Nazoveš frenda, potplatiš ga sa pivom, podignete ga i odgurate negdje od kuda ga neće tako lako izvuć.
Since the car is not even plugged, I would get/borrow 4 gojacks and move it to another spot. (https://www.amazon.com/XtremepowerUS-Vehicle-Positioning-Hydraulic-Ratcheting/dp/B01N4IJFWI/ )
I wouldn't care about the sentry mode and would just write a note with the dust on his windshield.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N4IJFWI/
They're more expensive, but jack dollies like this are the easy solution. You position it around the tire, and it'll jack up the wheel when you stand on the lever.
Move the rear of the car, then move the front of the car. You can do it in a few minutes by yourself. Very handy.
Depending on how much disposable income you have, you could get a set of wheel dollies and recruit some friends to help you move their car into a spot they can't get it back out of very easily: https://www.amazon.com/XtremepowerUS-Vehicle-Positioning-Hydraulic-Ratcheting/dp/B01N4IJFWI/