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I think we finally found a use case for those 55 gallon drums of personal lubricant Amazon is selling
Warming Water-Based Body Glide - 55 Gallon Drum [link]
It has a warming sensation!
Unfortunately, they don't carry it in bulk which I prefer buying.
The comments, reviews and user-pictures on sexual lube on Amazon is worth a read. As a starter, check out the reviews for a 55 gallon sexual lubricant barrel. I find these kinds of reviews quite entertaining.
Amazon.com: Warming Water-Based Body Glide - 55 Gallon Drum: Health & Personal Care
And you can order it in bulk!
Looks like he’s going to have to beat off a lot of people. Congress, the entire state government of New York...Don, Amazon can still get this to you in time: Warming Water-Based Body Glide - 55 Gallon Drum [link]
There's a difference between talking about politics and talking about stuff you put in your ass, for everyone to see.
It's like you are at a gathering with your family and friends, having a nice bbq, some people are talking about politics or relationship problems, then, with your muddy ass boots, you step on the meat - which is partially carbonized because you've been busy talking about your one night stands to your aunt - and subsequently triumphally put your arms in the air while screaming at the top of your lungs "I TAKE THE BATTERIES FROM MY KIDS TOYS TO PUT THEM IN MY TOYS"
The whole gathering suddenly becomes silent, nobody is talking about politics anymore, as you wanted. A timid, unknown voice asks "Are you talking about sextoys?" and with the least feminine voice ever you reply "YES!!! THAT IS LIFE WHEN YOU ARE A SINGLE MOTHER!!!!" in the most confident tone ever, so deep that your voice was shaking. You then jump off the now ruined, irrecoverable beefsteak that your dad bought for you, with your boots making a "plops" noise from falling in the mud and being cheap as fuck because you buy 55 gallon lube drums which you use while enjoying the most abnormal and abhorrent German and Japanese pornographic material.
Then everybody claps, telling you how much of a brave woman you are for breaking society's social stigma around sexuality, with the vague noise of your poorly nourished, sugar-addicted children in background.
Still not enough.
This is about enough
That's easy, we go from figuratively taking it up the ass to literally taking it up the ass. No more payment plans extending beyond any mortgage I could be approved for in length and price, just need to keep my drum of lube from Amazon topped off, much cheaper and when my ass whistles when I spread my legs in a wind storm I can say good-bye to constipation.
OP gets lube in 55gal drums. https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Water-Based-Body-Glide-Gallon/dp/B083V68RPP
it involved a 55 gallon drum of lube
I was more concerned about a lack of 55 Gallon drums of Lube: https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Water-Based-Body-Glide-Gallon/dp/B083V68RPP
Clearly we need to drop the market cap a few billion until GameStop is competitive in these markets.
Truthfully most of Amazons Market Cap comes from AWS, everything else is quickly appearing a loss leader until they can increase their margins from being an almost monopoly/duoopoly.
55 gallon drum of sex lube
>Always low on personal lubricant
They’re doing it wrong.
That’s the drum of lube, isn’t it? I don’t even need to click the link to know that’s what it is.
/edit I clicked. This one’s better [link]
Time to order the 55 gallon drum of lube
It's not industrial, and it's kinda expensive, but here ya go.
They sell a 55 gallon drum a lube on Amazon. Check this out at Amazon.com
Warming Water-Based Body Glide - 55 Gallon Drum [link] first more tendies then I buy that.
Welcome to capitalism, lube available for those that need it
And a 55-gallon barrel of sex lube.
Don't forget the lube!
What's wrong with water-based?
But if it must be silicone- it's out there
Or sign up for an in stock alert
A 55 gallon barrel of sex lube.
Then Amazon has a 55 gallon treat for you!
>now they just need to sell lube
For sure. In a quart size with a pump. Or maybe even a 55 gal drum like this one.
Barile di vasella
Buy larger quantities. There is a reason they sell lube in 55 gallon drums. It's not a joke product, some people need it. https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Water-Based-Body-Glide-Gallon/dp/B083V68RPP
Comes out to $36/gallon. You're currently paying $307 per gallon. Literally 10x cheaper.
I got you homie.
You’re right. 55 gallons makes a lot more sense:
BYOB and a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Onneksi Amazonista saa 2000$ 200 litraa liukkaria
You are incorrect sir. Even has free shipping.
define too much?
is this https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Water-Based-Body-Glide-Gallon/dp/B083V68RPP/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=personal+lube+drum&qid=1600968529&sr=8-5
Also a literal barrel of lube coming in at nearly 2 thousand dollars with shipping
Do you have any idea where else I can buy a 55 gallon drum of sex lube?
Could you post the links to those items? I can only find the industrial sized drum of lube.
How much is a 55 gallon drum of lube selling for these days?
Right? Because that drum looks awfully familiar . . .