{"product":{"product_id":"B00MOTE1Y6","title":"Sexflesh Moby 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo","price":"624.75","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/31SOBgtwgtL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6"},"comments":[{"body":"May I present the moby?\r\n\r\nI’m definitely breaking out the moby for a huge cunt like that.\r\n\r\nEdit: since apparently people like this, and y’all nasty, I’ll link the amazon page. [Check out the Q\u0026amp;A](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6) \r\n\r\nAlso changed a few words. Y’know, for clarity.","subreddit_name":"IDontWorkHereLady","author":"torchieninja"},{"body":"[$624.75 will get you a 36 inch, 50 pound rubber cock. Not Prime eligible sadly.](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)\r\n\r\nThat's 91.44 cm and 22.6 kilos of rubber cock for those that prefer their cock measurements in more scientific measurements.","subreddit_name":"Weird","author":"RepresentativeAd560"},{"body":"For my fellow Americans 496lbs equivalent to the weight of 76 16inch unloaded ar15's. For another American unit of measurement 496 lbs is equivalent to the weight of 198 full size 1911's. For another fun unit of measurement 496lbs is the weight of 9.8 [sexflesh Moby 3ft tall super dildos](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)","subreddit_name":"HumansAreMetal","author":"Borkimadog"},{"body":"Moby Huge 3 Foot Taww Supew Diwdo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/wef=cm_sw_w_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW\r\n\r\nA weview on the wawgest diwdo on amazon.\r\n(NSFW)\r\n\r\nMy pewsonaw bits, being a cave twoww in the Gawg-Nawg twibe of Eastewn Sventawia, awe a vewy specific set of dimensions. The exampwe pictuwe is swightwy misweading. This, I came to find out the hawd way whiwe attempting a squat on the item. The Modew used in the photo as a size compawison has no hight measuwements pwesented, ow dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feew ovewwooked as a customew and as a cave twoww because judging the size of a human femawe is something I am not vewy accustomed to in this fowmat. If a Gnawgew gendew cave twoww was pwesented in the pictuwe I wouwd have been abwe to judge this pwoduct's suitabiwity fow mine and my twibemates use. This being said 4 staws is the best I can wate this pwoduct and my expewience with the company in genewaw. When I contacted customew suppowt tewwing them I expected diffewent dimensions and didn't undewstand the units of measuwe and wack theweof due to being a cave twoww as opposed to human, I was quickwy hung up on muwtipwe times and eventuawwy the company stopped answewing any caww fwom my phone. This aside I used a wittwe bit of wattwe and daub to incwease the size a wittwe bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been cowwecting fwom the neawby fiewds I fwequentwy find my wunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I wouwd have done if found without this. Considew aww who owdew wawned. Howevew, this is much softew and mowe comfowtabwe than the wooden modew I had been using since my Nowthewn Sventawia Univewsity days. ovewaww wowth the puwchase. I hope this is hewpfuww.","subreddit_name":"copypasta","author":"owoifier"},{"body":"I meant to take a sadistic turn of events where the futa gets fed up. And just rapes the bully with the cage ultimately putting an oversized dildo ([da Moby](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)) into her and becoming a bitch breaker\r\n\r\nNo moans were involved only screams of pain and the sound of blood spilling","subreddit_name":"hentaicaptions","author":"embarrassed-otaku"},{"body":"Moby Huge 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW\r\n\r\nA review on the largest dildo on amazon.\r\n(NSFW)\r\n\r\nMy personal bits, being a cave troll in the Garg-Narg tribe of Eastern Sventalia, are a very specific set of dimensions. The example picture is slightly misleading. This, I came to find out the hard way while attempting a squat on the item. The Model used in the photo as a size comparison has no hight measurements presented, or dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feel overlooked as a customer and as a cave troll because judging the size of a human female is something I am not very accustomed to in this format. If a Gnargel gender cave troll was presented in the picture I would have been able to judge this product's suitability for mine and my tribemates use. This being said 4 stars is the best I can rate this product and my experience with the company in general. When I contacted customer support telling them I expected different dimensions and didn't understand the units of measure and lack thereof due to being a cave troll as opposed to human, I was quickly hung up on multiple times and eventually the company stopped answering any call from my phone. This aside I used a little bit of wattle and daub to increase the size a little bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been collecting from the nearby fields I frequently find my lunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I would have done if found without this. Consider all who order warned. However, this is much softer and more comfortable than the wooden model I had been using since my Northern Sventalia University days. overall worth the purchase. I hope this is helpfull.","subreddit_name":"copypasta","author":"CummyBot2000"},{"body":"That’s when you order the biggest scariest MFing dildo possible and “accidentally” leave that monster stuck to the shower wall. ��\r\n\r\nOr pick one so big he can’t hide it. \r\nThe Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 3 Ft https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_llOTBb10X1VGX","subreddit_name":"adultery","author":"GreyPanzer-88"},{"body":"First of all, don't be ashamed, you are not alone. Millions of Americans have trouble stimulating their loved one sexually everyday, so before you throw in the towel (pun intended), I recommend you give [this bad boy](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1\u0026amp;psc=1) a chance. It's also available in black. \r\n\r\n\r\nMay your day be long and fruitful, I hope this helped. ","subreddit_name":"4chan","author":"Yellow-5-Son"},{"body":"https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6","subreddit_name":"madlads","author":"mysteryman151"},{"body":"$541.68 with free shipping\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6","subreddit_name":"funny","author":"Bidiggity"},{"body":"[$541, for anyone interested.](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)","subreddit_name":"ConfusedBoners","author":"xXxMassive-RetardxXx"},{"body":"Link to [Sign](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)","subreddit_name":"Cringetopia","author":"Fiskboy"},{"body":"https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6","subreddit_name":"Gamingcirclejerk","author":"PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__"},{"body":"Well, [you're wrong](https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1517943711\u0026amp;sr=1-1\u0026amp;keywords=the%2Bmoby\u0026amp;th=1). ","subreddit_name":"funny","author":"cdestahl"},{"body":"Yeah, wrapped around this - https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6","subreddit_name":"NYYankees","author":"Panther_Squad"}]}