May I present the moby?
I’m definitely breaking out the moby for a huge cunt like that.
Edit: since apparently people like this, and y’all nasty, I’ll link the amazon page. Check out the Q&A
Also changed a few words. Y’know, for clarity.
$624.75 will get you a 36 inch, 50 pound rubber cock. Not Prime eligible sadly.
That's 91.44 cm and 22.6 kilos of rubber cock for those that prefer their cock measurements in more scientific measurements.
For my fellow Americans 496lbs equivalent to the weight of 76 16inch unloaded ar15's. For another American unit of measurement 496 lbs is equivalent to the weight of 198 full size 1911's. For another fun unit of measurement 496lbs is the weight of 9.8 sexflesh Moby 3ft tall super dildos
Moby Huge 3 Foot Taww Supew Diwdo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/wef=cm_sw_w_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW
A weview on the wawgest diwdo on amazon. (NSFW)
My pewsonaw bits, being a cave twoww in the Gawg-Nawg twibe of Eastewn Sventawia, awe a vewy specific set of dimensions. The exampwe pictuwe is swightwy misweading. This, I came to find out the hawd way whiwe attempting a squat on the item. The Modew used in the photo as a size compawison has no hight measuwements pwesented, ow dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feew ovewwooked as a customew and as a cave twoww because judging the size of a human femawe is something I am not vewy accustomed to in this fowmat. If a Gnawgew gendew cave twoww was pwesented in the pictuwe I wouwd have been abwe to judge this pwoduct's suitabiwity fow mine and my twibemates use. This being said 4 staws is the best I can wate this pwoduct and my expewience with the company in genewaw. When I contacted customew suppowt tewwing them I expected diffewent dimensions and didn't undewstand the units of measuwe and wack theweof due to being a cave twoww as opposed to human, I was quickwy hung up on muwtipwe times and eventuawwy the company stopped answewing any caww fwom my phone. This aside I used a wittwe bit of wattwe and daub to incwease the size a wittwe bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been cowwecting fwom the neawby fiewds I fwequentwy find my wunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I wouwd have done if found without this. Considew aww who owdew wawned. Howevew, this is much softew and mowe comfowtabwe than the wooden modew I had been using since my Nowthewn Sventawia Univewsity days. ovewaww wowth the puwchase. I hope this is hewpfuww.
I meant to take a sadistic turn of events where the futa gets fed up. And just rapes the bully with the cage ultimately putting an oversized dildo (da Moby) into her and becoming a bitch breaker
No moans were involved only screams of pain and the sound of blood spilling
Moby Huge 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW
A review on the largest dildo on amazon. (NSFW)
My personal bits, being a cave troll in the Garg-Narg tribe of Eastern Sventalia, are a very specific set of dimensions. The example picture is slightly misleading. This, I came to find out the hard way while attempting a squat on the item. The Model used in the photo as a size comparison has no hight measurements presented, or dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feel overlooked as a customer and as a cave troll because judging the size of a human female is something I am not very accustomed to in this format. If a Gnargel gender cave troll was presented in the picture I would have been able to judge this product's suitability for mine and my tribemates use. This being said 4 stars is the best I can rate this product and my experience with the company in general. When I contacted customer support telling them I expected different dimensions and didn't understand the units of measure and lack thereof due to being a cave troll as opposed to human, I was quickly hung up on multiple times and eventually the company stopped answering any call from my phone. This aside I used a little bit of wattle and daub to increase the size a little bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been collecting from the nearby fields I frequently find my lunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I would have done if found without this. Consider all who order warned. However, this is much softer and more comfortable than the wooden model I had been using since my Northern Sventalia University days. overall worth the purchase. I hope this is helpfull.
That’s when you order the biggest scariest MFing dildo possible and “accidentally” leave that monster stuck to the shower wall. ��
Or pick one so big he can’t hide it. The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 3 Ft https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_llOTBb10X1VGX
First of all, don't be ashamed, you are not alone. Millions of Americans have trouble stimulating their loved one sexually everyday, so before you throw in the towel (pun intended), I recommend you give this bad boy a chance. It's also available in black.
May your day be long and fruitful, I hope this helped.
$541.68 with free shipping
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Link to Sign
Well, you're wrong.
Yeah, wrapped around this - https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Don’t get your hopes up, it’s quite pricey. Here it is, don’t ask how I know.
Relevant and NSFW as hell
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Will this one do, or do you want something larger?
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1
Warning: This is NSFW and will potentially ruin your amazon recommended feed
Will this one do, or are you thinking about larger dildos? It comes in black though, and it will be really hard to hide it properly.
That's a clever but expensive prank.
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
No, has many uses
Clearly this guy hasn’t seen Moby Huge, yours for only $558.
Und dann hast du das Paket vor seinen Augen geöffnet und ihm voller Stolz den Inhalt präsentiert.
who are you to tell me what I actually need?
for all you know that 36 inch dildo could be a life or death matter for me
That's some devotion, a Moby Huge is currently $586 on Amazon.
Use this
Have a NSFW Amazon link. Personally I'd say it long since crossed into the "only if you're brave enough" category of potential dildos, but here we are.
For those who are interested: https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Both dildos and plugs can be flanged.
That being said, I hadn't really looked closely at the object, but upon closer inspection, at your behest, =), it is clearly a plug, you can see it sitting on his desk in image 2-5. He is even holding it in image 5.
It's definitely a JV butt plug. Not the smallest one I've ever seen, but he's acting like he's taking NSFW The Moby NSFW
EDIT: Fun fact, I have always been really lazy about Reddit and hyperlinks. I have always just copy/pasted the entire address from the internet browser address bar and posted it in full. I was even too lazy to know how to do it on Reddit, but because that would have made the joke less funny, I looked up the Reddit guide to formatting,
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/6ewgt/reddit_markdown_primer_or_how_do_you_do_all_that/
and learned how to and create text that functions as an HTML link, all in the name of comedy.
So my first ever text that functions as an HTML link on Reddit was for a joke about a white supremacist shoving a 36 inch dildo up his ass.
Yee gotchu i found this one on amazon
it's a 3 foot large dildo. he owns 2.
I dream of one day finding a fleshlight that can handle the Moby Huge
Yeah just pull out the Moby https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
This is the limit and the final goal the Moby huge
It looks pretty good, minus the whole Moby Roof Rack Hauling System
“hey daddy, can you get me The Moby?”
https://www.amazon.com/Master-Cock-Super-Dildo-Black/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1 here you go homie, it's on sale right now for 600 dollars instead of 1000 so it's a steal.
I thought you were gonna post a link of this: https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1
(Also an amazon page, but you probably don't wanna view it in public)
team lifted a black one of these
Better than Moby Dick. ^nsfw
You mean The Moby
When does the Moby huge get involved? Before or after the cream?
Buy her a 3 foot dick https://www.amazon.co.uk/Flesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
so I did some research nsfw Amazon
Ask and you shall recieve:
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
I love linking this thing....
Gotta put this in the corner https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=twister_B01MSMQ4ML?th=1
You can get yours from here
here ya go!
Sexflesh Moby 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_RXZEDN5E1299SKK7MSJY
Sexflesh Moby 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_M9NQWTH9DMZ9Z7YHGZSR?psc=1
I think it’s this thing https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
This thing? https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
SexFlesh Moby Huge 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo, 1-Count https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_i_QQ88AZG1D1TJVNGD0GEZ
NSFW (duh): https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
This one is probably family size
nervously eyes my own personal hobby item
This one
Get the moby huge 3 ft dildo https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Item | Current | Lowest | Reviews |
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Sexflesh Moby 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo | - | - | 4.0/5.0 |
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Sexflesh Moby 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo | - | - | 4.0/5.0 |
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Just use one of these on her. She will never forget it.
Massive 3 foot schlong, nicknamed moby huge
If 350 EOD I stick Moby Dick up my ass
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Cut off his dick,cut open a hole big enough to fit this and fck him silly.
The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_DJGTDM6YHW830FRCGRFM
Here, copy this stim! LINK NSFW
Prep a chair with a hole in the center. Place this in the hole.
Remove clothing from lower body; place these on hands.
Drop self onto chair rectum first and sharply strike self in eyes. Repeat until unconscious.
Dont worry got you covered
Omg that reminds me of these reviews in Amazon... They're hilarious Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo
Well, if you thought the dildo I wrote about is fake, here is a subversion of expectation.
idk if this is the exact one but its 3 feet and its called “the moby.” its currently unavailable tho. https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1
3 foot Moby Huge dildo
https://www.amazon.ca/SexFlesh-Moby-Super-Dildo-1-Count/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
A moby huge
Nsfw click if you dare you won’t
Hope this helpsmoby on Amazon
Meet Moby
My introduction to depth play lists a bunch of really long sex toys. They're not thick, though.
Which is more important to you, length or girth? If you want to go to the extremes, you can't really have both.
> https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
I realize you're only looking for a gag gift, but I feel obliged to mention that toy is made of PVC, which is one of the worst materials sex toys can be made of. For any toys you actually plan to use, stick with body-safe, non-porous materials.
Even if you don't use it, PVC toys are liable to stink. I shiver to imagine the kind of stench a PVC toy that big could carry. Not all PVC stinks, but if it does, it could be really bad.
Also, buying sex toys from Amazon, Ebay, or Aliexpress is a bad idea. They routinely lie in their listings and there's an unacceptably high chance you'll receive a knockoff made of an unsafe material. Best to stick with reputable sex shops.
Moby huge, right here (https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1)
Seems like i peeked your interest so heres the link:
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
I hope you enjoy the massive dildo
They’ll love the Moby Huge I ordered
As far as I'm concerned Pai is going to be receiving one of these in his ass by the end of 2019...
I’m getting hard all over again. Time to lube up old Moby and pretend I’m Superman.
Me, you & Moby are going to have the finest of times...
Well I mean there's always this bad boy
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
I hope Moby is worth it ;)
You should throw in a lil somethin' extra on that order. Go big or go home, right?
$550 and it's yours https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
I thought this would make an excellent weapon, but I'm probably too weak to pick it up and wack someone with it -
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1
Then there's this monster: https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1
And if someone has the ability to use that, they're not human.
We leave behind between 12 and 24 million of these* bad boys apparently.
*NSFW
No, THIS is a dildo.
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
shut up nigga go on this website instead
Of course, totally agree with you.
Personally I hate pretty much this whole kind of post and this kind of thread because it's just causing meaningless divides between people. I own a phone, a PC, a switch, and my brother has a PS4, and I've tried some of my friends Xboxes. Everything has had it's purpose/place in time and each thing was enjoyable to use then. Plus, with the next gen consoles coming up, they will be even close to PC's than ever, and the same can be said for mobile chipset advancements as the years go by. I don't see the point in this senseless argument of which is better, they're all unique while all getting more like each other internally as the years go by anyways.
Micro transactions can go fuck themselves with a bunch of these though.
When she owns one of these
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1
Sometimes I hate my curiosity...
https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
~$550 for those that dont want to click the link. Original price was ~1000. Thought it would be a nice prank, but that would be an expensive prank.