidence, I asked about it, a suggestion to read 600 page book is not an argument.
Otherwise I could suggest "democracy the god that failed" by hoppe; anytime I run into someone who suggests democracy as a solution to a problem, its an incredibly boring book on an equally boring topic by someone with yet another title that again no one should give a shit about; I don't do this as I respect your time enough to stick to shorter if less formal arguments; I'd like the same respect.
Like this you mean?
Plus where else can you conveniently get dinosaur erotica. The future is now!
Yeah, sorry someone already has a lock on the saurian sex market. Taken by the T-Rex is a classic. :)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
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Considering how there's dinosaur erotica on Amazon, I wouldn't be surprised if this severely misguided woman actually wrote and published a book.
The premise for this book, and the first couple of reviews on Amazon are the best thing I have ever read.
Here is a story about a woman fucking a T Rex available on Amazon.
You literally can't be worse than that.
Dom: Where's Letty?
Tej: She's been Taken by the T-rex!
Letty: Once you go lizard you never go...
...
Bah. I'm no good at this.
I just leave this here...
Did someone say tyrannosaurus sex?
Here's a great read for you: https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
https://i.imgur.com/RjhgRowh.jpg. Also...just because of your username, I have something for you:
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
> Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
> It does.
> Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.
Also, that is now in my amazon history. I hope my gf doesn't need to order anything from Prime anytime soon.
Ok then... This film definitely inspired those dinosaur romance novels on Amazon.
Have you considered self publishing as an e-book via amazon? You might be the next dino-erotica explosion.
you can read outside.
Here's an example of how much was hidden from you in the world of literature.
>not some executives wanting nothing to do with smut about children.
It's very likely not this either as there are literally dozens of harem ecchi comedy series for sale in anime, digital/paperback manga/light novel format right now on Amazon (DxD, To Love Ru, Shinmai, etc.). This misconception that they're suddenly interested in sexualized anime characters is just that, a misconception.
They sell far worse content in their erotica sections as well copious amounts of sex related content/items/books and the like. I'm talking Dinosaur Bestiality levels of bad.
If a handful of these manga/ln series were suddenly targeted as part of some executive moral agenda then there'd be thousand of things that were removed in addition, instead of the random few we have here.
This is not anything new for them. If you look into it they have a history of books and various other products that get removed literally at random. Content is almost irrelevant too. There's actually an entire litigation industry solely devoted to getting products put back on their marketplace after they have been removed. It's often really due to faulty AI/algorithm/auto-flagging that this happens to begin with, but sellers never get a straight answer because Amazon would rather lose out on a select few products from their algorithm then set a precedent for allowing removed products back onto their site. It's very difficult for people to get a straight answer from them.
Here's one example regarding self-published authors who had their stuff removed with no explanation in the same vein as this. The algorithms are often meant to prevent people from abusing their kindle unlimited program, but they're also in place to prevent people from advertising and gaming how they're found on the Amazon website. That is, appearing in certain recommendation lists or "because you purchased this you might like" lists and things like that.
I have Kindle, but the only thing I get on it are reading recommendations. Oh, and dinosaur erotica.
It must've been Taken By the T-Rex
There is a whole subgenre of dinosaur erotica, e.g.: https://www.amazon.de/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-English-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
Follow-up reading. Also available in audiobook
Could always be worse.
There is a third actually: christie sims.
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/gp/product/B00FI9JFFO/ref=dbs_a_def_awm_bibl_vppi_i0
Pretty sure there are some self published amazon books about that...yep here they are: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
>Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
It does.
Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-Pterodactyl-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00NP1NNR8
>Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mating-Raptor-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00OGT2F7W
>Marga was the Protectress, the city’s leader, charged with defending it against dinosaur attacks. It is her sworn duty to protect her city at all costs, even when a pack of velociraptors attack her and her men at a small, undermanned outpost outside of the city.
The battle is a vicious one, and after a daring maneuver to save a fellow soldier, she finds herself trapped by the pack leader, a powerful male. The creature captures the Protectress and takes her to his cave. Will this raptor make the Protectress his next meal? Or does the beast have different plans for the beautiful warrioress?
They're free through Kindle Unlimited if you want some hot dino x human woman action, and you're welcome.
Fuck that shit, get involved in probably the best book ever written.
why does asking a t-rex for sex remind me of this : https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
People write dinosaur erotica and apparently weirdos read it.... so, the possibilities are endless.
https://www.amazon.ca/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_2?
Look, you need to really step back. Stop going after the hardcore stuff, that shit will rot your brain. Some romantic reading is what you need.
Toph: "Wow, this Taken by the T-Rex book is really good!"
>things like this are the thought police on the left that constantly need to destroy anything they view as "hurtful wrong think" right?
Don't be that guy. There's just as much of that on the right with its puritanical views on sexuality and women having to be chaste and fully clothed until marriage and even then only for the "husband's" eyes only. Or that whole video games cause mass shootings nonsense created to detract from creating gun control laws and pinning it on the gaming industry instead.
There's still a plethora of sexualized anime content that you can buy on Amazon right now. Plenty of harem ecchi series and the like in all their uncensored glory via anime/manga/light novel format (DxD, Shinmai, To Love Ru, etc.). They literally sell Dinosaur Bestiality. They couldn't care less about what some anime character looked like in comparison.
These random few series in this case were not the subject of some sort of political agenda and if Amazon suddenly cared about anything like this then there's thousands of products that would have been removed in addition. This has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with Amazon and its garbage auto-flagging/AI/algorithms as well as its history of removing products across the board at random, with often no explanation given primarily because of their fear of setting a precedent to allowing products to come back. They'll take the hit in losing a product since it's a pittance to them rather than create a clear pathway to allowing removed products to return easily. Here's an example of indie authors that went through this. It's not a random person behind the desk resolving this either. If you look into it they couldn't get a straight answer as to why they were removed to begin with because the customer service reps don't actually know.
In that case they were also kindle unlimited users, which the AI protects against giving more hits to via bots (which these authors didn't do but were removed anyway). However, it also attempts to prevent series from getting more promotion through bots/web traffic or advertisements in a way that games how they show up on Amazon's website. In other words where they appear in recommendation lists and things like that. Paid dummy reviews are another way to alter this. There's actually a whole legal industry that revolves around getting products put back on to the Amazon marketplace because of reasons like this and because of how difficult it is. It can literally take years. They're literally called Amazon lawyers.
I haven’t played Xcom 2 yet, I just wanted to say I really like your username. Reminds me of this series, which are 100% real.
Who are you to judge my decision to listen to interspecies erotica books on CD on my drive to work each morning, with the windows down and speakers on max? "As he slipped his glistening member into her well-oiled cloaca, she squawked in pleasure, stroking his chest with her sharp beak." Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaking of which, anybody know an open directory where I can obtain that seminal classic <em>Taken by the T-Rex</em>?
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
This book just drives me wild.
https://www.amazon.ca/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
Dinosaur erotica is an undervalued genre
There romance novels about hooking up with dinosaurs. Whatever your kink, Amazon's got ya covered!
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
That's why God invented Dinosaur smut!
Is this the direct inspiration for all those dinosaur romance novels on Amazon????
He could get some action from the ladies who enjoy this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
You can blame Christie Sims for stealing them all.
It has already gone there. (NSFW warning, although that should be obvious given the context.)
I think anyone who's sane will wish of GRRM reading such a masterpiece.
But there's erotica that doesn't glorify abuse which FSOG does. They should make a movie from this though- I would pay to see it because it's probably hilarious.
I thought you'd suggest your Autobiography, Red Raptor.
> I cannot see how a 3rd person omniscient POV could possibly maintain the conflict and dramatic tension needed to carry a novel without breaking the rules of if you can know anything, you have to know everything.
This is outright saying that third person is omniscient is negative.
(2) and (3) - this is demonstrably false. Self publishing was barely available 100 years ago, and even then, it was expensive and time consuming. Occasionally, an Irene Idesleigh or fun but horrible material like A Pickle for the Knowing Ones would slip through, but generally, printing was reserved for material that conformed to minimum standards of legibility. I could type up 300 pages of hardcore pirate erotica written entirely in second person, future tense, 1337 speak and have it published without question the moment I wrote the last word, for free. And this tripe happens all the time. Every single word in that sentence links to a different dinosaur erotica book that you can buy right now for real American dollars.
This is the closest I could find to "I was Banged by a dinosaur"
Have you seen the dinosaur erotica?
I'm not sure I'd find it erotic, but the excerpts are hella entertaining!
Interesting. Amazon also offers hetero variations on this.
Women read romance novels. With bad-boy billionaires. And T-Rexes. Seriously.
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