Youtube CERTIFIED Master Automobile Technician patch (3"x4") https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N97GI3D/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_TXgcBbTGCZ8PS
I'm youtube master certified:
https://www.amazon.com/Youtube-CERTIFIED-Master-Automobile-Technician/dp/B01N97GI3D
For what it's worth, there's such a thing as YOUTUBE CERTIFIED MECHANIC fabric patches - and stickers too - if y'all want to take the joke a stage further :)
You should get one of these and stitch it onto your ballcap. https://www.amazon.com/Youtube-CERTIFIED-Master-Automobile-Technician/dp/B01N97GI3D
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