What are /r/AlteredManholes' favorite Products & Services?

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My hole is nice and stretched by the XL Chorizo n' Eggs. I wonder how many real cocks I can fit inside me.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here's the amazon link to the machine.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Yah, Here's the Amazon link for the dildo. Definitely my favorite toy. Bit of a warning though, the suction cup on it is terrible.

https://www.amazon.com/TrueTouch-Cody-Skintech-Realistic-Dildo/dp/B074WHWTR4/ref=pd_bap_rp_5/137-1700089-7394242?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B074WHWTR4&pd_rd_r=0bec748f-8441-4212-9e94-66449befeeff&pd_rd_w=bg7kJ&pd_rd_wg=ppV1i&pf_rd_p=7669271c-2ef0-42ca-ad73-02617f1bf83b&pf_rd_r=HQ2RK3ACGZ88HY57566W&psc=1&refRID=HQ2RK3ACGZ88HY57566W

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09T2N5W9B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Y09EW1BNZ379XSTQPPEJ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

This one's actually on amazon:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08JV9D5MP?ref=ppx\_yo2\_dt\_b\_product\_details&th=1
Although it's basically a knockoff of squarepegtoys egg plug, which is probably better quality.

Sucking Vibrator for Women Clitoral Vibrator with 10 Intense Suction,Rechargeable Clit Sucker Nipple Stimulator Little Egg Sex Toys https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093FH5ZB2/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glc_fabc_QZ0DC145EVFZM67H8VWZ

https://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Vaginal-Stimulator-Crystal-Base%EF%BC%8CAdult/dp/B087M2SWYK/ref=sr\_1\_21?dchild=1&keywords=clear%2Bjelly%2Bdong&qid=1629959737&refinements=p\_85%3A2470955011&rnid=2941120011&rps=1&s=hpc&amp...

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XXL Lampwick Uncut and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

I love going to work with a sore ass after a good pounding. If only my coworkers knew what I was just up to 😈

Here are the Amazon links for the LoveToy Monster Dildo and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here's the Amazon link for the machine. Definitely one of my top purchases of 2020 lol https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1