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Sometimes I see books and I'm like "WHO IN THE WORLD reads this?" My favorite example is this book "Xi's the One", where our FMC is a plucky waitress who attracts the attention of Xi Jinping.
According to the author of Xi's the One (which I really hope was a work of satire), no one can say no to Xi Jinping. Especially not "a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint" called Delanie. 😂
Behold! Seminal work, saar! Xi's the one!
https://www.amazon.com.au/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
> She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
>She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Perhaps you all would be interested in some tasteful socialist erotica (with Chinese characteristics): https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L/ref=nodl_
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Review 1:
"As a connoisseur of erotica featuring the paramount leader of the People's Republic of China, I was excited by the prospect of Sandra Coupland's Xi's the One. The cover features a wonderful image of the leader of the world's largest Communist Party (and in my opinion, the best) in all his masculine glory, guaranteed to send even the most rabid advocate of Taiwanese independence into aroused submission.
Xi's the One deserves to be widely-published and read as an important supplement to Xi Jinping Thought and as an essential appendix to Xi's own The Governance of China: Volume 1 (please please please Shanghai Press, if you're reading this, release Volume 2 NOW!). However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:
- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.
Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars."
You telling me you aren’t the protagonist of this book?: https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div
Holy crap. Looking this up on Amazon led down a path of similarly ridiculous books that seem to have come straight from a Colbert skit. And they appear to be real! Check these out:
Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles Book 1)
Look, Xi is a VERY heterosexual man
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L/ref=sr_1_4
You know it. Xi’s the one!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
President Xi of course
Xi's the One https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N1XZ33L/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_YPVPPGK6K3GYNQVY9S8F
我想起来kindle的这书了
I vote in favor of mandating that [Xi's the One](https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L) be read by every high schooler.
Fortunately, Amazon do not block this masterpiece.
What book? Is this it?
https://www.amazon.ca/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Really? the book
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
seems to have its price reduced to zero, but no other change otherwise
here's the link for those curious https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
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Look, the man is a sexual dynamo, of course his passing will be a horrific blow to all the women of the world
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
sure, here it is, with synopsis and reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
someone in the comments section here found it on amazon
You can read a preview here or if you have Amazon prine it's completely free: https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
There is an erotic novel about Xi Dada. Power is new sexy, I guess.
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L