Ha!
For all those asking about the pizza cutter, my wife gifted it to me a few years ago. You can get it off Amazon
That’s the UK site but I’m sure you can get it in the US etc too :)
I have one and use it all the time. Just don't use the rough side of the sponge to clean it or it will wear off the letters on the disk.
Link for those of you who might be interested.
I know this was a joke, but my dad's pizza cutter is the USS Enterprise.
https://www.amazon.ca/ThinkGeek-Star-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0
You need the Enterprise pizza cutter to go along with the board!
Yeah, I think I will engage the Federation to cut my pizza thank you very much. https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Star-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0
Obviously you need one of those Enterprise Pizza cutters to go with it.
bat'leth
Or an Enterprise pizza-cutter if you need the training wheels.
I mean this is what I'm seeing on Amazon as a comparison. Outside of Amazon I was seeing the original Enterprise ones selling for way less and the Enterprise D for way more.
It’s on the Amazon UK site but I’m sure you it’s available elsewhere :)
😂 If you’re in the UK, it’s available on Amazon
I quite like my Enterprise Pizza Cutter, although the design of this one does look nicer to hold.
It's a pizza cutter
http://www.amazon.com/Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter-Stainless-Steel/dp/B004FQDWP0/
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
http://www.amazon.com/Think-Geek-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0