I drive my disabled mother around to all her doctor appointments and such in a Subaru WRX with a snowboard rack, and I get the same nosey cunts making offhand comments when I park in the handicapped spaces...
The best one was short and sweet:
Guy- “Hey, you can’t park there!”
Me- (walking around back to unfold mom’s wheelchair) “Hey, fuck off!”
Mom didn’t raise me to be rude to strangers, but she’s got her own strange sense of humor since her stroke. We also carry around a stack of “I Park Like An Asshole” bumper stickers that we put on people’s cars who block her wheelchair access. It’s always good for a laugh.
Edit: Including a link to Amazon for all the enthusiasts out there. The stickers come in a 10-pack for $7.99 I believe, and they’re worth every penny! They come off fairly easily btw, for all you bellyachers out there. Calm your tits; it won’t harm your paint, and you don’t drive a Ferrari. If you don’t want a sticker on your car, don’t park like an asshole ������
This calls for <em>ONE OF THESE</em> bumper stickers…
I live on a busy street and get people pulling this bullshit at least once a month. Never had the same car twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I carry a pack of THESE handy bumper stickers for just such an occasion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My mother is in a wheelchair, and when I take her to appointments and such, this kind of shit would drive us insane. They come in a 10-pack, and Amazon says I’ve re-ordered them twice, so they’re getting some use!
Fuck these people.
I have a hydrant in my front yard that’s constantly getting blocked by various morons (busy street), and use these awesome stickers for comic relief…
They usually don’t do it twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I bought a pack of these lovely bumper stickers for occasions just like this ��
I care for my disabled mother, who’s in a wheelchair full time following a stroke she had last year. We were having a rough day, and had a much needed laugh the first time I slapped one of these things on a jackass parked over the handicap line...
You probably shouldn’t see this then
You could always be prepared for next time with some stickers or cards.
Im telling y’all these are perfect for situations like this
Eggshell stickers always come in handy with situations like this :)
Let's all buy these and put them on his car whenever we see it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J4AK5B0/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_W449XSR74QMDK5R43Q14
For $12.26 you can live your dream: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J4AK5B0/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JWZN9QN1K22VP0NVVPCW
Even better, just have one of these handy.
I got something for you my friend. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J4AK5B0/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_XEKWA59HVJSB3EKPE678
Heh, they sell stickers like these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01J4AK5B0/