Lol - $30! Literally the best money I’ve ever spent.
Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Bidet/Feminine Wash) Bidet for Toilet, Fresh Water Sprayer Toilet Seat Attachment with Adjustable Pressure Control https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabt1_As-TFbTWGSACA
Hi, I got this one because 1. If the power goes out I still want to be able to use it 2. It was cheap 3. It's easy to install.
They're now back down to a normal price but I bought one for me and one for my parents when the price was double because all the crazy TP people were indirectly causing the bidet sales to increase.
But it's nice! Self cleaning, and gets my lady parts, I've never felt cleaner. At first my parents were like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS but now they thank me for it on random occasions lol. $30 can't go wrong. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_uSHTFb7SQZ9S4
This is the specific one I have. It has a female nozzle too that I don't use, but I do enjoy using the bidet.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_MYDMBM6B188WS57BERR6
My SO and I have this model, it’s been good to us, I do like the ‘female cleaning’ option for different angles and it’s great for any menstrual related messes.
Would a heated one be nice? Yes. But the price goes up dramatically when you add in the heating capabilities.
A Bidet. I've used WAY less toilet paper and get MUCH cleaner. I highly recommend. It uses your existing plumbing and comes with everything you need to install it. It basically shares the hose that provides water to your tank. I love it!
The one that I have has its own "cleaning" setting, where you toggle it from "butt-mode" to "self-dribble-clean-mode," and then just spray it.
Here's the one that I picked up and it's been great.
This is a great question and when my husband wanted to buy one I looked this up. There are bidets with a female wash setting
You really don't want to be spraying feces towards your vulva.
It was just a generic cheap on that was highly rated (looks like you can't get them now - I paid $30): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H2DWVMK/
At some point I may swap it out with a nicer on that has heated water and a drying fan but wanted to make sure I was going to use it. Honestly the cold water isn't bad, it's actually rather refreshing. My wife was on the fence too but she loves it as well. Their support has been good too, the first one developed a leak after ~2 months and they shipped me a brand new unit to replace it no questions asked.
Water, squatty potty, bidet, witch hazel! I really cannot recommend the bidet and witch hazel enough for the hemerhoids, seriously it got me past some rough ones. The less you have to wipe them, the less inflamed and irritated, they usually go away quicker. You can get inexpensive bidets on Amazon. Sounds like she can also stand to take more stool softeners, per her OB. Good luck!! 💙
The bidet is great, unfortunately I broke the bidet seat when I was moving the toilet around, but was this model, a good one if you want to get one without breaking the bank: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
I kept it on because the seat has spacers still on it lol
The one I bought isn't on Amazon anymore, but this one is pretty much the same thing. You can spend a little more to get one with a hot water hookup, but that's no longer a 5 minute install.
https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Bidet-Non-Electric-Cleaning-Adjustable/dp/B07H2DWVMK it's a Veken bidet :)
You can get a bidet for $30 and install it yourself in 10 minutes. They're not permanent plumbing fixtures.
$30 gets you a good one Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
This one. It's nothing special, no gnomes come out and powder my ass when it's done but it gets the hiney clean.
Veken Non-Electric Bidet Self-Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal /Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JPQqFbD7TCZKT best I can do.
Costco may be out of TP but amazon still has bidets.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_BYXyEb4MSV401