Listen, /u/Warlizard... you and I have been through a fair amount over the years. We've had some compelling conversations, shared some secrets, and even discussed a collaboration which both of us failed to give any serious consideration. In a very real way, I think of us as the Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel of the site, and not just because of that one time when some guy wrote a weird novella about the two of us tangoing with /u/vargas.
The thing is, despite all we've been through, you've been more than a little bit cold when it comes to one particular topic... and so here, on the anniversary of your most notorious claim to fame – more well-known even than your oeuvre of excellent literature, your many creative accomplishments, or your utterly unflappable sense of ironic wit – I've decided to publicly clear the air as I ask you the same question that I've been approaching you with for the better part of four years:
Can I have some of your french fries?
You just can't get over it can you? Here try reading this book it will make you feel better about your life.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0615461875/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
yup, this was the book. I need to dig through my closet and give that a read.
Well there's a reason he does it:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Warlizard-Chronicles-Adventures-Vodka/dp/0615461875
It's all about the $$$
Anyone who hasn't read it, do so. Dude's fucking crazy.
Hello, yes, I am! Have you ordered my book yet?
Haha, I have a few of those stories in my collection, but too much of it is stuff I would never publish. lol Good for you.